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Death Row

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Death Row There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed.

First up is the brunette.

The shooter counts; 1, 2, 3... , and the brunette yells out,"Tornado! " Everybody turns around to see the tornado and the brunette runs away.

Next up is the red head.

The shooter counts; 1, 2,3... , and the red head yells out," Flood! " Everybody turns around to see the flood and the red head runs away.

Next up is the blonde.

The shooter counts; 1,2,3... ,and the blonde yells, "Fire! "


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