The Lone Ranger was ridng the prairie one day & met an Indian on a really nice horse followed by a dog and a sheep.
The Ranger says, "Hey, Indian, that's areal nice horse you got. Can I talk to him? "
The Indian says, "Horse no talk! "
The ranger says, "I'll try.... Hey horse, hw's it going? Does the Indian treat you good? "
The horse says, "Yea he treats me good! "
The Indian is dumbfounded.
The Ranger says, "that's a nice dog you got, can I talk to him? "
The indian says, "Dog no talk! '
The Ranger says, "Let me try... Hey, dog, How's it going. Is the Indian good to you? "
The dog says, "Yea, he treats me good. He's a good guy. "
The Indian is flabbergasted.
The ranger says, "That;s anice sheep you got. Can I talk to him? "
The Indian says, "SHEEP LIAR! "