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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host of the most, and with class and tell, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and easily bruised like a Speaker2: fruit, Mr. Another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host of the most, and with class and style, I'm Cole, Speaker1: and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and easily bruised like a fruit, Miss Amanda. Speaker2: Hey. Speaker1: And we're here to tantalate and titillate. Speaker3: At least I can chop the beginning off. Speaker1: Why? There was nothing to chop off. Speaker3: You gurgling and then burping. Speaker1: There was nothing wrong with a little burp to set it out to kick the mood. And with that, away we go. Trust me, we've got all kinds of shit. That'll be the least of the stupid shit I do on tonight's show. I promise. But before we get going too far along, for those of you who follow along at home, which you all should be, don't touch it. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. For those of you who follow along at home, this is Season 5, Episode 225. I wasn't expecting that. And we're here to just fuck with each other we do have sponsors i know i'm just as surprised as everybody else is but first michael i'm sure glad you're still listening he might have turned off because last time he tuned in and didn't even say yeah so uh what do smart people do what? I don't know. Who knows? What do smart swingers do? They read. What do they read? ASN Lifestyle Magazine. They sure do. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the swimmer world, you need to make it a habit to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine.com. Three million swingers can't be wrong. Ow, what the fuck was that? Speaker4: Also, we believe safety first. Speaker1: And we're proud to be a part of what's connected with Nightcaps, truly the drink-spiking prevention scrunchie. Speaker2: Did I do that right now? Yeah, you did. Nightcaps.com. They're a great company. Check them out. Nightcaps.com. Make sure you put nightcap10-casmaink in the promo line to get a discount. Don't leave your safety up to someone else. Take control of nightcaps.com. And finally, it's my responsibility. It's your responsibility. It's all of our responsibilities to keep the lifestyle healthy and clean, just like mother. What do you do? You need to take and check out shamelesscare care.com there's no longer excuses not to get tested at home testing uh as well as you can get actually top quality name brand ed medicines shameless care.com a company made by swingers for swingers check them out today why do you say that funny i don't know why did you pull my fucking goatee Because I was being a smart ass you don't do that that turns out we've been through this before anyways so i'm giving me goosebumps i'm gonna warn everybody right now so i'm trying something new we go through buzzsprout it's who are we do our podcast though okay okay so they've been hounding me going that that we could be monetizing i'm like okay whatever i just ignored and and but we could do enough that's like it would be of substantial it would basically make everything we pay to do do these things free so what that would be nice they put they have ads like other shows that they put in your show so if you go back now listen to the last the last five episodes, and at some point in time in this show, though you'll hear this music start to play, we won't hear it, but you'll hear this music start to play, right? Okay. And then all of a sudden the guy's voice will go, stay with us, we'll be right back. And this ad kicks in, which the ad is currently playing, it's kind of lame as fuck, but I don't care, it's not my circus. And then when the ad's over, and then you'll'll hear the music and then we'll be back it finds the break for you and whatever oh badass so there you go so when you hear this weird ad you go that has nothing to do with anything they're talking about yep we're just monitoring i'm just making it so that buzzsprout will pay my fucking thing if it sucks well we pay them every month and yeah it would be nice to have it pay for. Yeah, we'll just see. So who knows?
Speaker1:
So when you hear that, you guys follow along at home in front of our secret, secret Facebook crowd, or those that watch us on YouTube, won't. Because only when it's downloaded, it comes out on Thursday. So there you go. See, look at us, we don't think.
Speaker3:
I get it.
Speaker1:
What the fuck, are you a bobblehead? Are you practicing Halloween, or what? We're not going to New Jersey. your neck muscles it's okay that's where she was gonna suck a lot of dick for content just saying love that oh so other cool shit going on speaking of sucking a lot of dick uh because i think you're crazy speaking of so don't hey we're excited it's out it's official crazy winter nights we hey, we're excited. It's out. It's official. Crazy Winter Nights. We're back. We're fucking big. The original, as much as I'm sure everybody said, fun with the cute little knockoffs. Anyways, the original is back, and it is January 13th through the 15th in Columbus, Nebraska. You can go. You have to go to our website to get tickets, crazycasma.com. You can get tickets there. It's a two-day, well, it's Friday, Saturday, I think we'll leave on Sunday. We're going to have a big vendor fair. We're going to have educators. We've already got a lot of classes. We'll announce more of the classes that are going to be coming out here very, very soon. Meet and greets, fun times, great time. We're going to focus on females, seriously and and the power of women in the lifestyle uh we're also if you have a business we have opportunities for you to be a vendor banner advertisements uh here's the deal we're going to get 600 fucking plus people in columbus nebraska in january because we've done it in omaha so we're going to do it again uh we're going to people from all over the country i already have phone calls i've gotten calls. I've gotten phone calls from 28 states already that have bought tickets in England. So we're already an international event. So there you go. There's going to be a lot of podcasters there. So this is going to be a lot of fucking fun. So please don't hesitate. Get your tickets now. Once shit's sold out, it's gone. Sold out. That's all she wrote.
Speaker2:
So there you go. Complete hotel takeover. So what that means, no vanillas. Yay. No little kids running through there. None of that bullshit. So check it out. That'll be a lot of fun.
Speaker3:
I'm pretty excited.
Speaker2:
But I have 128 days. So if you go to our website, you'll see that with all of our events,
Speaker1:
I have countdowns to the events. So it's like that whole Christmas thing. Like what I figure they have at the North Pole and the elves are running around and they have countdowns. I live in my own happy little place. Anyways, so this way, anytime I think I'm done for the day, I can look at that and go, uh, nice. I like the good reference. If you go to, uh, this way I can look at it and go, no, I and I can panic so with 128 days I actually probably tomorrow we already have our DJ for Friday night and I'll be finishing the other entertainment we'll have the confirmations I need tonight to announce that tomorrow so hair and makeup we're all kind of bus tours all kinds of shit so it going to be pretty badass. You're not going to want to miss it. Just saying. You want to add anything? Is your job just going to sit here and smile today? Is that what we're doing? Hey, it's better than frowning. Well, isn't that just a little miss positive? Well, that's a wrap, kids. There we go. Yes, this is when he stays busy and you don't see him. You'll see me again sometime shortly after fucking March. I think March 13th is the next time you'll actually see me. Plus weddings. So Monday, get this. So Monday, I'm doing a drop of the fly wedding. I know I set that up. They have no witnesses. So what we're going to do is we're going to meet at the state capitol steps at noon and try to just grab two people to see if they'll stand and watch what we do the wedding and plan as witnesses what time you doing it noon do you want to come get me and i can be a witness we very well might i might come get you we may grab two people grab somebody else and we're working bring them along and hey who wants to be a witness who wants to be can i get a witness amen oh man that's what we're gonna do it's a bible study so there you go yay so what do you want to talk about you had fun this weekend uh-huh you got fuckered i did i did not that's not true oh wait i did what okay did. Okay, we had us sex. But other than that, no, I'm kidding. Oh, no, you have to tell them what happened during us sex. Us sex is usually good, except this whole fucking getting old shit. Because not only when we started having us sex, her shit was working, my shit was working. There was no squishy hot dog shit like last week. It was all fucking working. And then all of a sudden, my hip fucking, like, cramped deep in my hip. And I went to shift to, like, try to fuck through it. And that's when the cramp went in my arm. At which point in time, I crumpled. And then I was just like, and then my penis, like, just fucking was like, fuck you. You can't hold your fucking old cramping ass up on your own. So, uh, all I can figure is now what we need to fucking do is, um, uh, have a nurse here to just give me an IV before we even start. So, oh, maybe you're dehydrated. I must be. I need more potassium. Okay, wait. So our secret Facebook group is watching and listening. Shh, don't tell the others.
Speaker2:
Cast bank.
Speaker1:
Julie tried the Amazon position this week.
Speaker3:
I don't know what the Amazon position is.
Speaker1:
Is that like when you hold them underwater and watch out for piranhas?
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
Oh, get a massage.
Speaker3:
Who's volunteering for that?
Speaker2:
Because I'm not. No shit.
Speaker1:
If we could have a massage therapist here when we have sex, that would be awesome. If I could have one on staff, please.
Speaker2:
Ew.
Speaker1:
Let's do it. Oh, get a massage. Who's volunteering for that? Because I'm not. No shit. If we could have a massage therapist here when we have sex, that would be awesome. If I could have one on staff, please. Yeah. Massage. While you're rubbing, if you would thrust for me. It's like, it's like, uh, what's that maneuver when the chest compressions? CPR. What I need, I need somebody to give my ass CPR when we're fucking so they're pushing. One, two, three. It was more funny when you crumpled getting off and trying to move your body. Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. That was awesome. Yep. The night before, I got one in my hip, so it's all good. But you were able to fuck through it. No. But you were out you were out somewhere so you had to power through it no i just adjusted my body and we weren't julie wait a minute i have to do research really into throws of things wait a minute so julie says for the amazon position somebody said they drink more gatorade absolutely i do julie says volunteer i actually need a few more volunteers to master that position oh obviously we may have found I don't know. Absolutely, I do. Julia says, volunteer. I actually need a few more volunteers to master that position. Ooh. Obviously, we may have found... Maybe that'll be an activity at Crazy Wonder Nights. What we'll have... Here's what we'll have. I'm sure it involves fucking. We'll take that part out for the public display part. But that'll be one of our contests. Whoa, what the hell happened?
Speaker3:
You lost your Facebook.
Speaker1:
Did I lose my Facebook?
Speaker3:
Aw, snap. Something went wrong.
Speaker1:
Fucking reload cockbucker. Anyways, what I think we'll do...
Speaker4:
Ew.
Speaker1:
We'll have everybody be... We'll have people, like... You have to, like, assume a position. This will be awesome. You have to assume a position while you're in front of everybody. That'll be funny as hell. We can do that. Okay, am I back live?
Speaker2:
Do we know?
Speaker1:
Does anybody know what's going on right now?
Speaker2:
Okay. Hopefully.
Speaker1:
Yeah, we're going live.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
I can see you.
Speaker1:
I can see you, too. I can't see you. Okay, so, what are we doing? What are we're going live. Okay. I can see you. I can see you, too. I can't actually.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So, what are we doing?
Speaker2:
What are we doing?
Speaker3:
You're talking.
Speaker1:
Well, I know I'm talking. I'm always talking.
Speaker2:
You are.
Speaker3:
You talk a lot.
Speaker2:
Really?
Speaker1:
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Speaker3:
I'm in a smart-ass mood.
Speaker2:
Awesome.
Speaker1:
Well, the rest of the show is all yours.
Speaker3:
No, that's okay.
Speaker2:
Go. Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. Go.
Speaker3:
So you had a date.
Speaker1:
I, yeah.
Speaker3:
Her plans changed.
Speaker1:
Yeah, yeah, I had a date.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
So I set one up. Mine didn't.
Speaker1:
I went down that rabbit hole. Yeah, no, yours didn't. That was awesome. So that worked out. Now next weekend I'm going to travel. I'm going to be for my weddings. I've actually set it up so it's like, hey, would you like to fuck late? Because everything is I've got to travel after all these weddings. Otherwise I can't go fuck for another 18 months. Friday I have a work thing. Does that involve me at all? Huh? It's supposed to, but you don't have to. I want to be there, honey. It'll be fun. I know the other Cole would really love to party with you and start drinking it up and doing shots. They want to do shots? Well, I don't know if the axe place, but I'm pretty sure we'll hit a bar after that. Yeah, you know, just because I'm a team fucking player. Because he likes to drink with coal. Everybody does. As long as he doesn't talk too much, because that's my HR's husband. Everybody does, except fucking Amanda. There's nothing wrong with Sharon. That's how we become closer. So fucking what? You're going to quit that job at some point in time to do porn. Fucking who cares? It's not like you're fucking people at work anymore. The thing is... I haven't done that for a while. It's not like you've... I kind of miss it. It's not like you've sucked any cuss in your dick. I go to get water and I look down the hallway and go, Damn, I missed that. I wanted somebody to come fuck me in the breast skating room. But I didn't feel like working. I had some place to go. I think I need a break. A little fresh air. Water, question mark? A little cock. That would be awesome. Yeah, absolutely. Well, you know, and you haven't sucked a customer's dick for a while, so there's that.
Speaker3:
I haven't sucked a customer's dick for a while. Oh, that.
I don't think. Well, I'll just shut up It doesn't matter It's all good I don't know if he does or if he doesn't It's all good, it doesn't matter Anyways, so there you go Fun show, fun show Okay, should we do the show show? Sure 70s references I feel like it should be colder out Or maybe it's just because I'm hot and sweaty. I wish it was. I'm kind of hallucinating. Could be that, too. Licking toads. Okay, so let's move on. I'm not ready for winter. Oh, fuck no. Okay, so... Where do I want to... Ooh. Let's do the health first. Ooh. Are you fucking done, seriously?
Speaker2:
Okay, so why don't you start first?
Speaker5:
Why don't you?
Speaker2:
Okay, so the health point of the day.
Speaker6:
Tip.
Speaker2:
It says point. Why was I thinking tip? Just a tip.
Speaker3:
But that says point.
Speaker1:
Don't write point if you want it to be a tip.
Speaker2:
Type.
Speaker1:
It's a teleprompter, a whiteboard just saying it's sexual health awareness month yes it is sexual health awareness month for the entire month of September which is obviously one it's awesome that one of our sponsors is obviously shameless care but it's something we'll be talking about all month long because it's something that's fucking damn important in the lifestyle you know if you can be mature enough to fuck other people then you can be mature enough to have the proper conversations about sexual health and it's not just just stds and stuff like that it's there's a lot that goes into sexual health which includes your sexual organs and maintenance and all that It's stuff you need to be doing the proper care of yourself all the way through so uh join us it is a big thing to us you'll see stuff all over and uh yeah absolutely we we it's one of those things like safety we push i don't know how you can't i mean how you can't what how you how sexual health especially as swingers can like not be a priority to some people i mean that makes no fucking sense to me at all and understand now i'm gonna throw this out it doesn't necessarily mean that if you don't use converse or whatever that you're a bad person or that that's a you know whatever but what do you what else do you do with it so which it's ironic because it ties into our question our first question that we had do you want me to do the question sure okay so uh this question actually came to us uh it came to me about two weeks ago so we're a little behind on getting this question out but i knew what was coming up so i was like We'll save it. Okay. Mine like a steel trap. Aren't you smart? Bap!
Speaker2:
Anywho, this question out but i knew what was coming up so i was like we'll save it okay mine like a steel
Speaker1:
aren't you smart uh anywho this question comes to us out of ohio dayton ohio uh and this is from a happy swinging couple that's what they put for their names i thought that was cute okay okay so happy swinging couple uh has recently been attending quite a few parties and they've noticed this more since COVID, how a lot of the parties they go to, there is a mix of people that use condoms and people that do not use condoms right so there's a so there's a happy there's a happy mix of of what's going on and in turn so this has been a uh something new from what they normally seen, and their concern factor is that they have watched some people go literally from partner to partner to partner without using a condom. And in turn, then what they want to know is how can they be safe if that's going on at parties? Plus, how do you not feel like if most people in a partner a condom, it doesn't even bother if you want to use a condom by that point in time if they've had sex with enough other people in the course of a night. And I thought that was an interesting question because this kind of goes back to one of the things that I talk about all the time is that there's a degree of bullshit in the lifestyle where you read everybody's profile, and everybody's profile says condoms are a must. And we all have been to parties and events where there was a condom to be found.
Speaker3:
In a basket, no one ever got them out.
Speaker1:
In a basket, that's exactly it. And so I get their concern with it a little bit. So when I reached out to them, they're regular testers, right? They are condom optional. So they're like us. It's partner's choice. But one of the things was they were concerned because they saw so many people that maintained they are about condoms all the time not using condoms and then the other question becomes you know how do you maintain that to be how can that be safe so i asked them in there as they've been swinging longer is this more of an issue now that they're a little bit older? I had to ask. Okay. And the answer was yes. Really? Well, but see, to me, that makes sense. Older or more experienced? Well, I said older, older more time in. And I, yeah, more experienced. I think it's funny because, not funny, but let's face it. When you first start, there are some people when they first start are adamant about condoms. And then as they go through, tend to go away from them. But there's a lot of people when you first start, you're so caught up in a moment like a house party. You don't really even notice what's going on. Well the first party we went to i wasn't paying attention to what everybody else was doing no no and it was funny though the first party went to one person was very at they kept saying about condoms because their wife they were the youngest ones at the party, if you remember correctly. And their wife was very much still within childbearing ranges and was not on any sort of birth control. So that was interesting. So right off the bat, we're going to go to the lines here. Biggest question, did you eat any tacos today? You have to find Miss Amanda's picture on there. Mike, bring your goodie bag and have a conversation. If you use condoms, use condoms. Others should respect your rules if they want to play with you. Absolutely true. Very much so. lindsey i struggle when people are surprised i want to use condoms i'm okay with whatever you do the condom theoretically mostly good choice of words there, protects me, but I've got more than one person off guard. It is interesting how many people act surprised if someone wants to use a condom. I haven't run into that too terribly much. There aren't too many people I've asked to wear a condom, though. Well, okay. I mean, lately more. Here's one of the other ironies of the thing. And we've seen this, and we're just, look, we're throwing no stones here because it's ever the same deal, is you get to know someone after a while, right? And you find a woman, and we have people that we've known over a decade. And at some point point in time in the course of when we first started playing with them condoms were a big deal and then because we knew them and because they knew us it was comfort level condoms were no longer a big deal well to a degree in hindsight that's kind of fucking flawed logic i mean very much so. Because of us that were involved in that were active i think we all got tested i don't think as i look back do i think we got tested as much as we should have no initially no no i i think initially we kind of bought into that well every three months where it it's funny if you do stuff in the adult world with porn or anything else you'll find out like no like seven days some place some shoots are required like three days once you have sex with somebody else all your previous test results really mean nothing so how do you how do you get stay safe i think i think there's part of it is making sure at the very beginning everybody if if a party is going to be a complete condom free party okay which we look we all know i fucking hate condoms more than life is fucking self i hate condoms they were okay i yeah i'll absolutely wear them if you got to put them on but i'll wear them but i would i would love to go to this is going to be a condom free party but if you were going to do that it would not be out of line in my opinion you tell me what you think to say this is the here's the deal everybody has to come in with test results that are no more than five days old and show test results i don't think it's wrong Would you be offended if somebody did that? I would. See, to me, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be offended. You know, if they wanted to make it a safe environment, no, I wouldn't be offended at all. Yeah. I mean, that to me... Okay, so Mike says, trust in what others say is a big thing because how you know they're not telling the truth about being tested.
Speaker2:
Exactly. Very true.
Speaker1:
That's why when you go to, again, for adult content, there is no your word isn't shit. There's specific websites that they want to see your specific, your results that show everything. And I don't think there's probably a great practice to get into. It is that anyways. But to me, if we're going to do a party,
Speaker2:
We'll be right back. And I don't think there's probably a great practice to get into. It is that anyways. But to me, if we're going to do a party that everybody had agreed nobody wanted condoms,
Speaker1:
if everybody had that result. Otherwise, to answer their question, quite honestly,
Speaker3:
there's no way to truly be safe if you're switching back and forth.
Speaker1:
But I will put this out there.
Speaker2:
We've seen it.
Speaker1:
How many times, quite honestly,
Speaker2:
have you seen, experienced swingers, think about this,
Speaker1:
that you have seen dental dams, right? Being used, or condoms being used for oral sex. I have never seen anybody use a dental dam now if you go to vegas and get a hooker she's gonna suck your dick but she's gonna have a condom you're gonna have a condom on that they just that or if you go to a brothel a legal brothel they will not perform oral sex on you unless you have a condom on whether you're using dental dental for dental dam for a female. That's just, that is the way it is. And that's the ironic part of it, I guess, is it's like, you know, how I'm not saying we should throw the rules out. I'm just saying people should be aware of You still do with what you're comfortable with. Yeah, you should always do what you're comfortable with. The other thing, somebody said it, mostly. And that's a huge thing with condoms. I don't think people, they don't teach this part in school. They don't teach the part that, like, you know how everybody's all enamored with everybody that can squirt and fucking goo everywhere and all over the place? If someone waterboards your entire body, you've got this shit all over you. You know, it still can be contaminated and all the rest of the stuff. Still, if it has something, it has something. Condoms are not 100% either. I think, people, you have to know what you're getting into but i think it's a mitigate it's an organized risk right so okay hold on when mike mike gray condoms can be uh about more than safety and pregnancy it can also be about a level of intimacy that you reserve for your significant other that's a really really good point. That's an awesome point. Lindsay, the oral situation, that's exactly why I think people don't think condoms are necessary. You're exposed anyways. For us, it's also a connection thing. It is. I think if more people knew that you could get herpes of the throat, there would be a different degree of concern with some of that shit. I mean, quite honestly.
Speaker5:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
It's funny because even though we sit there and we talk about this, we are, we always have been partner's choice. But here's my fear factor. You're going to jump in more with this shit because I'm just babbling away. Babble. It's what you do. Yeah, I know. Here's the... Condoms to me, like, I think part of the problem is a lot of people go, well, I use condoms. I talk to somebody. I talk to somebody who wanted to do content with you, wanted to know if we wanted to make content. Used his condoms every time. Has not had an STD test in two years. And we were like, absolutely not, no. Because, and honestly, the person wasn't being facetious or asshole or anything else. Talked about how safe they play. But there's a misconception. Look, just because you use condoms every time doesn't mean that you don't, that eliminates the need to be tested. Right. I mean, so it's all part of it it's it's like the total package like when you're budgeting for your year of fucking if you have like if you're setting aside having your little envelope at the beginning of year you know movie entertainment eating out food you know whatever home repairs fucking other people whatever you're you know however you label your little envelope for the lifestyle if you don't figure into that budget testing and the testing being based on how much you play and what you're going to use for safe sex or what you're going to use to what type of condoms you're going to have or what how you're going to clean toys or how you're going to clean sheets or other things whatever then you're not're not doing it right. I mean, like, that's got to be the whole thing. Right. Mike Long says another safe way is to stick with the same people if possible. You don't know if they're sticking to the same people, though. Yeah, and it comes down to a trust thing. I mean, if you're exclusive with each other, that's one thing but well you don't know who they're having sex with and and here here's the sad reality again people have the best of intentions like for us that would never work because that's not why we got into this you know like i didn't go out looking for like a you know a permanent whatever and and everybody's there we're not yuck and yums but just like just like the concept and i have another friend of mine who says oh well you know we don't use con with our group because we know they're all safe no you don't you drink you party you make the assumption and yet you'll admit well occasionally you go outside the group well if you do why wouldn't you think they might? And the other thing is that if your group all believes that all forms of sex need to be safe sex with anybody else, then you're fine. But just because, oh, well, they don't fuck anybody else, but she sucks 17 other guys' dicks, here you again it becomes a never a never ending circle uh brian put full body condoms i suppose that would be the most sure fire way to stay 100 safe probably no the look here's the reality that this is you are if you do this long enough and you are very very active in the And this is, you are, if you do this long enough, and you are very, very active in this lifestyle, I'm telling you, it, and if you believe that you can do this and never get anything, you are fucking lying to yourself. Right.
Speaker2:
It doesn't work that way. Like, this is a, this, it goes right with the risk. It's, it's, now does that mean you definitely, everybody will get something?
Speaker1:
No, but if you're a race car driver and you believe that if you race for 20 years, you'll never get in a wreck. Okay, statistically, you're wrong. You drive 200 miles an hour, something's going to happen at at some point in time if your hobby is fucking other people statistically the only 100 way to make sure you don't get anything is monogamy which is not what we're all about so what was our original question was how do you stay safe in a party situation like that? Still demand condoms. That's the safest way. Doing what you're most comfortable with and getting tests before and after. That's the only thing. I know it's expensive, but if everybody's tested before the house party or the hotel party I mean wouldn't it be great I would love to make this a requirement but my god it'd be crucified to get into our takeovers you had to show your test results yeah that'd be a hell of a thing but then what would be the bigger thing is when you leave if everybody would agree to go get tested when they left but you can't do it I mean it's a mitigated risk
Speaker2:
We'll be right back. what would be the bigger thing is when you leave if everybody would agree to go get tested when they left.
Speaker1:
But you can't do it. I mean, it's a mitigated risk. I don't know. It's interesting. Hey, so what we're going to do, we're going to do this for a quick second. We're going to pause right now. And the thing will take its own little thing of the music and we're giving it its own pause. So we're going to pause for a second for an answer. Okay, so now it's going's doing his own thing right now. But I will do a quick, I will do a quick, oh, wait a minute. Amanda, regardless of your activity level, just be safe. Keep other people safe no matter what or how safe you are. We're all taking a risk no matter how safe you try to be. That's exactly right. There's a social responsibility that goes with this whole thing, I believe. This is the difference between preaching frat parties and preaching community, in my opinion. You all should hold me accountable for me being safe if I play in the lifestyle, I should hold you accountable if you play in the lifestyle we should all hold each other accountable like if we do that if we legitimately want to make sure that we don't want to be the person that fucks other people's shit up then everything will be then everything will be would be good Bill and Ted had it right 30 years ago just fucking be excellent to each other if you know you got something don't be a fucktard but if we would all do that if no one gives a fuck and it's all just about a fucking meat market and slapping your junk when getting as many fucking dick in as many pussies as possible or as many dicks in your pussy as possible and you don't give two fucks about anybody else well then you know what, what you have there it's called the disease factory and that's where shit fucking there's petri dishes that's sprouting up and hotels are scraping off mushrooms and fucking giant growths of fucking syphilis just everywhere oh you know that's how that happens so uh that is that is just one of those things so there you go okay moving on you're at halftime when i stopped you before okay that's one hey don't forget about full swap radio kids if you want to hear this show which is kick- a whole bunch of other shows, which are equally kick-ass, go to FullSwapRadio.com or get the app FS Radio, both for Android or Apple, and check out your favorite show today. Don't forget Vanilla Sundays. Also, you know you've listened to the shows, you've read the mag. Come on, fuckers, go buy some swag. Go out to FullSwapShop.com today and check out all the cool things you can find from the general store to the different art show and several other stores official merchandise sites you know what nothing says love like a brand new shirt that supports your favorite show or your artist today fullswapshop.com and we're back were we ever gone? Yeah. Apparently you're, you're, uh, wow. So apparently your face must have been awesome. You must have been looking at me like I lost my fucking mind again. Were you glaring at me again? I wasn't glaring. But you were. Okay. Uh. No, it's just your analogies are kind of, ew. Why? They're descriptive. We want to make sure that we paint the type of picture that people can truly identify with. If you just say, like, ooh, it had a slight wound, or ooh, it was gushing and oozing blood with each pulse, blood squirted out and dripped down their arms. That's going to get somebody's attention. So if we say, ooh, STDs or mounds of gonorrhea climbing the walls, just saying, it is what it is. Do you want to sleep in the gonorrhea? Hopefully the hotel doesn't listen to this., anyways Some days I wonder I truly wonder They could go on a shirt as well It's like a kelp bed, but grosser This is why I don't even buy lottery tickets. Going to hell. Okay.
Speaker3:
Dick.
Speaker5:
God.
Speaker1:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Anyways, let's move along, shall we?
Speaker2:
Are you going to stay awake for this part? Are you even going to stay in the room for the rest of this or what? I'm kind of trapped here. Yeah, that's why I sit this way. You can't run out and leave me.
Speaker1:
Fuck no, you're going down with this fucking ship too, dude. This is not a one-man show. I'm telling you that. The fuck it's not. It's not. Have you not listened to yourself? Look, you allow me each week to get on this motherfucking microphone. You know damn good well I'm going to say something stupid as fuck. Sometimes I open my mouth and I can sound kind of smart. Sometimes I open my mouth and I'm like, wow, that sounds stupid. Next to me, your odds are much higher being sounding smart than stupid. This is true. Trust me. Just stick with me, kid. I'm not insane. I am. Okay. So the next question, next up on the show of entertainment. You know, I fuck with my microphone a lot. I really want one of the hangy-down ones. It's going to and be like johnny fever and fuck with all the time yeah then you can stroke it i would too i know i would make sweet sweet love to my microphone oh baby uh anyways you know when i listen to these shows later and i have points like that it's like oh that was awkward and stupid anyways uh okay so see the big blurb yeah you know it's funny funny? For some reason, I don't have to tell people, oh, we don't edit our show. They already know. I wonder how they figure that out. I'll be damned. I miss the ones where I'm smoking. So you get the, in there as well, and the cackle of burning cigarettes. Did you hear it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, a couple of the earlier shows, I was smoking like a pack during the whole show. Did I smoke during them? Not as much as I did. You just did all the second-hand smoke that was filling the room. Is that what it was? Okay. Over and over and over again. Yep. Okay, so our next question Our next question comes to us. Why did we do this?
Speaker2:
Seriously.
Speaker1:
Why did we even do this?
Speaker3:
We're not even going to go there.
Speaker1:
The next question comes from Kissimmee, Florida. Actually, it didn't come from Kissimmee. It just said Florida. I said Kissimmee, Florida because I really wanted to say Kissimmee, Florida. So it's from somewhere in Florida. It came from the penis of the states. Not a bad thing. It's a good-sized dick. We'll roll with that. Is Florida supposed to be considered a dick? Well, it looks like a dick, but kind of. Not a bad thing. I'm not making fun of anything from Florida. Nice cock. Anyways. Anywho. Hey, we won't have any more sponsors out of Florida. Weird. So this question comes, this is, they're a new couple, and I'm actually not going to read their name, okay? They actually gave her their name, and this is one that I feel like they probably shouldn't. Their question, or it was kind of more of a statement than anything else as they've been going through the lifestyle in the last year year and a half it seems like that they find all these people are trying to have sex with just certain people okay people all the time and they feel pressure because everybody is asking them have you had sex with this couple or a couple of these different people as well? Because, you know, those are the cool people. Those are the ones you're supposed to. You should be wanting to have sex with them.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
And it's like, okay. And so their thing is, is their whole thing was, it's like, we didn't believe that there were such things as status fucks, but we're starting to see it. That was the first part. The second part is because they're new, they have been watching, but they have not to see it. That was the first part. The second part is because they're new, they have been watching, but they have not played very much. They haven't felt comfortable. They're taking it at their own pace. Right. And that they have started to be told that they are not fucking enough people to really be considered swingers. It only takes one couple to swap with. Trust me, I'm reading this and I'm like, are you shitting me? Who the fuck says that? Literally, if you want to have the status of a swinger, you need to fuck more than just every now and then. And they're like, is there a right now? Are that's it we're not swingers we're not swingers anymore and i thought it was funny because you have two totally different ends of the spectrum and it my first question was who is telling you yeah who's telling you this okay because is it the the popular people trying to tell you you're supposed to fuck them or who is telling you this and and their maintenance just overall people that are in that group are saying you need to fuck more to to have the status of a swinger and it's really frustrating and and disheartening when when you have somebody new tell you something like this because they're trying to figure out their adventure right they're trying to figure out right and wrong and everything else and and now they're being told you have to fuck certain people you're not you're not fucking they're basically being told they're not fucking the right people or enough of them and so they're confused, and what it's done is they thought the lifestyle was fun, they think parts of it were fun, but now they don't know what to do, and now they're not having fun. Let's see, Brian. Didn't know, we was having a competition. Is there a Swingers Bowl at the end of the swinging season? I fucking wish. If I thought we could have that kind of party, I would fucking do that.
Speaker3:
It's almost more the... That was to the last one.
Speaker1:
Okay, Lindsay, it's almost more the mentality than the action, right? Very much so, of swinging. Yep. Mike, is that like becoming a born-again virgin when you go through a drought? Yeah, no shit. I can't believe somebody would say that. It's a choose-your-own adventure. So if the right number of people for you to swap with, soft swap, full swap, fucking handstand swap, whatever the fuck kind of swap you do or don't do, if the right number of people to do that with is one, then you have found the perfect number. Because for you, the perfect number was one. If the perfect number for you is 100, congratulations, you found the perfect number. It's 100. It's a fucking choose-your-own adventure. No one can tell you how to do it. No. There is not. There is no right or wrong. Motherfuckers, if you had to fuck a certain number of people, I'm not a swinger anymore. That's the way it is. I wouldn't be a swinger because I don't fuck enough people. I mean, that is just fucking insane.
Speaker3:
Okay, so there's your analogy.
Speaker1:
Okay, where do you go?
Speaker3:
If people quit coming.
Speaker1:
Okay, you want to read it? A young artist exhibits her work for the first time, and a well-known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, would you like to hear my opinion of your work? Yes, the artist replies. It's worthless, the critic says. I know the artist replies, but let's hear it anyways. Sounds a little like this story fits here. That's fucking awesome. That's the greatest analogy ever. Dan, sounds like they're being told, if you're not fucking this person or a couple, we don't want to do anything with you, pretty much. Jeff, who's setting the criteria numbers? Well, that's just it you you want to know what i think the people that are saying they're not fucking enough what is probably the ones that aren't that want to hook up with them and they're not hooking up with them that yeah that's i didn't think of that that's yeah what my thought was was that it's the ones that are fucking people and feel guilty that they're fucking too many so they don't want they don't want it to stand out so much uh Lindsay I'm struggling with the idea that other people know so much I don't tell who or how many or even when people see me walk away with someone so maybe just share less information there you go that's a part of it there is a discretion thing it sounds to me like these people are so I don't want to stand up because they're fucking too much for what one of those reasons it's like how about you just leave those people alone and you do you and and quit trying to fuck with other people um mary you mean there's not a bingo card that we're supposed to be trying to fill there actually is a bingo card we'll have it out soon and the middle is not free uh the but the middle is me just saying so no i mean really again this is the that kind of shit is the very maybe seeing the whole status fuck thing it steers them away from not wanting to hook up as much with some of those people that are just out for fresh meat or whatever. Well, that could be it. And here's the other thing. Maybe they're afraid that these people will be more popular. We've seen this happen before. You know, and Brian says, I'd definitely be finding a different group to be around yeah i i think the challenge now is hopefully this couple will take the time to find a different group and not be gun shy at this point well the thing is is that maybe they would have been interested in somebody or initially were interested in another couple or group or whatever but then when they started seeing all these other hookups going on it became a turnoff right because they didn't like how it was being portrayed or i don't know hierarchy or whatever there is nobody no one in this lifestyle is someone you need to fuck. No. There's not a single person that you should have, that you, in any way, shape, or form, you should have to need to fuck to stay or be invited or whatever, participate in this lifestyle. Anybody who's saying that that's the case, they're fucking stupid and they need to be absolutely those that's the person you no matter what don't fuck that's bullshit we're here's the deal we're all just people we all have things that that are our strong suits and our weak suits and we have certain people are going to dig us and certain people aren't that's life and that's it it doesn't matter what and don't put up with hounding no if people are coming up to you going oh come on you know i'm next you know i'm next keep kindly declining going you know it's not going to happen right now don't and because it's a pressure thing it's your body we did a whole thing on consent with this and it's very true no means no it's your body there is nobody you have to fuck there's no reason you have to fuck anybody and there sure as fuck is no reason you have to fuck a certain volume there is no quota in the lifestyle and don't feel pressured by any means oh my god no don't cave stand your ground it's really sad because you see this shit go on and this is this is the very stereotypes that the vanilla world has about swingers and why we have the challenges we have you know and and when you run into a new couple so i guess here's the thing i say to everybody listening to this show if you're an experienced couple and you see somebody new in the lifestyle or you see this shit going on, step up and help them out. Step up and say, hey, hey, step up and tell the people that have been there long enough to know about her, knock the fuck off. And tell the new people, hey, no, don't worry about that. That isn't the way this works. Okay. So we're all in the lifestyle for our own reasons and we can't all think we're better than anyone. Exactly. Isn't that the fucking truth? We're all just fucking people. Porn swinging, everybody's perfect. There's no stretch marks. There's no age. There's no gray hairs. There's everybody's dicks work. Everybody's pussies work. And it's just a fucking beautiful thing. Staged. it's staged and they have they have people that bring in lunch and they get paid and everybody goes home the real world is the rest of us and we're all just fucking people and that's it and and there there it is that the part of the joy of the lifestyle it's supposed to be that you can be somebody that is a doctor or a lawyer or somebody that's in construction or a retail clerk or whatever and all go to a party, the same party, and be part of a like-minded community and all have fun together and then possibly hook up or or whatever all the rest of the bullshit is not supposed to matter and that's that's the whole right there that's what it's supposed to be about and if it's not if it's if you are part of a group that's not that way get the fuck out of the group fuck that because that's not how it's supposed to be at all because it's not fun i can't imagine i can't imagine going to an event and being like Thank you. Get the fuck out of the group. Fuck that. Because that's not how it's supposed to be. At all. Because it's not fun. I can't imagine. I can't imagine going to an event and being like all fucking twisted. Because you were going to get fucking pressured and just like. Ah. I've been there. Well, I know you have. But, you know, that's you and I just leave you to flounder. Did I leave you to flounder? Yes. Well. Wait minute was i drunk well there it goes no there's just certain people you get around and you you feel not it's kind of pressured kind of making you somewhat feel guilty so to speak or you know we want to hook up let's hook up let's hook up and you really don't want to so you're kindly declining and declining and they're not getting the hint or else they just keep pounding well and that when you're new and you don't know that makes it worse and here's the, and I think this is a huge point to bring up with this. This is not a guy or girl specific issue. No. So what do I mean by this? This is absolutely, you see it from women can pressure guys just as fucking much as guys can pressure women in fact a lot of times it's more so that way okay and to to the ladies i know i i don't you're not gonna like what i'm gonna say next i don't give two flying fucks because it's fucking true more times than not women have no fucking sexual couth at all none they think they can grope they think they can touch they think they can grab they think they can badger they think they can badmouth they think they can hound here's the deal if a guy did any of those things the guy would be punched in the fucking mouth but little poly princess bitchave gets away with it because she's got tits in a badge i don't do that no and you know what and it's not okay the thing is is you want to piss you you want to get here's a little game to play come to an event watch cole's cole's been drinking okay make sure col Cole's had about probably five four or five rum and coke double tall burnt, okay and then walk up and start in the conversation about, well you know this guy, if his dick doesn't work if it doesn't work the first time, then fuck that guy then we're done with him and then sit back and watch the fireworks and watch me go straight the fuck off and tell a bitch that she's being a fucking cunt okay because there's a there it it this it goes both ways you know i have no problem grabbing a guy and beating his head against the wall if he's pressuring a woman and i have no problem telling a woman to get the fuck out or finding a girl with a beater ass if she's being a fucking con. We have to
Speaker2:
we have to I have no problem telling a woman to get the fuck out or finding a girl to beat her ass if she's being a fucking cunt.
Speaker1:
We have to learn as people to fucking be understanding, to be accepting, to be gracious, and to be courteous and understand that some people are going to fucking be our cup of tea and some people aren't and that either way is okay but we have to learn to quit being judgmental fucktards the rest of the time see that was smooth as fuck right there, see I did that? where are we at? we've had that already and we are new but me and how we talk agree and stand our ground very good sarah that and absolutely absolutely if you're for singles i know it's challenging because you don't you don't have the value you don't you don't have the advantage of two of you right but it's we've watched a lot of couples where one couple just leaves the other one couple standples stand together. Be strong. We made that mistake. I can honestly say I made that mistake. There were times when I knew that I didn't step in like I should have for you. We do that when you're new. You learn. But as you learn, fix it. All the way through. So hold on. I've got a bunch of goodness here. Never without permission. Absolutely. Us guys need to learn to say, hey, don't be doing that to us. Yeah, we do. Guys need to learn how to stand up for ourselves in a polite, professional way. Bonnie, going through cancer, there was a long period of time when I wasn't comfortable to do anything. I still went to the meetings to see everyone. If someone would have done that to me, I would have been devastated. Exactly. And that, look, this is about, this is where it's about being a person. Right? And giving, truly giving a fuck about each other and the whole community that we preach so heavily. I don't want to be the reason that somebody goes home in tears i don't want to be that reason and and you know what i don't think 99 of the people want to be that reason i don't think anybody i don't think any woman wants to be the reason that guy goes home and sits there and just feels like a worthless piece of shit you know because it's shit they can't control and and vice versa so it's like just it's doing to others man it is what it is it's so fucking simple if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen don't rush it don't push it don't rush it oh it won't be as good if people if someone does it because they feel obligated or forced or whatever it's gonna suck it is what it is two people that can't wait to fuck each other, you know what? That's hot. Once it finally looks up, it is on fire. That is the best fucking sex you will ever have in your life. Two people that one person feels obligated, you might as well just go slap your dick in the vice. Same difference. But with teeth marks. Just saying. Beth, yes, excellent yes excellent bill and ted just be excellent to each other life is so easy i'm telling you okay well there you go and with that now you just look at me okay so don't forget crazy water night tickets on sale now www.crazycasma.com check it out today we got asked if we were going to be in oceola are you going to address that afterwards uh we are going to we'll see but i have literally i have weddings every weekend between the weekend coming up this one in the front of us until the third weekend in october i have a wedding every single weekend uh so i don't know i'm officiating a lot i'm spreading a lot of of marital bliss. Let's put it that way. I'm spreading something. I don't know. We'll do our best. We'll try to keep you guys up to date while we're going to be at. Quick shout out to our sponsors again. Again, thank you so much, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Thank you, Nightcaps.com. Don't forget, Nightcap10 slash Kazma Inc. in the promo code for your discount. And obviously, again, ShamelessCare.com. We appreciate all you guys being sponsors of our show and being with us. We love all of our shows at Full Swap Radio and Full Swap Shop. Check those out also. And, yes, the question was just asked, is Crazy Winter Nights a full hotel takeover? It is a a full hotel takeover but as is with all of our events uh because of staffing and whatnot uh we had to make the agreement there'd be no nudity in the public areas but there will be no children there will be no vanillas there so we have to buy out whatever remaining rooms are yeah so that that part so but it will be it will be a a uh full takeover and we've got a lot of really badass things coming uh so again if you want to be a vendor for crazy winter nights let us know you can go on our website again crazy casbah.com shoot us a there's a vendor form to fill out uh if buy your tickets for hotels the whole nine yards yards and yeah so you can reach us at crazy.casba.gmail.com follow us on Twitter at truthcrazy you can follow us on YouTube youtube.com backslash casba and yeah there you go so with all that being said doing it the only way I know how the only way I will and the only way I ever motherfucking want to casba style out
