AGE DRINK 17 - beer 25 - vodka 35 - scotch 48 - double scotch 66 - Maalox
AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend.
25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 - My wife is away for the weekend.
66 - My second wife is dead.
AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 - sex 25 - sex 35 - sex 48 - sex 66 - napping
AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "tongue" 25 - "breakfast" 35 - "She didn't set back my therapy. "
48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids. "
66 - "Got home alive. "
AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - getting to third 25 - airplane sex 35 - menage a trois 48 - taking the company public 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
AGE FAVORITE HOUSE PET 17 - roaches 25 - stoned-out college roommate 35 - German Shepherd 48 - children from his first marriage 66 - Barbie
AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 - 25 25 - 35 35 - 48 48 - 66 66 - 17