goon Squad

Yes Coach presents

THE GOON DEN

by CockBlock

Hosted by Tucker Max

Sanctuary
Sunday, July 5th
6PM - Close

The Fourth of July weekend comedown.

Everybodys cooked from the holiday anyway, so were turning Sanctuary into a full-on goon cave for the night.

THE GOON DEN is built for baters, side bros, gooners, goblins, and people who just want to lock in with good energy, mutual attraction, and a room full of other dumbasses running on the exact same wavelength.

No touches me like me right?

For the folks with a penis, CockBlock takes over the Den with toys available to demo and order throughout the night, including the new CockBlock Stroke.

Unlike traditional strokers, CockBlock is built around shared sensation, body contact, frotting, side play, and mutual movement between two dudes. The new Stroke model is lighter, textured, easier to handle, and honestly feels made for something you could keep next to the couch, toss in a gym bag, or maybe discreetly bring along for a nature walk out at Rooster Rock later.

Basically:
two homies,
toy,
surviving brain cell.

Expect:
communal gooner energy
intimate spaces
couches and conversation
mutual bate sessions
soft lighting and glowing screens
horny tunnel vision
side bro chaos
dudes completely losing track of time together
the general feeling society may have peaked already

No dance floor pressure.
No circuit party energy.
No butt sex.