Join host AC Maxwell as he delves into the fascinating world of swinging, relationships, and sexual exploration in the modern age. In today's episode, AC Maxwell explores the unspoken rules that govern the intriguing environment of a swingers club. Through candid conversations and insightful interviews, this episode promises to offer a captivating and thought-provoking look into a world that many may find mysterious. Get ready to explore the boundaries of traditional relationships and learn about the unwritten codes that guide the experiences of swingers. Tune in for an eye-opening and mind-expanding discussion on today's show!
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Hello, lovely listeners, and welcome back to another titillizing episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, where we deep dive into the world of swinging and explore the ins and outs of this exhilarating lifestyle. I'm your guide, A.C. Maxwell, and today we're breaking down the spoken and unspoken rules of swinging and uncovering the secrets of the swinger clubs. But that's not all.
We're also diving into the diverse world of swinging types, from open swinging to closed swinging and everything in between. So buckle up, folks, because we're about to embark on a wild ride through the captivating realm of swinging. So first up today on today's agenda, let's dive headfirst into the articulate world of swinging etiquette. From consent protocols to communication guidelines, we will be decoding the unwritten rules that govern swinging relationships and club encounters.
Join me as we explore the do's and don'ts, the must-haves, and the boundaries that ensure a harmonious and respectful swinging experience. So grab a pen and paper, lube, or your favorite way to sit on your face, folks, because this segment is your ultimate guide to navigating the dynamic landscape of swinging relationships. All right? So you ever wonder what truly goes on behind the closed doors of a swingers club?
Well, wonder no more because we're pulling back the curtains and shedding light on this tantalizing world of these exclusive establishments from the ambience to the amenities we're giving you an insider's peek into the hidden gems of swinger clubs so sit back relax and immerse yourself in the allure of these enamic spaces where fantasies come to life and inhibitions fatalize but last but not certainly least let's explore the diverse spectrum of swinging types that cater to all desires and preferences whether you're intrigued by opening swinging communal experiences or enticed by the closed swinging intimate settings we're covering it all threesomes orgy soft swing full swing and you name it we're dissecting it all So get ready to expand your swinging horizons and discover the majority of possibilities that await you in the thrilling world of swinging relationships.
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They can't see me like Houdini Move discreetly They can't see me like Houdini Lambikini They can't see me like Houdini Move discreetly They can't see me like Houdini Oh yeah Oh yeah Alright everybody Welcome to another titillating Episode of the Swing and Single Podcast I'm your guide, your host The king of all swing I'll see you next time. All right, everybody, welcome to another titillating episode of the Swing and Single Podcast. I'm your guide, your host, the king of all swing, A.C.
Maxwell, coming to you live from the Upside Down or recorded from the Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the great state of Texas. We are talking about the unspoken and some spoken rules at the Swinging Club. Because I hear a lot of complaining and all that from veterans and newbies that are in the swinging lifestyle. And I want to make sure we get to everything. Because, you know, we have to dive into what is going on in the world today. In the world of swinging.
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So, let's get into the show. If you have any questions, swinginsinglepodcast at gmail.com. If you want to be a guest on my show, email me. We'll schedule a special time for whenever you want to come on. You know, if you're a couple, a single male, all that stuff. I interview everybody and anyone that wants to be interviewed. It's no holds barred, uncensored, and all that stuff. So, you know, it is what it is.
So, navigating those unspoken and spoken rules of the etiquette when visiting an on-premise swingers club can significantly enhance your experience. Now, why I stress on-premises, because there are things that, there are clubs that are off-premise and on-premise. Back when I started back in the late 90s, it was clubs that would be, have off-premise and non-premises. And off-premises clubs I do not like.
AC does not like off-premise clubs because you can't really do, you can't do anything there really, other than maybe flash your titties and, you know, show your beaver. But you can't fuck or suck or anything in there in those type of clubs because you have to go find a hotel or go back to someone's house or whatnot and party there. Well, with on-premise, it's different. That's where you can do everything and anything that you want, your heart desires, as long as you have consisting adults.
So this is why we're talking about the unspoken rules of on-premise swinger clubs, off-premises swinger clubs anyway honestly i don't really have that much experience in off-premise swinger clubs anyways so i really want to know all right excuse me these who adhere to proper club etiquette often find themselves having a more enjoyable time and that is so true you know you get you'll see people there that will have a miserable time and you like i said if you're an introvert and you're shy and all that you're gonna have to uh bite the bullet so to speak you're gonna have to actually have some conversations with people talk to someone and all that especially if you really want to have a good time because you know what you gotta remember you might be shy the other people there might be shy too so you know someone has to do something so don't be shy talk to someone so what exactly entails on-premise swinger club's etiquette well essentially it embodies the overarching swinger club rules alongside the integration of common sense and respect all right now in the world we live in today common sense and respect are very let's see there's a very thin line between those two because a lot of people are not very respectful anymore a lot of people don't have common sense you know like drinking common sense go all a lot of these rules are broken when people are starting to drink and getting drunk and all that now listen dudes guys if you want to drink and get drunk that's fine but just to be known your girl might not might not want a whiskey dick dick that night and maybe wants to get fucked so you might have to be a little careful of what you're doing because guess what there's a guy like me who's hard and ready to go and fuck your girl for you and if you don't want her to fuck another man you better be able to keep your alcohol in control in check and not get whiskey dick you know the fate the famous story of the threesome in the hot tub at caliente during spring break was awesome.
You know, thank you, gentlemen, for drinking too much and not being able to get hard and your wives and I got to take over and fuck your wives for you and all that. So thank you. So we got to make sure common sense goes out the door, respect goes out the door when we start drinking and all that. And we'll talk about more about drinking.
Anyways Maintaining hygiene Displaying displaying politeness avoiding pushy behavior being prepared and understand no means no from the cornerstone of this etiquette it's about treating us with some respect and courtesy you would want uh and expect in return like maintaining hygiene you'd be surprised how many people's assholes smell bad like you got a girl bent over and you're smelling shit ladies make sure you know what if they're at the club they probably have baby wipes at the club girls and ladies and gentlemen and all that wipe your asshole wipe your that butthole get that brown eye nice and clean so when you are bent over we're not smelling your poop or anything like that listen we know you're all everyone shits everyone poops and poops and all that, so it's no big deal.
It's human nature. We all fart and all that, but Jesus, come on. When I've got you bent over, I don't want to smell your shit that you took an hour ago. Wipe that asshole clean. Get deep in there. Stick a finger in your butthole. Get clean. Get in there. So maintain hygiene. If you are fucking another person, go clean up your pussy and all that stuff.
clean your dicks off if you're especially if you're barebacking if you're barebacking which i don't really care i'm not judging you but if you're barebacking a bunch of girls a bunch of ladies at the club make sure you wipe your dick off in between because if you when a girl goes sucks on you i don't think she wants to suck the other girl's vagina uh i don't know maybe i'm wrong i don't know politeness saying hello how you do shake your hands of both introduce yourself to both people the male and the female you know single guys got to do that single guys sometimes get crazy with the i only want to talk to the female because i don't want to fuck the female well you got to talk to the men like i said when i take my girl out if a guy doesn't talk to me there there's a no-go.
There's a 100% chance he's never going to fuck her. He has to show me the respect to show me and talk to me and all that. And 99.9% of the time is going to be, yes, you can fuck my girl and all that. Because, you know, I like that shit. Avoiding pushy behavior. When someone says no, like we said, no means no, okay, just move on with your time. If they say, hey, would you like to play? They say, no, just walk away.
Say no just walk away say okay thank you well if you ever change your mind i'm here and all that stuff so you we can do it then and you know people are polite some of the times some of the times they're polite sometimes they're just mean but don't be pushy don't be begging it's not looking good being prepared now this is one of the things i don't understand people go to swimming clubs and they're not prepared uh maybe now let's give the let's give uh let's not be negative and let's talk about maybe it's the benefit of the doubt maybe a couple goes there and they decide well you know we're just going to go there to check it out and like i said millions of times before millions of couples have done this they said they're only going to do a goal there to check it out and they end up playing in there so they might not have the essentials now what every swinging couple and swinging single should ever have and swinging female also should have a swingers go bag and in that go bag i would want to put some you know condoms um lube gentlemen if you want to take some viagra keep your viagra prescription in there you You know, Papa Viag lube.
Gentlemen, if you want to take some Viagra, keep your Viagra prescription in there. You know, pop a Viagra or Cialis or whatever you want. If you're doing that Tri-Mex shot, keep it in there. So you always have that little to go back. You go to Walmart and get one for under $20. I mean, I have one, and it's awesome. It's awesome. It's carried around. I don't have to bother with putting them in my pockets and shit like that. Thank you.
i have one and it's awesome it carried around i don't have to bother with putting them in my pockets and shit like that so it's great to go back so being prepared is awesome especially if you are get to be known as the guys repair oh look at that he brought his condoms oh great look at what a smart person and all that and people remember you for that it's when you don't have the stuff you prepared you're gonna regret later because you might be pissing fire if you decide to bear back some stranger at a club so you know just be forewarned like i said all right uh and no mean no means no we still got to talk about it listen some people get stupid when they you know when they see pussy it's like kryptonite they get stupid when they see a bunch of pussy they see pussy, it's like kryptonite.
They get stupid when they see a bunch of pussy. They get stupid. Now, I'm not talking about just the guys. I'm talking about the women because, you know, there are some women that when they get around pussy, they get stupid. They get around a lot of cock. They get stupid, too. You know, women have the same women are just bigger. Women are bigger whores than men. I'm going to tell you that right now. You heard it. Women are bigger whores than men. Men are whores, but women are bigger whores.
What separates men and women? Men will talk about our fuckiness, our whoreness. Women don't. Women will deny, I'm not a whore, I'm not this, I'm not, but yet they're taking 20 dicks at the club every weekend and all that because they want to fuck. And you know, there's a lot of ladies that just want to fuck and that's it. And bless you, you're Thank you.
uh every weekend and all that because they want to fuck and you know there's some a lot of ladies that just want to fuck and that's it and bless you you're doing america you're doing god's work and all that ladies keep on being whores and all that we still love you we salute you and we respect you but you know women get crazy at the club too and they kind of sometimes don't know what no means to and all that so you know it is what it is so you just got to remember no means no listen you're going to get rejected even the best looking couples will get rejected at one point in their time at some time you know some of us are just better at rejections than others especially some guys and some women some women you know they're always told yes i want to fuck you want to fake it then here comes a guy that says no i'm not interested and stuff like that and they don't know how to take it uh and all that you're not going to be everyone's cup of tea now like me i'm a whore i will i'll fuck everything you know i don't as long as you're a certain weight you know i'm not fucking some obese really obese woman but i like pussy and i like enjoying pussy and i like enjoying making women come and having orgasms and i like all that shit like squirting and all that so you know i have very little preference in the type of woman i'm with as long as she treats me well and she is a fun person and she has can't have a conversation for more than two seconds about more than just her hello and hi and all that now she you know she has to have a brain at least and a pulse but you know we have to remember no means no, and we might get rejected.
It's going to hurt. Maybe it will sting that first time you hear no. I remember the first time I heard no. It's like, oh, fuck you. Okay, thank you very much. You're lost, not mine. Just, you know, just have that mentality. You're lost, not mine, and all that, and just go on with your day. Because you never know.
never know because a year from now that no could be a yes you know so you know you just don't know so you know treat others with the respect that you would want you know and courtesy that you expect in return now is it always going to happen like that nope it's not always going to happen like that i know as a single guy a lot of couples want respect but they don't give respect back because they feel like well you're just a single guy i don't need to respect you but you better respect us and i'm like no that's not how it's going to work it's you are going to respect me also it's like when i was out in vegas uh and i was going to meet this couple well actually i wasn't going to meet the couple it was under false pretenses that I was going to meet them as a couple, but he only wanted to meet me because he wanted to fuck me.
He wanted me to, you know, he was doing the bait and switch. Oh, my girl is going, she's coming in next, tomorrow.
Let's just meet tonight and have a drink or whatnot so he can slip me a roofie and try to fucking date rape me or whatever so I said well unfortunately I only meet with couples I don't meet with single men because I'm not that way but when she gets here let's meet up she's like well he's like well who says you get to dictate how we play I go I get I say because I dictate how I play and I don't play that way so he wanted me to respect their boundaries but my boundaries were not going to respect and that's why I'm saying you know everybody Thank you.
dictate how I play and I don't play that way so he wanted me to respect their boundaries but my boundaries were not going to respect and that's why I'm saying you know everybody has to respect everyone's boundary it doesn't matter if you bring pussy to the table or you don't have pussy at the table okay so let's remember that so now let's deep let's dive into the intricacies of swinger club etiquette and the various rules norms that can greatly contribute to a safe and an enjoyable experience for everyone involved so the on-premise swinger club etiquette and the number one one is always if you go to every swinger club website when they have the rules i always think this is number one no means no the primary and non-negotiable rule in any swinger club is that no always means no.
This principle is synchromonious. If you encounter a swinger club where this rule is not strictly enforced, it's imperative to leave immediately and warn others in the swinger community about it.
Attending a club where the no means no rule is disregarded can pose significant safety risks any violation of this rule should be promptly reported to the club's management or security have see this is i don't think i ever seen no club to say we don't care usually when someone reports this it's taken care of real quick now you know you do sometimes see things where the club owner has family members or their son is in there and he's being a little douchebag and people report him and nothing is done i have seen And that where, you know, the son has been the aggressor and no means no uh not no means no doesn't understand what no means no mean i have seen that in houston about 10 years ago and you know you just have to understand just say tell people don't go to that club or anything like that don't watch out for that person and you should be fine now every club I don't know why a club would not enforce this because you don't want to get a club a bad name as a club if people see that you are you know not enforcing the rules like dress code I'm very I'm a stickler on dress code I want people to dress nice when they go to the club I don't want to see a bunch of fucking ripped jeans cowboy boots and stuff like that cowboy hats okay let your hair do your hair comb your hair gentlemen ladies wear a dress short dress show that pussy off show that fucking big ass off show those titties off that's what we're there for girl the sexy dress we're not there for putting i seen women now with jeans on it's like what the fuck what are we gonna do you're gonna let that pussy marinate in those jeans and you're gonna pull them off and you're gonna have that stench oh boy i don't know i like eating pussy but Jesus gee hello ladies you know let that pussy breathe for the night don't put it in gel and jeans while you're fucking dancing or something like that then I gotta pull your fucking drawers off and I gotta smell that shit come on but yeah I don't understand why clubs have no means no will not enforce the no means no you gotta have a nose me no and you gotta enforce that no means no if not who's gonna feel safe going would you want to take your girl i would not want to take my girl to a club that doesn't care about that stuff and i'm sure if you go around the country there are clubs that really don't care but you know who knows i i just don't understand it and i seen it in my in my work people didn't really give a damn no means no but i also been to places where fucking anything goes and everyone's fucking everybody so the no means no really didn't matter to them because everyone's like stick it in.
Number two, respectful interaction. Politeness are imperative when interacting with others at Swingers Club. Being friendly and respectful can foster positive connections and friendships within the club setting. Moreover, these qualities should be maintained even when declining an invitation. Thank you. can foster positive connections and friendships within the club's setting. Moreover, these qualities should be maintained even when declining an invitation.
Now, that's when I see a lot of the politeness go out the fucking door. You know, you can think, fuck you, but don't say it. Just walk away and go, oh, that sucks. Fuck them, I don't need them.
Well, we don't need them, honey, we we don't need them a simple and polite no thank you is sufficed and no further explanation is necessary should anyone persist in pressuring or questioning you it's essential to disengage and report the behavior to the club's management or security now have i have experienced this rudeness when i was uh going the secrets i gonna i like i said i like to spend the weekend at secrets and you know let my dick hang out let my dick fly and you know i post on swing lifestyle.com and i go i'm gonna be there from this day to this day the weekend and i get an email or two and i get like hey if you're there meet us up we're gonna to be there from this day to this day, the weekend.
And I get an email or two, and I get like, hey, if you're there, meet us up. We're going to be staying here or there. So I had this one couple. They're going to be there Thursday night. It's newbie night, and they go every Thursday night because it's a laid-back crowd. It's not big, and it's not small. So she said, hey, when you see me, come over and talk to me. Let's maybe hook up and see what happens. So I said, okay. So the night comes, I'm there. Thank you.
come over and talk to me let's uh you know like maybe hook up and see what happens so i said okay uh so you know the night comes i'm there and i'm dressed up i got my shit on i'm looking good and i see the couple now they didn't show me they didn't have any face pictures and all that but you know you see i could tell from the body the tattoo uh was a giveaway so i go hey my name is ac and how are you and we uh we've been talking on swing lifestyle and the lady just started laughing at me like laughing and just shaking her head says oh oh no and i was like yeah is that your name no and all that so she was laughing and that to me did it hurt it hurt because there's other people around and it just made me look stupid it didn't hurt that she was rejecting me because she finally saw me but she saw my pictures and all that so she shouldn't know what she was going to get but that was no she could have said oh hey hey ac what how you doing um i'm just not gonna be playing tonight or not gonna i don't want to play with you no thank you and all that that would have been better because i would like oh okay so what are you looking for man maybe we could find someone you know maybe i can help her be a wingman and get her some but she didn't really need a wingman she was a beard she beautiful woman, and it's sad that I didn't get to fuck her or anything.
But, you know, it just was one of those things where, okay, you could be a little polite, be respectful. You know, I have feelings too, even though it might not sound like it, but I do have feelings too, and I don't want to, it's not fun being laughed at and all that. But I didn't go to the security and say, hey, all this and all that.
But I did end up finding later in the night, her husband ended up, I was in the hot tub and I was in the hot tub that but i did end up finding later in the night her husband ended up i was in the hot tub and the husband would end up talking to me and all and it was them who was emailing me and you know i didn't see her fuck anybody she went back to her room with this one guy and they came back five minutes later so i don't know what the hell they did did they fuck and he just busted his load real quick because he was a good looking woman.
I wouldn't blame the dude for coming that quick. All right. So number three, communication and respect. Building a rapport and getting to know others before proposing any activities is key to receiving affirmative responses. Oh, excuse me.
While communicating interests, it's critical to respect respect others boundaries and not rush into proposition it goes without saying that respecting individual autonomy and decisions is fundamental to the thriving and respectful environment of a swingers club of course it is you got to be very respectful of people in the swingers club if you you don't, it ain't going to happen. So, you know, some people are just not respectful at all to people. All right? So I don't know.
Anyways, let's see what else. What else we got? By adhering to these guidelines, we can foster an inclusive and safe environment within swingers clubs where everyone can feel respected and valued. Swinging is all about mutual respect. And by keeping these principles in mind, we can assure an enriching and enjoyable experience for all involved. Yes, we can. We can do that. It's possible. But we got to remember, everybody, it doesn't mean just couples are respected. It doesn't.
It means couples, single females, and single men need to be respected. If you don't like single men, just let it be known. Very respectfully. Hey, we don't play with single men. That's all you got to do. You don't have to be nasty. You don't have to be mean about it.
Just say and if you know what i'm gonna say this if the guy still pressures you then fucking smack the shit out of him because when a couple tells me they're not interested in single men i just you know say okay thank you and you know if you ever change your mind i'm always down for a hey growing the hey you know like i said sometimes it does change because you know what happens? They'll be, you know, they'll be at the club one night. Nothing's vibing, but we're vibing.
And all of a sudden he goes, you know what? Why don't you go take her and fuck her? That's happened a couple of times. So you just don't know what could happen in the future.
You know, if we didn't know, shit, you know, you tell me, what's the lotto numbers for next week or this week, so the guidelines for a proper behavior at swingers clubs, when attending the swingers clubs, it is crucial to maintain respectful and non-pushing behaviors towards other party goers, respect personal boundaries, and if someone says no, it must be honored without pressing for further exclamation, remember, no means no in all context, don't ask a couple if you're a guy don't ask a couple why you know because you might not like the answer you know you don't want the answer sometimes sometimes the answer is going to hurt your dick is small you're ugly you're fat you're too skinny things like that you know your big dick is too big you know i heard that so couples same thing you're ugly you're fat you're old you're young you're too young you're a kid's age i remember when i was first started swinging every couple would be like well you're my kid's age and yada yada because most of the people i was swinging with during that time was in the 40s and 50s now these 40s and 50 year olds they don't give a shit they're fucking 20 year olds So I'm like, damn, I'm glad I was born when I was, but damn, the pussy I could have got if they just had that attitude like, hey, fuck it.
Dick's hard. He's young. Let's fuck. So slinger clubs foster a welcoming and easygoing environment focused on enjoyment and fun. It's essential to embrace these values and refrain from pressuring others into activities that are not comfortable with, all right? That's one thing. Do not pressure anybody because you don't want to be pressured, right? You don't want to be doing something that you don't want to do.
Guys, you don't want to be doing it in a threesome and your wife takes your head and shoves it down to my cock so you can suck it. You don't want to have that, right? So you shouldn't do that to someone else.
Remember, treat people like you someone else remember treat people like you want to be treated if you want to be treated like shit all right treat people like shit but if you want to be treated respectfully and good you got to treat everybody respectfully good and it doesn't matter if they're a single or a couple should you find yourself overindulging and becoming overly persistent a swift apology and redirectional of conversation are necessary to rectify the situation properly.
So if you are, this can, this happens a lot. You can be not reading between the lines or you might just be misjudging the situation. Well, you think the girl is, the couple's into you, but the couple's really not into you. They're just very friendly people. I have that. I've done that a lot where, you know, I thought, wow, this girl's good to go. And then all of a sudden, like, they don't want to play with you. They're only into couples. Like, oh.
But she was like, you know, she was touching her hair, grabbing my arm, you know, grabbing parts of my body. Not my penis, though, but grabbing other parts, you know, laughing.
It's like you're on a date type of thing you know the things where a woman says they're interested but later on you know they're not playing or anything they don't want to play with you or anything like that so i had that happen and that happens a lot so you just got to be able to you know apologize and say hey i'm sorry if i came off too strong or something like that and you know redirect yourself maybe sometimes the best redirection is just leaving the situation all together letting people you know chill out and try again later but i wouldn't try again later if i was you i'll just let it go and just let it die you know maybe next week when they you see them again i don't know so additionally entering a swingers club under the influence of illegal drugs is strictly prohibited.
This has become a problem, you know. How do you know if people are under the influence? Are we talking about alcohol? You know, we do have people that come drunk and loaded before they get there and they're drinking some more. You have that. It's up to the club to stop that. If a club is letting people in that they normally are drunk and all that, then that club is not a good club. They will have to say no to people.
I worked at a club in Houston, Club club cave and they would not allow people in based on you know it's their first time swinging well we don't really don't want first timers because this is a swingers club people are gonna be fucking we a lot of newbies bring drama go get your experience somewhere and come on back we'll be glad to have you uh even the shoes they didn't have the right shoes women didn't have heels on they couldn't get in if you came in and drunk and smelling of alcohol guess what you didn't get in and you were wearing shitty clothes guess what you didn't get in so you know there are clubs like that where they will have to no enforce enforce this rule of not allowing some people in uh legally i don't know what happens if you would to allow someone knownly drunk and let them in your club and they're drinking some more and they leave the club you know is that club swinger club liable for anything that should happen i call it like a bar like if they serve over serve someone uh the bar can be responsible for anything that happens now i don't know if you're over serving if it's a b well pretty much all swinger clubs are byob uh can they call that over serving so i don't know but you know what if i'm a club owner i don't want to find out all right so not only are you risking legal repercussions but such actions should also could also lead to the club being shut down that's what i would worry about because you know what you don't want the heat that's why i say people when they fight at swinger club or anything like that don't call don't fight at a swinger club because you know what you're only going to bring heat and if you bring heat to my club i'm not going to let you back in i don't give a fuck who you are because guess what if the cops have to keep coming to my place of establishment and break up fights or arrest people because of fights and stuff like that no it's it's not going to happen because i don't want them to know i don't want the cops involved because guess what people still think we are disgusting and they don't want anything they don't want to swing your clubs near them or anything like that so they find out this is a swinger club they might start uh asking the city you know hey fire marshal go in there check if everything's safe and stuff like that and then you can shut down and you don't want to be doing that as part of the community is important to uphold standards of legality and safety by reframing from bringing illegal substances into the premises people bringing drugs all the time illegal drugs i'm talking like cocaine shit like that uh you know poppers whatever pills they got that are they're taking at the time whatever the fancy drugs are but you'll see people do that at the club and all that and it's just unfortunate but as a club owner you hopefully they're knocking those people out because you don't like i said you don't want the want the police coming.
Because if you've got drugs and you find hard drugs at your club, you're going to get shut down anyways. It ain't going to matter who complains or not. So maintaining proper hygiene is another fundamental aspect of attending a swingers club, which is sad you always have to talk about it, but it is.
And, you know, we have to emphasize this cleanliness so prioritize your cleanliness and grooming to ensure a pleasant experience for yourself and others avoid excessive use of perfumes or colognes as overpowering scents can be uh off-putting you know you don't want to come to a class smelling like you bathed in cologne or perfume because what are you really covering up are you covering up a stench of your pussy your asshole your balls your cock and all that your armpits you know you you always have some people either you always smell them and they have fucking that order and they you walk by you smell them for about five ten minutes because of that and that.
So it's kind of crazy. So you don't want to have that, you know, smell of perfume and cologne that's really overpowering. Put on some nice cologne. You can, but you don't have to have a lot, all right? Trust me, there's a lot of different smells in there. When this fucking starts, you ain't going to be able to smell cologne. You're going to be smelling asshole, pussy, dick, cock, all balls, all titty, sway, all that. You're going to be smelling all kinds of shit, so don't worry about it.
Furthermore, well-groomed hygiene practices extend to nail care and overall cleanliness, especially before engaging in intimate activities. Gentlemen, cut your fucking fingernails. Black guys, you too, cut your fucking nails.
Because if you're fingering a girl And you've got those long ass goddamn nails That some of you dudes have I don't know why you would have long nails you might cut a girl's pussy and ruin the night for everybody i was at a gangbang and one fucking idiot had his nails sharp as hell and he cut the girl and the gangbang was over so everyone sitting around holding their dick is because some son of a bitch decided oh well i'm not gonna have hygiene i'm not gonna cut my fucking nails i'm just gonna let them grow out like a fucking woman and all that so cut your nails all right toenails i don't care i'm not looking at your toenails I don't look at a woman's toenails or anything I'm not a foot fetish type of guy When a woman's naked, I'm not worried about her fucking toenails I'm looking for that pussy So, you know, fingernails Ladies, you too, fingernails You know, because if you're a woman That likes to stick your finger in a guy's asshole Or anybody's asshole Don't have long fingernails Leave one fingernail, you can have long fingernails On all your fingers Except for one Thank you.
on a guy's asshole or anybody's asshole, don't have long fingernails, you know? Leave one fingernail. You can have long fingernails on all your fingers except for one, you know? And I don't want to ask you, you just broke a nail. You don't really tell them that you're sticking fingers up someone's asshole, you know? It's nice to get a prostate massage and a blowjob at the same time. The coming, the ejacuation is pretty goddamn tight, all right?
So preparation is key for a seamless experience at swinger clubs and bringing essentials such as extra towels condoms swatches and a change of clothes can contribute to a comfortable and enjoyable visit and a lot of people do that they bring extra towels because they want it because some of the women wear fucking really short short shirts and they don't wear i mean dress, skirts, and they don't wear any panties, and they don't want to sit on, you know, the chairs, and God only knows why, because I'm telling you right now, swinger clubs, a lot of swinger clubs say they clean everything, but they don't really clean everything, all right, because, you know, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, the staff wants to get the fuck out, so they're just going over with a fine-tool comb.
Not going over with a fine-tool comb. They're just going over little by little. So, you know, they bring a towel with them. They could bring some toiletries and stuff like that. A good club would have all this for the couples and the singles that go to these clubs and all that.
uh so like i said a swinger go bag would be great for you all right for me i don't have to worry about uh any toiletries or any towels or anything like that so i don't have a big bag i got it's like a fanny pack type of thing i got it at walmart for like 20 bucks So consider carrying sex toys as conversation starters and entertainment. Additionally, having an acid and headache medications on hand can address unexpected health issues that may arise during the event.
Like you have too much to drink, you get a headache from the strobe lights and the lights that are there and all that.
like i said my uh my partner that i took to rooftop a couple weeks ago she got a little she got in trouble with those you know the lights and all that the blinking lights and all that and it gave her a headache and all that and we had to take her back to get her some medicine and stuff like that so she can you know have a good time so having all that stuff is very good for you also it could be a good conversation starter because you see guys like gentlemen like carry like a i don't know if people smoke cigarettes anymore or anything like that but always carry in that swinger gold bag you should i also carry a lighter just one lighter you know and all that so if you see a woman and she don't have a lighter you have a lighter boom light her up and there's a conversation starter there's your way in you never know also think about it a girl a woman has a guy has a headache a woman has a headache you say oh i got some advil right here you would you like some and they say yes there's your conversation starter so maybe maybe, you can get in that pussy.
All because you had, you became prepared. So by adhering to these guidelines and maintaining the respectful and prepared approach, you can enhance your swinger club's experience while promoting a safe and enjoyable atmosphere for all attendees.
Remember, you're not only ruining your night, you're ruining other people's night there too so mutual respect and consideration are paramount in a fostering positive community within the swinging scene all right so that's so far so good so maximize your experience at a swinger club by following these etiquette guidelines it is essential to keep in mind the impact of alcohol consumption when attending a swingers club while indulging in a few drinks can be enjoyable excessive drinking can hinder your overall experience not only can intoxication affect your performance which no guy wants or a woman too it affects women's performance too also and let me say not all women are good at giving head, and all women are good at fucking.
I'm just saying. But it can also lead to unwanted mishaps, especially in the midst of intimate activities. To make the most out of your time at the swing club, it is crucial to moderate your alcohol intake and maintain a clear head, because you don't want to do anything you wouldn't do normally. Furthermore, when navigating the dynamic environment of a swingers club, it is imperative to exercise discretion and respect boundaries.
While the atmosphere may be charged with sexual energy, it is essential to refrain from initiating physical contact without explicit invitation. Ladies, this is you. A lot of women think it's okay to touch another woman without asking. Now, remember, most of the women are bisexual, which is no big deal to them. But there are some women out there who are strictly dickly and they don't want anything to do with female touching or anything like that.
Like my friend that I took to rooftop, her thing is she ain't touching a pussy, she ain't touching titties or anything like that. But if a girl wants to eat her pussy or touch her titties, she's all fine for it. But you gotta ask first, because she does get very angry, and she is very bossy. She is kind of a dom. When she says she's not a dom, but she acts like a dom whenever I'm around and stuff like that. So I don't know. We'll see. But, you know, ladies, ask before you touch.
You know, most of the time if you're talking to a guy, the guy's going to be okay with it. So you ain't going to get rejected, you know. So don't worry about it. So consent is paramount in such settings. And disregarding this fundamental rule can result in expulsion from the club. Now, why is the alcohol mentioned in this? It's because, guess what happens when the alcohol gets you? You lower your inhibitions. You think everyone's the sex is in the ear.
It smells like sex, smells like fucking, and boom. You're touching everything and anything that's moving. Well, you might not, those people may not want you touching them. So familiarizing yourself with the club's regulations is another crucial aspect of ensuring a positive and safe experience.
By adhering to the established rules and guidelines, you may not only contribute to the harmonious functioning of the club, but also demonstrate your commitment to creating a welcoming and inclusive environment for all patrons.
In the cases of any uncertainties regarding the rules rules do not hesitate to seek clarification from the club staff to avoid any potential misunderstandings when i was working at caliente in the sex rooms before they got shut down they would make the people they say hey read it and stuff like that they would make the people read the rules and they had a saying in there there was one of the rules i think it was like rule 12 or 13 there was something in there that was you would have to say to them to make sure you read it and all that and they would tell you there's something in there you have to repeat and people would read them now did they glaze over them yeah because i did too when i would go there i would just glaze over i'm gonna give a fuck you know whatever i already know the rules i know keep my fucking hands to myself and i'm all good so you know by embracing the fundamental principles of respect consent adherence to a club etiquette you can enhance your overall experience and foster positive relations within the swinging community remember a considerate and respectful approach will undoubtedly result in memorable and enjoyable time at swing clubs for all parties involved yes single guys if you are respectful guess what you're going to get the action all right i don't and you know it might not be the women you know it might not be the supermodels with the fake tits and the nice asses there but you mom mom that mom bods and all that stuff are still good guys don't forget them they need loving too and they're good at fucking and they're probably more of them are better at sucking too so you know you you might be able to you know get one of those if you're just are respectful and you're considerate and you're not in a hurry now i know sometimes you know you don't want to be at at the club at 2 fucking and all that.
So, you know, make sure you give yourself enough time to fuck and have a great time. All right? So that is some of the etiquette that you're going to have at a swingers club. All right? So, you know, and like I said, this is also, we're going to talk about the different swinging. So if you're at a club and you are respectful, you're not hammered and drunk and all that, there are some different types of swinging that are out there. And we're going to go over.
We're deep into the podcast, so I want to just briefly go over them because we all know what they are anyways. So, you know, what types of swinging are there? You know, there are couples like voyeurism.
And those are the type of anyways so you know what types of swinging are there you know there are couples like voyeurism and those are the type of people you know that are fun but to me are kind of boring because they just they just like to watch so many swingers enjoy observing other couples or groups engaging in sexual activities a practice commonly been in on-site swing clubs watching one partners with others can also be a popular voyeuristic activity in the swinger community i love those guys i love those guys where they love watching their wife be taken by a bunch of guys and all that that's always you gentlemen you're doing god's work however it is important to respect boundaries and avoid intruding on private moments unless explicitly invited to join now they might watch and after a while they get all horned up they start fucking out in the open and stuff like that i see that all the time you see that all the time at the clubs you guys know that but you know they don't want to be bothered by you they don't want you to join in they don't mind fucking next to you or anything like that.
So before you do anything, before you start touching, you know, ask. Ask before you touch. And that's why hopefully you're not drunk, so you're not doing something stupid and foolish.
Voyeurs and exhibitionists often find compatibility in the swinging lifestyle as both sides appreciate the thrill of being watched or watching others engage in sexual acts another type of swinger uh term that we have and it's exhibitionism all right now exhibitionists derive pleasure from being watched while engaging in sexual activities or showcasing their intimacy. This can involve putting on a show for an audience or sharing in group encounters.
Respectful communication and consent are paramount with open invitations to join only offered when welcomed. Alright? So, you know, I find a lot of sometimes voyeurism and extradition go hand in hand.
You know, they might start off watching but then later they they start fucking and they start showing off which is good it's you know you always have to have those fire starters you know those people that go to the club and they're not waiting until two in the morning to start having sex or anything like that they go back there they go back to the rooms and bada boom bada bing they're having fun they having a a great time so you know you got those exhibitionists that like to show off you know if i always said if i had an eight inch uh cock i would be more of an exhibitionist i'd be showing that thing off to anybody that want to see it because you know big cock is good to have so swingers who are exhibitionists are easily identical identifiable in a club settings as they are usually open and visible about their activities.
Yeah, you're going to know because they're not the ones going behind the doors and closing the doors. They're the ones out in the middle of the group room fucking and having a great time. So you know who they're going to be. Or they're out in the dance floor and she's sucking his cock and shit like that on the dance floor, things like that. I've seen that, you know. It's like, okay, she's sucking his cock on the dance floor.
Now, this is something you don't really see that much anymore or anyone talks about it anymore. Soft swinging. What is the hell is soft swinging, especially you newbies? Well, soft swinging is a common entry point for new swingers, offering a controlled environment to explore boundaries and establish rules. This approach allows couples to engage in various forms or foreplay while maintaining specific limits such as abstaining from vaginal penetration.
Communication and mutual understanding of boundaries are crucial components of soft swinging, as it permits couples to navigate their swinger lifestyle with minimum jealousy or discomfort.
As individuals become more more comfortable they may transition into full swinging experiences by navigating the diverse types of swinging and understanding the nuances within each category individuals can find their preferred level of engagement in the swinging lifestyle you could be soft so that would mean you know we're soft when i first started it was always soft swing or full swap and most of the people i was with was full slop and things like that but you know more and more people are getting involved in swinging and they're you know they're they're interested in it but they don't really want to add a third or a fourth into their fold right now so they want to have sex with other people around them and you know maybe go in the same room they see a couple they like they think they're good looking they want to see them naked they want to see them fuck but they don't want to have any penetration no cocks going inside any pussies or anything like that and they just decide well we'll fuck in the same room same bed or different beds and stuff like that but we're not swapping partners so those are what soft swappers are you know they can work their way now is it guaranteed that they're going to work their way into full swap no it's never a guarantee because you never know because sometimes this is just a fantasy they just want to do it a couple times and that's it and they're going to go on their merry way uh but you know you never know what can happen with the couple then there's the full swap full swinging the quintessential association with the swinging lifestyle often centers around what is known as full swap or full swinging full swinging involves couples mutually engaging in full sexual activities including intercourse and the exploration of various fantasies unlike soft swinging soft swap full swinging typically transcends boundary limitations although individual couples may have specific personal boundaries that should be communicated and respected beforehand this form of swinging garners high participation yet it is important to approach it cautiously particularly for couples new to swinging the potential for jealousy may arise make it advisable for newcomers to consider starting with soft swinging initially I would say that too I would think I would give that same advice where you should try it do it in front of people then do it behind closed door in front of people then if you're all cool with it you all right with seeing your girl get pounded by another dude you're all right with your man getting uh rolled by another woman go right ahead and do it it's that when you have to be very careful that you are making the right decision to add people into your sex life because sex is very, you know, to a lot of young kids, a lot of these younger millennials and Gen Zers or whatever the fuck else they are, you know, they get emotional when they have sex with someone.
You know, Gen Zer boomers, we don't give a fuck. We're old. We just want to fucking have a good time, nut, and have a great night. Go to bed. Well, you know, the younger crowd, they want to have that connection and all that. So you've got to be very careful and talk with other people. Maybe full swap is not for you because you might start catching feelings. And you see it on my Swinger Society Facebook group. You see them all the time where they talk about my husband starts talking to the girl.
i think he's starting to have feelings for her my wife is doing the same thing she's talking to a guy all the time now the group chad's gone to just them too stuff like that and yeah it's possible some shit like that can happen man and i'm sorry about that but you know you got to be very careful decide when you open that pandora's box it can't be closed again i'm telling you that right now you know the duchess of dick when she came on and talked about her story her pandora box is wide open and she can't close that bitch anymore it's open there and she can't be the monogamous type anymore she wants that dick and that's why we love her for it so group swinging also another one group swinging let's see what group swinging is opening open swinging is also referred to the same room swinging it's a subset within the realm of swinging styles in open swinging all sexual activities occur in the same room when a group of swingers come together for play this can encompass various scenarios including one-on-one encounters threesomes group sex orgies game bang some open swinging groups may even allow voyeurs to observe their activities all right i never heard of group swinging i just heard full swap close swinging known as separate room swinging is commonly associated with full swap swingers but that's where you would take one partner go in one room the other partner go into the next room all right so you should you're so basically you're exchanging partners uh in this and all that so moreover close swinging enables individuals to fulfill fantasies that might not align with their partner's interests you know sometimes like like my friend her she's in the kink i'm not into the kink i'm just a swinger so she goes off and does her thing with other men and all that doesn't bother one bit.
So she can go do it and get her jollies off and all that. So with that, that is our show for today. I hope you enjoyed it. Learning about etiquette. Don't drink too much, guys. Shave those cock and balls.
Ladies, make sure you, if you take a shit at the club, make sure you clean that asshole out real good because we don't want to smell your shit when we're bending you over fucking you at the club but don't worry about it ac it's still gonna pump yeah it ain't gonna fucking stop me from pumping anyways remember go to swinging single podcast.com see all things ac go to all the twitters and all the TikToks and all that, Swinging Single Podcast. I'm all there, Instagram, Facebook, and everything.
Any clubs out there wanting me to do a live show, get at me at SwingingSinglePodcast at gmail.com. I'll come to your club, do a show live from your lovely swinger club, promote it give you the honest review of it and let people know about they should come but with that everybody shave your cock and balls and keep swinging america
