NEIGHBORS HAD NO IDEA

We have lived here for almost 2 years have meet the neighbors a handful of times. They seem nice enough but probablly wouldn't understand our lifestyle. We were planning a big swim party and thinking of ideas, because the Mrs' always like to no everyone walked away saying that our parties are the best.

Party started Saturday afternoon around 5:00 we had nearly 50 people and cars are parked up and down the street, our back yard looks like something from a childrens book. But will be X rated later. We have the temperature in the hot tub turned down, the pool is crystal clean, and we rented a 3 story water slide, The wife always goes ALL OUT, but this party is also to celebrate her birthday. We have a margarita machine lighted palm trees and big umbrellas covering the back.

The party is rocking and rolling people are in the pool and the big slide was a huge hit. The beer cans are piling up and titties are popping out everywhere. And through the back gate comes the neighbors, toting their ice chest. They smile big laugh and say since you wont ever invite us to one of your parties we are inviting ourselves. The wife and I smile and tell them to come on in, and have a good time. We look at each other and silently decide to say nothing. But just to watch, nothing we can do now anyway.

First a guy and his wife approach the neighbors inroduce themselves and ask what site are you guys on. The neigbors Patti and Dan look at each other then answer none. We are just observing thnking this is going to go so badly, and we have to live here. Next think, WOW the wifes best friend comes over and flashes her titties in my face. Again the neighbors just seem to be attempting to figure things out. Someone hollers and asks if its game time, so the ladies are playing COCK TOSS, yes its a game we weight the end of a knee high hose stuff with socks make it look as much like a cock as possible and the ladies toss for prizes. OMG,our neighbors find this to be so funny and decide to join in the game. Games end and a few of the ladies throw off their tops and jump into the pool. Again we are just holding our breath watching the neighbors. He comments gees, no wonder you guys have so many people at your parties, I havent seen this many titties ever. OMG, then one lady kisses another and the show is on. They arent joining in, doing alot of whispering and we deside we need to explain. Can you guys come inside a second, he laughs and says I might miss something, we 4 laugh but they come inside and we begin to explain by asking Do you know what being in the lifestyle means? They dont' so we then ask by using the word swingers. They look at each then look at us and look scared to death. We applogized and applogized and surprising they tell us its ok, if you guys dont have anything else we would like to join the party outside. I said REALLY??? They tell us they would like to learn more. The night gets dark and this party gets wild. Hubby and I cant seem to shake the weird neighbor feeling. But everyone is having a great time. The neighbor Patty is outside on her knees giving a guy she does not no a blowjob. Holy crap what is Dan going to do, He is too busy in the pool with someone himself. This party just keeps getting weirder. The party seems to be coming to an end and up the road the neigbors go towards home with another couple from our party.

OMG this party was now what we expected. Cant wait to talk to the neighbors tomorrow...

TRUE STORY... JUST HAPPENED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, WILL FOLLOW UP WITH MORE LATER