Welcome to another sizzling episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, where your host AC Maxwell takes you on a deep dive into the world of swingers' clubs. In today’s episode, AC offers invaluable advice tailored specifically for single men, focusing on how to dress and behave to make the best impression and enhance your experience at these unique venues.Navigating the vibrant atmosphere of a swinger's club can be daunting, but worry not! AC breaks down the essentials, from choosing the right attire that strikes a balance between stylish and comfortable, to understanding the etiquette that will make you a welcomed and respectful participant in this community.Listeners will get a thorough run-through of what to expect when entering a swinger club, tips on reading the room, and how to engage with others respectfully and confidently. Whether it’s your first time stepping into the scene or you’re looking to refine your approach, this episode is packed with practical tips and real-life advice to help you navigate the exciting world of swinger clubs with ease.So tune in, take notes, and prepare to step up your game both in style and substance with AC Maxwell on the Swinging Single Podcast—where all your lifestyle questions get answered.
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Whether you're a seasoned swinger or just dipping your toes into those enticing waters, this episode is tailored just for you. Today, we're zoning on a topic that definitely piques a lot of interest. How single men cannot only navigate but truly thrive in a swingers lifestyle.
It's path filled with excitement learning and of course a fair share of challenges but fear not because today we're unpacking all of that and more we'll explore the do's the don'ts the how to's from building trust understanding consent to making genuine connections plus i'll be sharing insights and tips from some of the most experienced and welcoming swingers who have seen and celebrated it all. So tighten up your seatbelts and let's dive into the refreshing pool of community, connection, and yes, a little bit of controversy.
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By listening to the Swinging Single podcast, you acknowledge that you have read and understand this disclaimer and agree to its terms shave your cock and balls gentlemen all right you heard the ladies shave those cock and balls gentlemen make sure those ladies have a nicely freshly thin trim bush so they don't have to pick uh pubic hair out of their goddamn teeth when they're going down on you and that's very nice of those ladies to do that so today we are going to talk about single guys and you know i and single men in this lifestyle you know they have a bad reputation for maybe it's because of the single guys or maybe because it's just unjustly given to them but we're going to talk about it anyways and on this podcast we don't shy away from the controversial topics like that, because, you know, this is a true conversation.
We don't lie about what the, I don't lie about what the lifestyle is. I tell it how it is. I tell you through my eyes. Remember, this is through my eyes only. I am a single male for the past 20 plus years in the swingers' lifestyles.
Yes, I have partners, and yes, I have played as couples before, and and there is a big difference so we're going to talk about those swinging single men and how you know maybe sometimes you we get the unfair advantage or unfair uh labels put on us so is it possible for a single man to thrive within the swingers community uh as i would say yes because i think i'm living example because i thrive in the community i always when i go out i always meet people and you know i always have fun now is sex the ultimate uh i don't know what you would call it the measurement i would say yes because that's what i'm going there for i'm going there to have kinky sex i loveinky sex.
I love having sex with multiple partners and all that. Something you can't really do in the vanilla life. So, you know, I like it. And that's my ultimate goal is sex. So absolutely. But much of this success hinges on adhering to a set of straightforward yet impactful rules that are out there for single men. And there's a lot of rules that single men have to follow.
Remember, single men have to follow remember single men have to single guys if you're out there uh listening you have to follow walk on eggshells when it comes to swinging there's no doubt about it there's no other way nice way i could say okay it's uh what it is what it is but you know what you have to go through that whole thing where you are walking through uh a land it's like having a bunch of landmines you're walking through it Thank you.
know what you have to go through that whole thing where you are walking through a land it's like having a bunch of landmines you're walking through it one bad thing one bad label like i get here i get a bad label because i tell the truth and i don't sit there shy away i'm going to give an honest review of a club i'm going to give an honest review of a group and people too so if i see couples that are hating on single men that are unjust unjustified i will call them out on it. And you have seen the past episodes, I have called couples out on it.
So you do have to walk like you're in a landmine, you're in a landfill, and you know, you got to be okay.
So drawing from my experience as a parieter of several highly renowned swinger clubs in the United States, I have observed the triumphs and challenges that single males often face as they navigate as we navigate the social dynamics within the swinger scene and every single couple is different i don't know how many times i gotta tell people there is no two couples that are the same or anything like that and it's and it's tough because you really got to get to know people and all that and it's just you know something that you know you have to really try it's trial and error single guys it really is couples it's trial and error for you guys too so you just can't sit there and paint every guy with just one a broad brush but we do we get it and i see why and i don't i don't and i don't get mad about it i go well you know you're just missing out on the great man me ac so based on my own experiences and discussions with others like couples and all that it's clear that certain fundamental etiquettes are often neglected by men expiring to join this diverse and sex positive community now you have to take this for a grain of salt because i had couples tell me men are so unfairly categorized and all that they don't get the they don't get the benefit of the doubt you know they could just be saying that to me because i'm a single guy and i'm talking to them about it because i don't mind talking about this stuff with other couples I don't mind and I do have different opinions I just totally disagree like the couples with the OPP OPP is a one penis policy I just laugh at them and go really is that what you want honey is is that what your wife really wants is just one penis while you get to fuck all the other pussies around and you know I don't think a lot of couples are honest with themselves and all that so that's why I always always sit there.
I don't shy away from these topics or anything like that. And if you have a topic that you wanted me to talk about, give me a shout out at swinging single podcast at gmail dot com. I'll talk about it. You'll hear my opinion about it.
So, however, it has also been my privilege to encounter a circle of men who exhibit remarkable decorum, volume, and others engaged in the enriching lifestyle i have met a lot of men and i can always tell guys guys fight with each other for some stupid reason don't fight with other men dude gang up partner up learn to have a network when i was at the green door uh in vegas there was a group of five to ten guys that had a network they were cock blocking other dudes for fucking other women while they let their friends get in there and fuck so you know that's a good now is that a great thing no but to me that's a really good thing that the cock blocking i did not like but having a network of guys hey like say like if i knew a girl hey she wants to get gang banged all right i got a i got a group of guys that would love to gang bang you call them up hey got dudes we got a girl let's do it bada boom bada bing and everyone does that so you're getting all that uh uh information from other men and other men could tell you hey that couple only plays with other couples that couple's down for dtf they're down for single dudes and all that oh they're only looking for hispanic men they're only looking for black men they want to look for white guys uh that couple is just a voyeur couple they don't an exhibitionist they don't do anything and you could communicate you could talk about other couples because you guess what couples are talking about us shit couples in houston talk about me all the time because of this podcast which i don't really give a fuck all right so talk don't be shy to talk about other couples and see who's who's who because that's going to get you in the door and it's going to get you what you really want and what is the you got to ask yourself what is your main goal are you going to everybody and say, oh, my main goal is to make connections and make friends?
All right, great. But is that what you really are? Be honest with yourself. I have a dude here that I do not stand. I can't stand this fucking guy. Whenever I see him, he just disgusts me because he's one of those bullshitters. He talks about, oh, I want connections and all that. But let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy, or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D dot com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door. No medical card, no hassle. And here's the kicker.
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When you watch him during the club, he's going to one chick to another trying to fuck everything. He's not looking for a connection. He's looking to get laid. If he would just say, yeah, I'm just here to get laid. Like me, AC, I'm telling you straight up, I'm here to get here to get laid i'm here to have fun and sex is fun if sex ain't fun for you i don't know what the fuck you're not having great sex because great sex fucking trumps a lot of shit in life and it takes a lot of um problems away for those those for those hours or two that you're fuck it.
So with that, you know you know just be honest figure out what you want out of this if you're just if you're not down with the threesome having a guy watch you fuck his girl or anything like that then maybe connection is what you want maybe swinging is not what you need maybe you just need to go find a group of people that are like you me i'm a fucking whore i love sex swingers is where i fall in i get along with swingers more than anything because we always have that one thing in common sex so you got to figure out what what are you looking for so what distinguishes these two groups of men the ones that can't handle it and the ones that can't i have seen very got guys who are not very successful and i've seen guys who are very successful now i'm going to shed a light on this i put together a list of top fives do's and don'ts aimed at guiding single males who frequently find themselves making common mistakes as well as to affirm these practices and behaviors that elevate some more esteem standing within the community all right uh and it's tough because sometimes it's cosmetic why a guy is successful or not when i first started back in 1998 yeah it's been that long you can go to a club and every guy got laid everybody even the fucking women every woman got laid there was none of this uh connection stuff or we're gonna checking it out.
People would go there and they would fuck. It was clubs open at 8. By 9 o'clock, people were fucking. And fucking throughout the night. Now it's a little difficult. It's more, I call it dating. People are more looking for dates.
If you go on the swingers ads and this is why i say guys it's very important if you're gonna be swinging be smart read learn to read just look at the i know the fucking her titties are great her ass is nice her pussy shaved and everything and you just want to email and say i want to fuck you don't read their ad because in their ad it might say they're looking for someone six foot tall someone who has a 10 inch dick someone who is a certain race if you are don't qualify if you're under six foot tall why the fuck would you email that person this is why we that's why men gets get the the labels they get because we're just dumb we think with our dicks and not our brains and think with your brain first because remember you're just emailing someone you're not getting any action it could be weeks before uh they email you or if they even email you oh i did one when i first started i would email someone and two months later they respond to me i'm like oh shit i completely forgot about these people so you gotta smart.
And like I said, sometimes it's just something that you can't. If someone wants an 8-inch dick and you've got a 6-inch dick, you can't help that. And you've just got to move on to someone who will. Because there are a lot of ladies that would love to have that 6-inch in them.
So understanding and avoiding these pitfalls is essential to anyone make looking to respect and thrive within the swinging community just listen to what couples got to say it's about more than just personal desires it's about contributing positively to community that vows respect consent and mutual enjoyment now there's one i always sometimes i disagree with this you know i see couples that, I want single men better respect us and all that. Okay, great. I respect you and all that, but they don't show the respect back. They want to, they want the respect, but they don't want to give it back.
And I see that with couples with other couples and all the time. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man, what are you doing? You know, uh, you talk about respect, but you don't respect anybody but yourself and all that. You don't respect your own wife or your own husband and shit like that. Because, you know, you see a lot of shit in 20-plus years of swinging. Consent. Consent is, fuck, man. You better be getting consent. I don't know why this, I understand why you got to talk about it because there's new people coming in and people leaving.
There's always people in the swinger lifestyle coming and going.
There always going to be a new crop think about this go to a club for uh six months every friday saturday go there notice the people who are there now two years later come back to that same club totally different people you might you might see someone there that you remember but chances are you won't because it's it's a revolving door people are coming and people are going and all that stuff and you know life happens shit happens um and mutual enjoyment i number one rule woman comes first so you know that's one of my number one rules so some of the things you can avoid now this goes for couples too this number one is one i always hear couples complain about the most in which legitimately they do have Thank you.
things you can avoid now this goes for couples too this number one is one i always hear couples complain about the most in which legitimately they do have a good reason to complain about this because it's just messed up that these guys would people would do this now it's not all guys it's it's not all guys it's couples it's women unsolicited physical contact all right we may repeat on number one is the unsolicited physical contact that means touching someone touching them their titties their ass or anything like that shaking your hand shaking their hand like hey my name is ac and you put your hand out to handshake and shit like that that's that's fine but let them you know but touching our titties touching our ass or with 80s growing up a guy's dick and shit like that which by the guy I don't ever hear a guy complain about that but you know some guys do that it's a whole world it's a whole new world out there now so in my experience this is arguably the most outrageous mistake made by a lot of single men in the scene and I'm going to say also the couples couples do this too where they will just assume that it's okay to grab the woman's ass and stuff like that because i always hear women they don't say nothing right out the bat but they'll always say uh oh we don't like that couple because he's a little too handsy with me so did you tell him no no just okay well maybe you should tell him maybe he'll you know wise up i never touch no one like if i accidentally bump into someone i throw my hands up i go i'm sorry i apologize i'm very very careful about that because you know what what you think is an accident maybe one woman's he did it on purpose and all that so you gotta remember that too you know there's different things during the visit to a swimming close with my partner we experienced this firsthand having found a secluded intimate area we were just beginning to enjoy you know each other's company sucking and fucking then when suddenly an unexpected arm made its way towards my partner intruding upon our private moment by touching her leg all right now we were there for guys it wasn't gonna be a big deal though if the guy would have asked hey can i touch your girl i would have said yes or no all right but this was he didn't bother doing it he just grabbed her now maybe because we were playing with another dude earlier and so he said oh well they're down for it but even if you see a girl in a threesome with another man with two men and her you still need to ask for permission always just say can i touch you or anything like that and let her put put it in her ball court so this unwelcome gesture immediately halted this romantic scenario unfolding between me and my partner my partner and i and all that so I'm going to show you a little bit.
court so this unwelcome gesture immediately halted this romantic scenario unfolding between me and my partner my partner and i and all that so you need to make sure even if you are now even when when he touched i stopped it and i addressed the intrusion uh and all that um so i said hey next time ask but it's a no see now me in my head my rule is i have rules when we play single man if we're at a swingers club and you come there with no condoms or anything you're not prepared it's a no because what the fuck were you thinking when you come to a sex club you know what it is it's a swingers club sw club.
Swinger club is a sex club. It all starts with an S. Come on. So you know you're going in to have sex. Or hopefully you're thinking to get sex. And you don't bring any condoms. You're done. You're out of my back. Because that means you probably just fucking will willy-nilly slip your dick in anything whenever. You talk to me, the man. I'm the man.
I'm the one that's going to allow you you to fuck my girl or not and 99.9 percent of the time it's no problem third would be don't come up to me to my girl by yourself when i'm not there wait till i'm there you know i'm very friendly i'm not gonna be biting your head off we're there for dudes we're there for couples we're not one of those couples where we have oppPP. We're looking for dudes for her to fuck and girls for her to fuck and shit like that. None of that. We're not here for guys. Guys are horrible. No, we love you guys. I know how to work them.
Like I said, at the Green Door, if you're a newbie at the Green Door, I would not go there. Get your bread and wings. Get your cherry pops somewhere else. Dingle. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy, or low quality. See you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D dot com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door. No medical card, no hassle. And here's the kicker. The quality is better than anything you'll find at your local dispensary. Yeah, I said it.
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You know, I took a girl to, she wanted to go to Pink. She said she wants to learn the swinging lifestyle.
I said, you to take you where you want to go i go you got swinger clubs you got porn theaters you got nudist resorts yeah and all that so well it was during the day so let's go what's open i said well we could drive an hour to a nudist or we go across the street to pinks pinks in houston all right we get there we go in and we go in the couple's room we let the door open we're let the guys watching gentlemen one guy was there that sat down and did his thing and the other guy sat down but there's one dude that kind of keep creeping creeping i just said hey back the fuck off we'll let you know when we need you and you know he copped a little attitude but you know what he went back down he went to where he was i had no problem telling that so you got to be able to say tell the guys so with that being said just ask before you touch anything if you're a woman ask before you touch another girl because you know what not all girls are bi and not all girls are welcoming to your touch do i see this yes like i said when i was working at caliente in orlando lakes florida I don't know.
bi and not all girls are welcoming to your touch do i see this yes like i said when i was working at caliente in orlando lakes florida i saw my favorite couple b and a were there she had new tits girl grabbed her without asking and that girl got a backhand across her fucking face which she deserved it which i was glad that miss a did it because i felt better for single men across the world and she would tell me it's fucking she gets more groped by women than that she does guys and i go well you're very beautiful you're very fucking intimidating to a lot of dudes and two shit i didn't know that because i would because you know what when i started talking more and more about couples experience they would tell me a lot of shit and it's like kind of fucked up how things are in this lifestyle and that's why i decided to do this because i want to put a light well i don't really care about putting a light i just want everyone to know that not all guys are bad not all couples are bad not everything is great in this lifestyle it does tear people apart and it could break up families and marriages shit like that so you got to be very careful before you go in thinking that it's going to save your marriage if you're thinking this is going to save your marriage it's not it's going to kill it despite whatever some podcasters on tiktok will say oh it saved our marriage okay great it saved your marriage but what about the other hundred marriages that it ruined it's like when doctors say one out of four doctors recommended smoking back in the day okay three out of so three out of the four didn't recommend smoking they don't tell you that so it's that big gotcha so a lot of you know they're trying to get that gotcha another thing that you can control now there are some things like i said cock size despite what tiktok says you cannot control your cock size that much you can maybe make it grow a half an inch maybe a full inch i don't know but now you can get it thicker which i do i get that shit thicker but you're neglecting this is one thing you're going to control number two is neglecting your personal grooming all right attractiveness in the lifestyle isn't just about physical appearance all right it's just not about physical appearance but there is a 50 50 i think i think it's 50 50 i think it's 50 your physical appearance and 50 your uh personal grooming now if you're very hot like i see some dudes walk in who are fucking muscle bound they got fucking six-pack abs i think they're personal i think if your cock and balls stink a little bit you got a forest down there i think the girl's time to go with the personal you know how you look and put off that personal grooming a little bit i don't know it's just what i see don't get mad if you get mad email i'm wrong but it's also about presenting oneself with care all right remember the minute you walk in people are looking at you they look at what you're wearing what you look like are you in it like i said i go in with a three-piece suit on suit and tie if i don't i'll have a smoking jacket on a button-up shirt nice fucking jeans or tackies or whatever i got on because that is my your canvas you're painting the picture for those couples and what they think now do you get a stereotype yes of course you do a lot of times you know you walk in guys they're looking for big dicks or whatnot they think well he's a white dude he don't got a big dick oh there's a black guy his must has a big dick you big dick.
You're going to get those type of couples. Those couples are fucking, to me, are just weird and okay. You never judge a book by its cover because one day, you know, when I was at Caliente with a friend of mine, you know, she says she's not a size queen, but I'm like, yeah, you like a big dick. You want a big dick.
big dick and you know a lot of the guys didn't measure up even the black guys didn't measure up but there comes this one dude you know goofy looking motherfucker real not a good looking dude pulls down his pants and a nice nine inch cock rolls out of his pants i go get him he fucks my girl now if i was looking at him go he's a goofball no but you know what like i said you can't judge a book by its cover sometimes because you never know so it's surprising how often some single men forget the importance of grooming before attending a club couples this goes for you too ladies sometimes you know what i was at a orgy uh this past week and you know what clean your butthole ladies when you're bent over your assholes exposed and guess what you can smell that shit and it stunk and this is a turn off now it's a good thing for that well actually it's probably a good thing because i could fuck along because i'm more like disgusted about the smell but you know what i'm gonna do it anyways i'm still gonna go fucking pound town on this and blow this bitches back out so you know it goes both ways women clean yourself men do the same thing couples and men i don't know what it is it's like dude do you not care oh because you got your girl or something is it like one of those things you got the you got the man so you know you stop you gain weight and shit like that is that what men are doing because it's the soft guy era or some shit like that um but guys are doing something i don't know i see more and more guys coming in here with blue jeans on a t-shirt a backwards hat and shit like that cowboys hats fine a fedora fine but baseball cap come on dude i understand you're going bald you're embarrassed but guess what no one gives a fuck about that if you got a fucking big wang none of those girls go oh my god he's i can't fuck him he has a nine inch dick but oh my god he has he's going bald i never heard anyone say that not yet when i asked so i'm just saying fucking guys come on man all men single men guys couples dudes let's dress a little bit better we can do better i don't always say i know i say that because it's fucking true you go to these places and come on now you know what i like about resorts like caliente secrets paradise lakes guys get dressed up even though it's fucking weird to see grown-ass people getting dressed up for events that are not halloween it's still good because they get involved they're all dressed the same it's none of this bullshit where you know you're wearing a fucking baseball backwards baseball hat trying to look like fucking your joe cool and shit like that but it's just something i don't i i don't know what the hell's going on so much like dressing for a job interview or preparing for a social event putting forward a well-groomed image is essential for a positive impression in the swinging scene i always get complimented for what i'm wearing uh and all that now does that help out in the end sure yeah it does because you know what they'll think of me and all that when they go because you know what well it's like a like a car your house if you ever gone to a woman guys, or ladies, you ever go to a guy's house and there's a slob, do you ever think about, well, if he's a slob in his house, what do you think his dick is like or her pussy is like and all that?
You know what? Now, there's always a rules to exceptions. Like one of my friends, a girl I met here, and she was a fucking slob at home. It was disgusting.
Now I why no one would ever go to her house she wouldn't invite anybody because it was fucking disgusting but her pussy never smelled nothing wrong no disease or nothing so you know there's like i said there's always exceptions to the rule and she was an exception to the rule but you know what if you don't keep your clothes clean how can i trust that you keep your shit clean your privates clean and shit like that because like i said i love eating out pussy so if you if i can't eat your pussy out because it stinks bad or it's just in the order like you know back in miss r back in the day when i was 21 22 23 years old and her take her panties off and her shirt pussy would stink up the room oh my god it's like how can i do this so you know you got to be able to you know shower I don't know.
I don got the fucking nice showers there at colette so you know what there's no reason if you're at colette why you fucking your butthole and your things things always wipe off, bring baby bites with you, wipe off your cock and balls. Because you know what, because you got the condom on. So if you're going to play again, you don't want the other lady to be sucking on rubber and the latex and all that spermicide shit in there. No other stuff that's in those condoms. You want to take it off, wipe it off, make sure, you know, you get in there, get in the crevices.
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And when you take a shit, if you to take a shit there make sure you clean up real well use baby wipes to get it up in there get that poo out of there you know and all that and ladies same thing with you when you go take a piss you use toilet paper make sure there's no tp on your fucking pussy so when guys go down on you they're not fucking having you know you're getting bits of your toilet paper because i don't know whatever fucking why but anyways so number three also goes with number two poor hygiene aiming for an intimate night with an attractive couple or single requires more effort than representing yourself as if you have just rolled out of bed it is often surprising how this fundamental aspect can be neglected by single men heading to the club like i said guys i don't know man just there's so many apps that can help you dress yourself nowadays you know there's some great apps out there that you shouldn't use you know just google how to dress you know what can go together i think that you can take a picture and it tells you what you got and you can put something something together there's nothing wrong with putting on jeans a button-up shirt or a polo shirt and a smoking jacket or just a regular jacket something thin because it's hot so you don't overheat yourself and stuff like that that'll be great use that that can be one of those things you can use all right it's often surprising how this how it is that no one gets this even with couples with guys i'm talking now i'm not talking just i'm not talking to you single men i'm talking to you married men out there too who come to the club with your wife and you're just like crap for those who don't that come to the club and they're dressed really well good job for you i appreciate it you put in some effort and when i look when i'm looking for guys for my girl to have sex with i'm looking for guys who put some effort in there you can have a 10 inch dick or an eight inch dick or a fucking you could look like you're 22 years old you look like a fucking adonis but if you can't even fucking dress yourself nicely especially in this day and age with apps and all that stuff you know youtube you could do a youtube tour how did i learn how you know how i learned how to tie a tie was from youtube like my pops never showed me how to tie a tie no one because he never wore a tie ever in his life until you know you know go to weddings and stuff like that that's the first time i ever saw him in a tie or anything he's a blue cow worker you know so i had to learn from youtube and how to tie my ties and shit like that how to dress myself because you know it's a good information tool so success is almost any in any endeavor including securing a job attending a social event or even stepping into a swinger club hinges on you're representing yourself well that's why that's why i always refer to a job interview you know now these young kid young cats now bringing are actually bringing their parents to job interviews don't bring your mom and dad to the swinger club please but think about it as you're going to a job interview because that's what you really are that's what the couples are asking they're asking you questions you know what do you do i don't know how many kids you marry you sing all you're here with someone with yada yada they ask you a tons of questions what do you think in a job interview dudes they give you scenarios what are you going to do what are you going to do without this you know tell us a little bit about yourself tell us about your background every job interview they always ask so tell us about yourself ac what do you what where you come from and stuff like that so basically swinging is like a job interview and only good thing about this job interview you know you're going to get the job within the you know within the hour on like a real job where you might have to wait a couple days days or weeks.
So since the initial attraction in the swinging scene invariably leans heavily on physical appeal, assuring you look and feel your best is crucial. All right. So, you know, that's something. See, this is, this is what sucks where it says, okay, I'm going to, you know, my physical attraction, you know, so, it's just, you know, a physical, all right, as I have gotten older, I have gotten less attention from couples. Where now they go to the guys who, when I was in my 20s and 30s, I got a lot of attention from the couples because I was young. Hub is 40, 50, not as vibrant as it used to be.
But here I am, a 20-year-old, a 30-year-old with a fucking hard dick walking around a club. And that was attraction. Now it's me. I'm the other way. Now I get less attention because of, it is because of my age and all that. And it is because I'm 5'8", 185 pounds. I'm not, I don't, I'm not jacked. I don't take any steroids. So my muscles ain't bulging out or anything like that.
I don't look like I spend 20 hours in the gym every day, or live in the gym, and it's the physical attraction, now, if you're a very, very good looking guy, you will do very well in this lifestyle, at any age, it just depends on how much you're going to get, the younger you are, the more action you're going to get, the older you are, the less action you're going to get. But you're still going to get a lot of action. And this is where it sucks. If you, shit, if you are ugly. If you have a senior penis since the fucking Bush administration or the Clinton administration.
You got a bare gut and stuff like that. you you know and you're a single dude you might not be very successful because of the attraction not every girl sees that bare gut as an attractive you know when i look at a couple i look at what i look at their husband is their husband short tall big fat skinny and i always think i always heard couples say well you know what i got a seven inch cock at home i want eight inches or more I'll see you next time.
short tall big fat skinny and i always think i always heard couples say well you know what i got a seven inch cock at home i want eight inches or more when i'm out and which makes perfect sense you want something that you don't have it you already got that at home you already got steak at home now you want that top rated steak when you go out so if she's got a guy that kind of looks like me i kind of think that well maybe i'm not in she won't be into it uh but you know i'm wrong sometimes where you know she's into anything everything then i get the guy girls come here she's five foot two her husband's six foot seven i'm like well shit she ain't gonna be into me stuff like that and later on she finds out we're fuck it but the physical attraction has to be there with that woman and if you are just not that appealing and which it's sad that it's like this now because to me swinging is about sex it's not really about that love component i think a lot of people are bringing love the love component into it for some odd reason, but hey, whatever.
You're not going to do well, all right? So you've got to get to the gym. Just lose weight. You don't have to lift. Do cardio. Go sign up for Planet Fitness. Get on those treadmills. 12 to 12 incline, 3 miles per hour, that's all. 30 minutes a day, every single day. Do it for that. Cut out sugar, shit like that. You've got to do something to make your appearance. Buy better clothing. Clothing that fits your body better. That's another key. Clothing that fits your body, too, better. All right? Maybe you've got to get something tailored and all that.
So you're going to have to put some money into it. And as a single guy, guess what?
You're going to be putting a lot of money into the swinging scene if you really want to go and be in the swingers lifestyle uh you can try going on the websites and just do it through emails but it doesn't always work you know i get ghosted a lot you know couples talk to me about for a week we're gonna get together thursday friday what you're doing this weekend tell them what i'm doing i'm open to meet nothing so you know and it's i really don't like that it is like that that you have to be fucking hot looking stuff like that but it's just yeah you know it is what it is she's got she's got chicken at home she wants steak when she goes out and you know it's just it does suck but it is what it is you just got to grow the punches if you get frustrated or you get angry because you don't get picked all the time this is not the lifestyle for you because guess what you're not going to get picked you know i see guys bitch and moan about oh she don't like us you know like this i hear couples i see or i'm ready and all that i see got couples will put like i said you got to pay attention you got to learn to read stuff like that so you know you just gotta fuck you got try to change your appearance comb shave your beard trim it up don't look like you got fucking don't have food from two weeks go inside your beard shit like that clean it up do all kinds of stuff so merely donning a clean pair of trousers and a fresh shirt falls short if you haven't taken a shower manage your hair or brush your teeth for a while you know bad breath is the killer all right so a swell fitted suit allure for women to that of lingerie for men holds true girls every girl goes crazy about a well-dressed man the zz top song listen to it zz top well-dressed man.
It's true, women love a well-dressed man. I get complimented even in the vanilla world how well I dress and all that when I go to work. Everyone asks why we're just in casual stuff. I'm like, because you never know who you're going to meet.
I might meet the CEO of the fucking company one day and he's going to notice me, he's going to remember me because all you are in polo shirts or ashirt and jeans I'm in a fucking three-piece suit and that's how I got let's be honest buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated sketchy or low quality that's why I want to tell you about mood.com that's m-o-o-d.com mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door no medical card no hassle here's the kicker. The quality is better than anything you'll find at your local dispensary. Yeah, I said it.
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I look like a fucking manager. That's why I'm executive now, because I perceived it and all that. So you know what? While you guys are just pushing pencils, I'm fucking making the money. I'm making the decisions and all that because of the way I dress and how I handle myself. And men got to do that too. Both men, single men in the lifestyle and couples. All right. Remember, I'm not just talking to couples. I'm not talking to single men here.
I'm talking to the couples too, the men, because you know what, just because you got a vagina sitting next to you doesn't mean you have, it gives you the, you're any better than anybody else. Because guess what, gentlemen, gentlemen, couples, listen to them. You are one bad decision from being a single dude. And I love, I always find it funny when I see you go on SDC and have those hot dates. And the guy's like, husband's here for business for a week. He wants to go play. I just want to email the guy and go, welcome to being a single dude. You're not going to get picked, bro. All right?
Have fun. So I want to click on their ad because you can block single men from looking at your profile. I always want to look at it, but they always block us. So I always want to look at it and see what they say. Like, no single men and shit like that. But, you know, karma comes back to you guys. So, number four, avoidion and abrasive behavior.
A pivotal part of enjoying a swingers club is the chance to connect with couples and singles sharing similar interests yes that's why i go because i want to see couples i want to have fun with couples and all that we have similar interests we like to fuck we like to fuck that's right so we want to fuck and all that so that's why i'm going there because we share similar interests, you know. And you know what? You find out after a while you have similar interests in other things like sports, movies, books, stuff like that, careers and things like that.
You know, not a lot of accountants, but, you know, I'll find some accounts in there. So maybe you can network. Actually, I did. The first accounting job I ever got was from a couple that I fucked his wife and he, I did a good job and he asked me what I did for it. They've been, I'm fresh out of college and I'm like, hey, I need, I'm looking for a job. He goes, what's your degree in accounting? He said, oh, you know, I work for an accounting firm. I said, oh, really? You know, check us out. Checked us out, hired, put them down as a reference. Boom, I got the job.
So, however, as a single man, if you choose to remain on the periphery, you'll likely miss these opportunities. While mustering the bravery to introduce yourself may seem daunting, especially with the risk of rejection looming, it's essential to step, it's necessary to step to engage with others. This is hard for me. I'm an introvert.
I have been very aggressive uh in talking down people i admire men who can walk up to a couple and just say hey how you doing stuff like that because you know i have seen couples fucking berate single men i have seen couples who threaten to kick the shit out of single men uh just for talking to them i have seen i seen it when tmz uh some single guy was there he was going up to every couple's like jesus christ this guy's fucking got some balls he went up in the middle of the night when the back of the room he talked to a couple he just leaned forward and he said hey how you doing my name is uh so-and-so i can't remember he introduced himself and the guy fucking slapped him so i'm tired of you fucking seeing him in and i just remember jesus christ all he did was lean in not to her but to him and was introducing himself but this guy fucking smacked the shit out of him and you know what who got the blame the dude they kicked the dude out not that the fucking guy put hands on the other guy, which you should never, never ever.
If you're at a club and if you're a club owner and you allow your patrons to lay hands on another person, you're asking for trouble because the law will get involved at one point. Like I told guys, like when I worked at a club, I worked for a club cave and I told them, don't ever call the fucking police because all you're doing is bringing hate to this club.
And you what as much as you think it's legal to do still people think it's a shit fucking lifestyle and they don't like your lifestyle and they will go after your ass so you know what if you can't handle it if it really gets out of hand and things like that make sure you never just call the police because the police once they get on the police radar you're fucked and all that and they threw the guy out and he did nothing other than introducing himself he did nothing wrong he didn't touch anybody he wasn't doing anything like that um so you know it is you know so like i said i admire guys could walk up to a couple cold turkey and say hey how you doing you know now i when they walk they walk by, I smile and say, hey, how are you doing?
I don't know if you would count that as being able to do it, but I don't sit there, sit next to them, start trying to have a conversation with them or anything like that. I just let them be because I figure if they see me and I walk by and I say hello and they don't do anything, they might not be that interested.
Because when I'm with a partner and a a guy walks by she's interested she's oh i like that guy i would sit today hey buddy you know what's your name how you doing and stuff like that i would talk it up and try to get him to my girl but you know uh you just gotta go with it so another frequent grievance made about single men in clubs is a tendency to either hang back observing from a distance like a shadow or in more troubling instances to follow a couple too closely reminiscent of first major transgression i see guys do that i call it the single male walk i when i'm at uh collect or tpc or anything like that you can go back into the back rooms where everyone's fucks so you'll see these guys walk in around 10 11 o'clock at night and they'll walk straight from the registration act they'll open a door or whatever they'll go straight back to the playrooms they won't go to a bar they won't go to the bathroom they go piss or something but they'll go straight to the back of the playrooms i call that the single mail wall that's kind of that's probably that's what they're talking about you know guys you know not hanging back i don't couples complain about that but i'm like this is the problem some couples don't like it that you hang back but other couples do because you give them the time to do whatever they want to do and you know find you when they need you observing for the distance same thing some couples don't have some couples think that one single many.
Let's just get that out in the open. There are couples out there, one guy is too many. Okay, great. Don't go to a club when they allow single guys. You know, here in Houston, there's five clubs, four of them on Saturday night, no single dudes. All right, good. You know where to go. You got four options. All right, so no complaining, guys. Stop complaining about single couples. Stop complaining about single dudes. Don't go to the clubs when they allow them. Have your own little party. Go, you know, make some friends, stuff like that. Because you know what?
We are part of the lifestyle, just as much as you are. It's just as much as single women are, too. Now, the too closely thing is what really gets me, and what pisses me off when single dudes do this. Like, when you go to a porn theater and stuff like that, they have to follow, like, zombies. Like, the green door. The green door was zombies filling. I call them zombies when they do that shit. They follow a couple when they go in the back of the room. Like, at TPC, they'll go follow the fucking couple in the back of the room, and they're not doing nothing.
You can tell they're not going to do nothing. All right? But the guys will follow them and do all that stuff and shit. Now, sometimes, you know what?
I'll get up thing i know there's a bunch of couples behind me i'm like shit you know i hope they're not thinking i'm following them or anything like that because you never know what couples honestly you never know what couples are thinking because some of them will think some outrageous shit even whenever you know so it's just one of those things so i always tell guys do not follow give a couple if they walk in the back you know what you don't have to get up and go get five fucking look at your watch okay it's 10 0 5 at 10 10 i'll go back there because guess what if they're still back there at 10 10 maybe they're doing something but if you look at your watch and it's 10 0 6 and they come back and out guess what they're not doing nothing so you just you're not wasting you're wasting your time getting up and all that then you just give off that creep vibe to other couples.
Okay, so whenever a couple, because I notice that shit. Like when I'm with a partner, I notice that, that they get up and do that stuff. In the end, it doesn't really matter to me because I'm there for one reason, and I know the reason. But some couples are there, and it creeps them out. So single guys, don't follow couples too closely.
Give them some space because sometimes all it takes is you know that blood to get flowing to her clit and now she wants every cock in the building but if you don't give her that chance to get that blood flowing to her pussy or her clit you're not gonna get that chance to fuck her because you just don't know so give them time back off let them do their thing you know if they're there for guys trust me they're gonna find guys unless there's guys there they don't want you know i've been to clubs where they say oh we're looking for guys and there was no guys that they were looking for no we're not you know there's no one here that we want all right good have a good day have a great night if you need help you know what are you looking for stuff like that be nice so this behavior does not come off as enduring or romantic or anything like that it's perceived to be unselling and intrusive i understand like i said i understand it but not every couple's like me they don't understand the lifestyle they're brand new to the lifestyle so they don't know they get bad information from other people who bad mouth all single guys and stuff like that it's like the opp whenever i hear a couple that's opp and they talk badly about single guys.
stuff like that? It's like the OPP. Whenever I hear a couple that's OPP and they talk badly about single guys, I go, who the fuck? Wait a minute. Your wife can fuck any pussy. You can fuck every pussy on the planet. Your wife can't have any dick other than yours. Who the hell made you an expert on single guys? Because you think this? You never had any experience with single guys? You never had a threesome with a single guy? You never done any of this?
Who the fuck are you to tell everybody else That single guys shouldn't be a part of their lifestyle And that's a lot of couples like that They're OPP You know, you see them on Reddit You see them on the hot dates You see them on fucking the quivers And shit like that We're looking for single women Okay, great, you're looking for single women But you shouldn't have any negative things towards single guys because you never fucking experience a single guy you gotta experience it you know before you can even come close to saying that you need yet this is bad all right this is one another one that couples have complained about public public masturbating, public masturbation, a critical point to remember is that engaging in masturbation in plain view is received as a sign of desperation.
All right, so I'm thinking, it's like I've never seen public masturbation. I've been to a club where, you know, the playrooms are separate to the dance floor and stuff like that.
So on dance floor I don't see public masturbation I've seen guys get blowjobs I've seen girls get head and suck lick pussies stuff like that but I never seen guys jacking it off on the dance floor by themselves now this is where I will say this is okay and if you don't agree with me that's fine couples if you don't agree with this one that's fine if you are in the group room and there's a i don't know say couples are fucking i think it's okay for you to whip your dick out and jack off i don't know why you would have a problem with that because it's the group room if you didn't want people to watch and do stuff like that because i've seen couples where they would get upset the guy was masturbating but a minute the woman does it oh it's okay oh yeah baby you want to join us baby stuff like that because i've seen that happen a lot because my girl would do that she'll go in the back and just watch people masturbate and she would jack off she'd take her vibrator and they would ask her to join her and i'm like wait a minute okay hold on so it's okay for her to jack off in front of you but it's not okay for me to whip my dick out because why your wife might fucking you know like me better you know something might enjoy having another dick or something like that i don't know i'm just being an asshole about that but i always thought it's funny about the public masturbation so i think public masturbation if you're out there on the dance floor you're jacking off you're playing with your cock and shit like that you're rubbing it on your and on your pants and stuff like that i yeah i think that's fucking that's a no-no uh but when you go to the back of the room where the sex is going on you're in the public room the orgy room and stuff like that all hands on deck you can do whatever you want i don't have a problem with that in fact fuck if a guy's masturbating i'm fucking my girl and the guy's masturbating to that fuck couples are masturbating today i should be proud because you know i'm fucking old man now i gotta you know they're they're enjoying the show so except in context where it's agreed upon a part of the interaction like i said the group room such as with another couple or a single in a group setting where you've been explicitly invited to participate in this manner if you're in the group room it doesn't matter you're already giving everyone else consent couples and singles guys you're giving everybody consent to do whatever they want to do they want to touch and jack off now i love the cubs clubs that say listen this is an open area i've been to a lot of clubs when they give you the courses this is where guys people can do whatever they want you can play you can watch jack off do whatever you want they have said that before i have been to clubs and i have clubs that say you can't do anything you can't open up here i remember a while i think tbc does have it where you can't do anything you can't be jacking off or anything like that so you can't have your dick out if you're a single guy if you're a couple or a girl that's completely fine you can jack off all you want but if you're a single guy you can't that's fine because you know what they told you the rules but some cubs they don't say anything they say okay this is just the orgy room this is the group room this is the porn room this is uh the bdsm room that's it and they go off on their merry way so you don't know you have to find out firsthand.
So the behavior is focused is when you are uninvited and choose to masturbate while sitting or standing too close to a couple engaged in an intimate act at a swingers club. Now this is going to be hard because no pun intended, but I always do it where I'm trying to not get so close, but I'm far away where they got their space.
You know know i just don't sit right next to them and start jacking off and anything like that i sit away maybe across from them and i'll be watching them and i'm you know jacking off doing that so you know don't get too close to them or if you want to ask them hey do you mind if i sit here and watch they'll say yes no i have guys said that done that and i said oh shit yeah sit down buddy and you know i tell them get your dick out start jacking i don't care fuck it you want to enjoy the show good for you enjoy the show that we're going to give you doesn't mean that you're going to be she's going to be touching it and i always ask hey you want to fuck him you want to play with him or whatever you know she says no a lot of times she says no they say no so all right so all right so we're good so it's important to understand that this action when uninvited is unwelcoming and off-putting to others yeah i can agree with that it's off-putting it doesn't go right with every couple some couples are got to remember some couples are just brand new they don't know the lifestyle yet they don't know the rules they don't know anything like that so they might take offense to it like i said when i went to colette's that one night this older gentleman i feel bad for him i haven't seen him since anything like that happened but they had this young couple they're in the the tv room the porn room they're in the back of the room she's sucking him off she's giving him a blowjob and the guy standing at the door and he's just staring at him and he went he was just rubbing his dick on through his pants he didn't have his cock out or anything and she just got bitchy with him and said what the fuck stop staring at me and i just wanted to you know just turn around and i said did what should have been told to this young lady's that this is the group room if you don't like people watching you then don't do anything now what happened in was she didn't like who was watching her because at the end of the night a young man came in and she was all over that shit so she was into other guys but the because the man was older and not as sexy or good looking as the guy she was with or the guy that she ended up picking that night, she got upset about it.
So, like I said, they're new to the lifestyle. Like I said, I always tell 20 and 30s, listen, if you don't like 40 and 50-year-old people, try not to go to clubs where you're going to have... A lot of the clubs are going to be 40 and 50 plus, 30, middle 30s plus. They're not going to be young, all right? So you have to think that you've got to know your situation. And couples sometimes don't when it comes to this.
And she didn't understand the protocol that if you're in the fucking public, guys can can watch you people can watch you but like i said the guy was not attracted to her so she got upset about it and she fucking yelled at the dude now the gal the guy took off never came back i thought that was then i was rude that's rude on her part but i understood why she said it because the guy wasn't attractive he was an older gentleman not he wasn't involved in any way he wasn't trying to fucking wasn't bothering him they didn't ask to sit next to him they didn't even just said stood at the door watching him and all that so it is what it is man so guys just remember know when to pull out your junk and when not to pull it out if you get a torch your first time at the club make sure you ask hey can you, so if people are playing in here, is it all right that I play with myself and watch or no?
And they'll tell you. So ask that question if you go to a club. And I think the last one I got that couples complain about, jumping straight into sexual propositions.
And I always see that online where guys will guys will say hey let's fuck when they do that stuff so starting the conversation hi my name is ac you are so sexy i would really like to have sex with you is almost guaranteed to earn your rejection now almost guaranteed because i have done that because when i fucking i get brazen at the end of the night i said fuck it let's just go up there and see what happens this actually works so a lot of guys if this a lot of couples have told me i remember i was at secrets and this single woman came up to me and she says you know you're very handsome but she wasn't into me because she's only into certain dudes and she was lovely having a good conversation with her she's told me you know what you need to talk to people because it's a numbers game.
And like the more people you talk to, the more chance you're going to get, you know, have sex and all that get laid. And I'm like, well, that's not really me. I just try to be me. And if I don't get laid because of me, then that's fine. I'm perfectly happy with it. I don't want to be someone who I'm not. She's all that's perfectly. I understand. It's a good, you know, good thing. OK, gentlemen. But this is what she's totally right about this. It is a numbers game.
So go off there say hey my name is so and so you're so sexy would you really like to have sex with me i would like to have sex with you and guess what nine out of ten couples might say no but there's that one couple that will go okay let's do it and guess what in that guy's head guess what happened let's be cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy, or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D dot com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door. No medical card, no hassle. And here's the kicker.
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And you're a listener you get 20 off your first order just head to mood.com that's m-o-o-d dot com to get started and this is what's going to be a controversial take single men are the reason are the way they are because of couples not because of single men themselves but as guess what? I sit there, walk up to you. Hi, my name's AC. You're so sexy. I really like to have sex with you. Oh, no, thank you. Jerk. Let me go to another couple. Hi, my name is AC. You're so sexy. I really love to have sex with you. Okay. What do you think happens in my brain?
What do think happens any guess couples guess what in my brain because i'm stupid i think that works i'm going to do that all the time and that's why i always say single men are the way they are because of couples now if all of you got together and said you know what if anyone says that we're not playing with them it will change manners would change but it doesn't one time is all it takes so when someone says that and they say yes guess what in that dude's head especially if he's new if he's new fuck yeah it's gonna stick but if he's like i I'm a seasoned veteran, I already know that shit ain't going to work all the time.
So there's no point of him trying it. And I know that people are not into that stuff. I'm not even going to try it. But if I'm new to the scene, guess what? That's going to get you. And it works one time. That person is going to do it all the time. Same with couples. I know couples that would sit out in the club. In the parking lot. When I worked at Club Cave. I had couples that would sit in the parking lot at Burger King next door. And watch people come in. And until someone they like came in. They were running in. And that happened a lot. That happened every Friday, Saturday night.
Especially Fridays. Because there was a lot of couples. It was a smaller night. But Friday night they would sit in the Burger King parking lot. And sit there and wait for a couple they'd like to go in. The minute they saw that couple, they would turn on the car parking the Club K parking lot. So I saw a lot. So it does happen for both ways. But couples, if you allow a guy, if you say, says this, and you say yes, guess what?
He's just going to do it to another couple and couples you got to tell other couples let's do this not to do it anymore because it's you're fucking you up because you're getting you're getting the remnants of this shit so remember when you're in the swingers clubs the anticipation of sexual encounters is already in the air making such direct propositions unnecessary and off-putting as conversation starters is just a bad idea i would i don't ever fucking i don't think i ever said that in my 20 plus year of swinging that the first sentence was i want to fuck i don't think i have i have i'm trying to think have i think i have i don't know maybe back in the day or when i would fucking drink i don't drink anymore but i think when i would get drink and get loosened up i would say or i'll be at a orgy and i'll have the confidence because i'm butt ass naked she's butt ass naked so i think that's what i would do that i would say something like that say something stupid now i had an orgy i don't i'm only even you know it's just an orgy now fucking people fucking instead invest time and engaging with both members of the couple or a single person in a meaningful dialogue listen man always guys always talk to the husband first don't fuck don't even talk to the lady first because you know what you ain't gonna get nowhere if the husband don't agree now i'm gonna say this sometimes sometimes you hubbies are very difficult to talk to because you don't want to talk or whatnot all right then cool talk to the girl but i always try to make sure the man is involved and i always ask the man more questions than the woman because i always feel like if it's me i want the guy to talk to me show me respect and all that because i'm gonna let him fuck my girl and he better show me some goddamn respect so a common misconception among single men in swinging clubs is the assumption that everyone present is not only ready, but eager to engage in sexual relations with them specifically, all right?
I don't know. You would think they're there for sex, all right? I'm going to tell you this right now. They're not. Not every couple is there for sex.
They're there, maybe they're just there to get wild up get horned up the lady can dress in slutty outfits he likes watching her dance slutty and shit like that tease other men and other couples that's it they're not there to actually have sex with anybody else except for their own they're gonna go home and talk about you how you wanted to fuck you how she how you wanted to fuck her and all that and that's good that's fine with me you know and all that but you just got to be honest with people you know tell people don't sit there if you're a couple you're gonna say we're not gonna play with anybody don't sit there hey let some dude talk to you for four fucking hours hoping that he's gonna fucking get his dick sucked by your girl and next thing you know oh we're gonna go home maybe some other time when you know it's not no some other things just say hey we know we're you know be honest with the people you know We'll say, hey, we're just here to check it out and have fun.
I do when I bring a time. When you know it's not no, some other time. Just say, hey, be honest with the people. Say, hey, we're just here to check it out and have fun. I do. When I bring a new girl, I ask her, do you want to do anything? She's like, no. Okay. So when a guy talks to us, yeah, hey, how you doing, buddy? Yeah, this is Sarah. It's her first time. We're just breaking her in. We're not going to do anything tonight, but we're just going to show her and let her have fun. Because you never know. She might change her mind by the end of the night.
You you got to be honest with people couples be honest with the single guys the reality is that many attending couples may never venture into the playrooms especially in houston choose to only play solo especially in houston or simply enjoy a club for the voyeuristic or exhibitionist environment yes a lot of voyeurs and voyeurs uh voyeurs and exhibitions in in houston all right that's one of the things when i have people come from out of state they come out of state they come here they notice that couples don't fuck to later on in the night or you know they don't fuck at all you know they're like what the hell is going on and i just tell them it's just the way houston's set up you know houston's house party scene is a lot better than houston's slinger scene uh slinger club swing i mean i've been to house parties where it's a fucking flat out orgy by nine o'clock then i go to clubs you might have two or three people fuck by midnight then after midnight you might get two or three more but that's it you know it's not one of those things you know it's just it's a hit it's a very hit and miss with houston slinger club house parties i i tell couples and singles find a person that throws house parties and get hooked up with them because you have a lot more fun going to house parties than you do with the swinger clubs so approach potential partners with a genuine interest in who they are and what they bring to the table whether your interaction leads to playing or not sometimes you got to set the foundation something like i said i had couples where you know they said we're not here to play we're just here to observe and see if we like it a week later maybe months later a year later i see them we're playing we're having a threesome i'm fucking his girl for him or whatever because i laid that foundation they remember me they remember i was dressed properly i had a nice fresh cut shaving properly and all that so they remember that stuff so you know just because it doesn't happen today tonight it may happen later now you know how many times it's never happened a lot i mean the situation where i didn't fuck them that night then later on i would fuck them is very few there's it's slim to none all right but there are times that that has happened where i would end up playing with them later on all right and most of the time i never see them again or i never play with them so this approach demonstrates respect and genuine interest which is far more appealing now i want to fuck when i'm talking to you i want to fuck your girl but that doesn't mean i don't want to get to know you i could talk to you and maybe we could become friends inside the lifestyle outside the lifestyle it's a tough one because you know I like to keep my shit separate I like to keep my lifestyle separate from my personal life because there's a lot of crazy fucking people out there and you've seen it online and stuff like that where they're just freaking flat out nuts.
And I don't want to have that stuff into my life. I already have too much drama in my personal life with work, being a fucking executive and doing all that shit to this swinging lifestyle, which is a lot of drama because I'm a single guy. And because I have a podcast that will be honest and not sit there and tell women they're beautiful when they're fucking ugly as shit. I get a lot of shit for this, but it's OK. I bring it on to myself. I don't give a shit. I don't care if you don't like me. Like I said, I'd rather be hated for who I am than being like for who I'm not.
A lot of guys are like that. So, you know, I would like I said, inside of lifestyle, we're going to be friends. But outside of lifestyle, I don't know. I don't know if I want to go do a baseball. You know what? Maybe if you are into sports, I think we could be friends outside of lifestyle because I really love sports. I love football, baseball, hockey. I wish fucking Houston would get a hockey team in.
I hear they're trying to bring one and I fucking think'll be excited stoked that they had a hockey team because i love watching hockey in person i don't like watching sports on tv i love watching sports in person i will spend that money i make a lot of money so so i want to spend that money i can't take it when i'm dead and all that so you know what i'll spend it now and uh so you want to make sure so maybe if we had that in common i think and i think that's the only thing i would actually We'll be right back.
so you know what mile spend it now and uh so you want to make sure so maybe if we had that in common i think and i think that's the only thing i would actually think we would have in common because i still play baseball uh as an old man i still play baseball in the adult league so if you are in the sports and all that we would have a lot in common so maybe outside of the swinging lifestyle we could be friends but you know i haven't encountered a lot of guys or a lot of couples like that and and all so actually i'm trying to think oh shit i think i met one i do have one couple that i'm actually friends outside the lifestyle with because they love football and you know what they told me how much they love the houston texans so one of my i couldn't go to a houston texas game because i have season tickets i call them hey man you know you you They told me how much they love the Houston Texans.
So I couldn't go to a Houston Texans game because I have season tickets. I call them, hey, man, you want to go to a Houston game with me? Or you want my tickets for the weekend because I can't go. I got some shit to do. And they're like, hell, yeah, they'll take them and all that. And they're very appreciative. They're like, thank you, man. It was a great time. Or I'll bring the husband. I'm like, hey, dude, you want to come to the game? I don't have a date today. So shit, hell yeah, man. Let's go meet up. We'll meet downtown or whatever. We'll meet up NRG and shit. And that's how.
So, you know, job, if you're an accountant and shit, we have the same job. I don't think they would really do it. But I think sports would really bring me together with another couple. So I think that's how I could possibly be friends with someone outside a couple. But other than that, that's it. I don't know. I'm honest with it. And I know a lot of couples don't like the honesty shit. They want you to lie. They want me to lie to them and say, hey, yeah, we're going to be friends when we're not going to be friends. You know, it's like shit.
It's like when you're in high school, you know, when you're in high school, you say, oh, keep in touch. You know, you're not fucking going to keep in touch with these people. I have one person I keep in touch with in high school You knew you're never gonna keep in touch because your life goes in separate areas And like I said, once we get out of that club get out of that house party our lives go separately Now you might have five kids You might have a wife.
You might have two wives or three husbands or whatever So you got a lot of stuff going on so you know it's possible with me to have a couple as a friend outside the lifestyle but it's more than likely that it's not going to happen unless we have that one thing in common sports you know because i read like i said fuck i'll go i'll fly anywhere drive anywhere to go to a sporting event and all that so you know and and if that and if you're a couple listening going oh that's horrible you should and all that well then they're fine i'm horrible human being because i like to keep my shit separate i don't like to infuse you know i'm not gonna have my kids hanging out with the kids that i with a couple i fucking and all that i don't want that that's just swinging was just a recreational activity that i had where i can meet like-minded people that are kinky as shit as me well and i'm not gonna apologize for that if you don't like it you don't have to fuck me you don't have to play with me i'm fine with that shit you know so all right we've taken in the common missteps and are mentally ticking off our behaviors to sidestep perhaps you were giving yourself a nod of approval for staring clear of these faux pas, yet you seek validation that you're on the right path to success.
The succeeding five strategies or what a swing nation called it or swing town called it, gentlemen rules as they coined, are surefire ways to guide you toward a fulfilling conclusion you desire when partaking in a swingers club's environment. Ooh. And I got more and I'm just going to go over this quick. Oh, maybe not. Oh, let's see. So make sure you have the attire and grooming. You know.
Gentlemen, clean your cock and balls Shave your cock and balls, you know Make sure everything's good Ladies, clean that pussy You know, you don't want to take off your panties and stink Engage both members of the couple Remember that, to do that Gentlemen, engage both members, just not the girl I know you want to fuck the girl, dude I know you want to, and it's your fucking dick is getting hard, and she's beautiful in front of you, or at least you think she's the most beautiful girl. Just talk to the dude. You'll be a lot more successful. Initiating the play time. Know when to say ask.
Know when not to ask, you know. Ask, always ask for consent. Always have a lot of manners, you know. Don't touch. Do not touch until she asks you.
If she, you know ask always ask for consent always have a lot of manners you know don't touch do not touch until she asks you if she you know what happens here's a teller and if it's a vanilla lifestyle and in the swinging lifestyle if you're talking to a couple you're three are jiving and you're having a good time and she's touching your arm stuff like that she's playing with her hair things like that those are cues that she's into you so that's when you can start maybe okay she's touching my arm she you know she'll touch my leg casually and all that maybe i ask her you know we'll talk about her nice titties and you ask can i grab them you know maybe they're faking she wants you to see how real feeling they feel respect the boundaries and consent is always good so you want to respect those boundaries and consent that people have because you never know.
You know, you just got to be careful. You just, like I said, you don't know about people sometimes. And sometimes these people are very, uh, not well, um, they're just very angry people. You see these people out there, you see them on TikTok with those videos and YouTube, those videos are screaming, the Karens, the love Karens, uh, and all that out there. They're just angry people.
And you see them on tiktok with those videos and youtube those videos are screaming the karens the love karens uh and all that out there they're just angry people and you know what you're gonna get angry people in the lifestyle too because you're really talking about fucking you know some guys can't handle another dude not wanting desiring their girl me i take it as a fucking i think that's great i'm like shit thank you see they love you and i and i think that's good you know when you're when you're a guy and no one's desiring your wife you might want to look at your wife go what's going on why no one desiring you because guess what chances are there's a hundred dudes that will be sticking her dick in her five minutes after your leave uh the door so you know you just gotta be cool you know single men are there if your single men are not your thing just let them know say hey man we don't party with single guys you know but you're more you know i always felt like i had girls i had partners who said they don't want single guys and i was kind of down on it was like shit well this ain't gonna last which it didn't but when a single guy would come up to us and you know he wanted to talk i'll be like fucking i'll talk fuck it, I'll talk to him.
And he'd go, hey, just come hang out with us. Because it might end up happening. I'm helping him out, get laid. Because I know what it feels like. And, like, a lot of these couple guys, you know what? I like how I had the guy that went on the, his wife went out of town and he went to the club as a single guy because he wanted to see how was it different. But he went to the same damn club him and his wife go. So it really wasn't much different because everyone knew him. Now, if he would have went to a different club that he'd never been to, it would have been a different story.
But he went to the club that him and his wife, and everyone was asking him where's his wife and all that. And he was having a good time because people were talking. Because people knew him as the couple. They didn't know him as the single guy. And I go, it's very different when you go from a couple.
And I think a lot of guys shouldn't have the experience being a single guy at a new club by himself at least once so maybe they'll have a little more uh decorum around some guys and have a little more understanding like i said single men are the real single men are the act the way we do because of couples if the couples didn't buy the bullshit that a lot of these guys present out there guys will be changing like i said i don't fucking walk up to your girl and say hey i really want to fuck you Thank you.
couples didn't buy the bullshit that a lot of these guys present out there guys will be changing like i said i don't fucking walk up to your girl and say hey i really want to fuck you oh unless we're at an orgy that's different we're all butt-ass naked hey we want to have sex with me and all that but when it's a number game when it comes to number games to single guys because it is a numbers game the more couples you talk to the better chances are you are scoring with a couple and if you can do that that's uh and when you got couples like that that you know a guy will say hey i'll walk walk right up to you at the club and say hey you want to fuck and you're like yeah guess what in his head is and it works so he's going to do it again and again he's not going to learn until he gets slapped in the fucking face so you know you just got to be you know couples you just got to be a little more understanding that you affect a lot of things that go on with swingers and all that you know you don't think you do but you do all right so with that you know i talked a lot.
That's over an hour, an hour and 15. That's a long, I think that's my longest show. So you know what? I think I'm going to get out of here and have a great day, everybody. Remember, gentlemen, shave your cock and balls and do all that nice groomy stuff. Single men, find your groove.
You got to find yourself, you know, I can tell you everything everything you need to know but until you put it in practice and ever find out what works and what doesn't work you're on your own there's trial and error hopefully your errors are not as many as a lot of guys but you know that's okay things change people change you'll be all right guys It's just, you know, be cool, know what you want, and go after it, gentlemen. Remember, guys. Just, you know, be cool, know what you want, and go after it, gentlemen.
Remember, hook up with other guys and talk to other guys about their experiences and, you know, get into a group of guys that can help you out and get you laid and all that. Couples, same thing with you, guys. Figure out what you want. Figure out how you're going to approach it, you know. Remember, everybody is new at one time, so maybe that guy's new. He doesn't know about, you know, touching and stuff like that. He should, but fuck, I don't know. Anyways, have a great day. Have a great night. Have a great week, and I'll see you on the other side.
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