In this episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, host AC Maxwell presents a tantalizing collection of 14 adventurous and titillating bucket list ideas tailored for the swinging community. From exotic locations to exhilarating experiences, we'll explore and discuss a diverse range of activities that cater to the spirited and open-minded nature of swingers. Whether you're seeking inspiration for your next escapade or simply intrigued by the world of swinging, join us for an episode packed with exciting and liberating suggestions.
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welcome swinging aficionados to the swinging single podcast where we celebrate the uninhibited exploration of love passion and connection i'm your host ac maxwell and today we're diving into the exhilarating discussion tailored for the adventurous hearts among us it's all about those titillizing bucket list ideals that ignite the fury spirits of swinging couples everywhere.
So whether you're a seasoned swinger singing new thrills or a curious soul opening the door to a world of possibilities, you're in for a treat from unraveled experiences to boundary pushing adventures.
We cultivated a collection of 14 bucket list ideals that promise to redefine your swinging journey so at least your imagination stir your desires and join me as we embark on a thrilling exploration of passion intimacy and ex exhaustible excitement get ready to be inspired tantalized and captivated as we unveiled those unforgivable swinger bucket list. So without further ado, let's dive into today's show and chart a course for boundless discovery. This is the Swinging Single Podcast.
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We are going to talk about 14 bucket list ideals, you and yourby or you as a i guess you as a single can do it too but hey whatever make it what it is make it your list so but before then make sure you go to the swinging single podcast.com and check out all my stuff ac get my pictures and all that find out where i'm going and all that clubs let's see let's hear you you let's hosting an event let's see what you got i come out there do a nice little podcast live coming to me live and all that and interview you do interview some of the people that want to be interviewed uh just send me a email at swing and single podcast at gmail.com we get that situated uh no cost to you or anything like that just want to come out make some content with people not porn content but just talk about good old swinging also go to doobie energy that's doobie d-u-b-b-y dot g-g go there put your uh promo code swinging single and you get some discounts i get some money too i get a little cut on it you know we all gotta make ain't making any money here, so, you know, like I do.
I do it for the love of the sex. I love fucking. Last episode was about cream pies. Now we're going to talk about some sexy ideals you and your wife can have on a night out of town. What are some of the bucket list ideals some swingers have? Now, if you don't have any bucket list ideals, that's fine.
You you know we can always talk about that uh and you can always copy off of me like i said everything is written you know on the line so you can really find a lot of this stuff online so you know just google bucket list ideals that you can have what we like to do maybe you can come up with a but your own bucket list with your partners and our partner partners or whatever you're, poly and all that. So you can come up with some good stuff. But anyways, so let's talk about this.
Now, 14 bucket list ideas for couples. Have you ever considered creating a swingers bucket list and add excitement to your life? Have you? I can't say I have.
I just like to go out and fuck there's really much there ain't much to ac really not uh there ain't no big deep uh findings or anything like that not doing shakespeare in the park or whatever i'm just a regular straight single bi-friendly single male that loves to fuck and have fun so the earlier you begin the more thrilling experiences can be.
Like I said, you know, when you're younger, you know, the cock stands up a little harder, you know, the, the pussy's a little bit wetter and all that stuff. So you can like have some little fun with that. So, uh, to kickstart your venture into compelling a swinger bucket list, I have come up with, or we have come up with 14 exhilarating bucket list ideals that are bound to pique your interest. Now, like I said, this is just entertainment only. This ain't what you have to do.
You don't have to do any of this. This is just a way for you guys to get an idea. You know, maybe you didn't think about stuff like this or anything like that, and I'm helping you out. You're welcome. But anyways, like I said, you don't have to do this list. You can always come out with some of your own. I just want you to start thinking about what you can do and all that stuff. So what are some of the 15 exhilarating swinger bucket list ideals that I came up with?
Well, I have noticed a lot in the past couple of years that a more people are doing porn on OnlyFans. You can call it content creation, stuff like that, but I have noticed that more and more people are doing that type of thing. So why not collaborate with another couple or group to make a pornographic movie? I saw on Twitter the Hot Wife Tour is in in New Jersey. I believe it's at some New Jersey erotica event that's there this weekend.
Why not get ahold of them and start, you know, have, see if your wife's a hot wife, uh, maybe she could, you know, do a movie with them. Now that being said, what about if both of you want to be in that movie together? There are tons of couples on OnlyFans that are professional. They're not amateur. They're professional because they do some really good fucking shooting. Like I said, I talked about last one yesterday or earlier tonight.
I talked about one that was doing one that were a bisexual couple, both bi. The male and female are bi, and they're very open and out about about it and they do great material they have great editing they do great uh filming and all that some of their filming they really need a camera person there especially when they have two couples and they're trying to you know keep the camera on them and all that they need a cameraman so you know, you know, just a little advice. Love, Wren, XO.
Have a camera guy, camera woman there when you're out with all their partners. But anyways, so you might be able to hook up with one of these couples. They can show you the ropes or they can just do one with you. Now, the problem is, do you want people to see your face?
Now you have to talk about stuff like that are you going to want them to see your face yes or no maybe so who knows but you know you could do a pornographic movie all right so that's number one i think i put that number one because everyone wants to do a porn and when you first get your camera what do you do take dick pics and pussy pics and tits pits and you send them to everybody so number two engage in sexual activities with a different couple in each state. Here's one.
I know a couple that's actually doing this. They have a, you know, you ever see an RV driving down the road and they have a map of the United States and they have stickers on certain states? Those are stickers that they have been to. So what they do, as they go through a state, they put a sticker on there saying, hey, we've been to Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, so on and so on. Thank you. Those are stickers that they have been to.
So what they do, as they go through a state, they put a sticker on there saying, hey, we've been to Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, so on and so on. What you can do is create a map. And this is especially this is really good if you are a traveling couple. If you're a traveling couple that goes to, you know, get a weekend vacation somewhere and all that, you can really fuck a lot of couples from other states.
Think about it you go to Vegas shit who what state is not in Vegas at any one time I want to predict I still say that in any day Monday through Sunday you have all 50 states represented in Vegas there's someone from every even Montana South North Dakota there's probably someone there representing now are they swingers i don't know but it's a good possibility that you do start fucking people from other states and just take a note of it and you just you know color in you know use your kids coloring crayons and stuff like that uh and do that and find out how many people you can fuck how about if you're a real swinger and you're actually swingers do it for a year do it for a year that'd be a great thing to do for you honey let's see how many people you can fuck.
How about if you're a real swinger and you're actually swingers, do it for a year. Do it for a year. That'd be a great thing to do for you. Honey, let's see how many couples we can fuck from different states. Now, you might not be able to get them all, but you know what? I don't think it's going to be a very bad time that you're going to have trying to find all these couples from different states and fuck each of them. Each of them. All right? Another one. Number three.
This could be very complicated, but it could be a lot of fun. Host a swingers house party. This is where it comes, I think about, is it something I would love to host? I think I would be a great host, I think, because I tell people my parties are DTF. They're down the fuck.
If you not if you just want to watch just not this thing i want to host a party like that because you know what if people are fucking and having a good time you guess who has a good time all the people and guess what when you have another party they're going to come back now as a single guy it's going to be a little harder to for that because people don't trust single men for good reasons just like i don't trust a lot of couples for good reasons there's not a bad couples out there but with hosting a swingers party as a host and i can tell you this from my 26 plus years experience you can't be around at these parties your job is to host and host this is to make sure your guests are having a great time.
Now, that is if, I know a couple in Houston, they paid their mortgage by hosting swinger parties. Every fucking Saturday night, they host a swinger party. And they make people, they charge people to come in. You got two options. Just have a party and just have a group of people come over, which would be the preferred.
Or two, you can have a group of people and over which would be the preferred or two you can have a group of people and charge them like like the people that make that were paying their mortgage because they don't i don't know for whatever reason they want to charge people i don't go i went to there once i don't go to their place again house parties should be free they shouldn't be costing but anyways so as a host you're supposed to make sure you uh people are having fun so if you want to have fun this probably i don't listen it's your house party do whatever you want to cry if you want to but i guess as a spirit swinger you should take care of your guests first and that's the main priority but if it's your party i guess you can say can say, you know what, 10 o'clock, the door is closed, let's all get naked and start fucking.
You can do that. You can host a house party. Now, two, another thing that you have to worry about, the people that you invite. If you're new to the scene, you don't know a lot of people. You don't know anybody. I'm going to tell you this. We don't know truly no people.
Ask people who are divorced why they got divorced did they know their partner for real you know you see all these true crimes and you know you see these the warning signs are there but they don't know they don't see it they don't want to see it maybe and yet the people will sit there saying well you know i didn't know that person at all yeah we don't really know a lot of people all right so now you're inviting a bunch of strangers over to your house and if you got a nice house you care about your house and stuff like that you don't want shit destroyed uh you might think twice before doing a hosting swingers party now i will tell you this.
Swingers are usually great guests. They're not very bad. It's not like you just invite a bunch of random strangers over and there's a bunch of crazy-ass dudes, you know? It wasn't like me in high school where I'll break shit. Swingers are very respectful of other people's house. Except for you got the ones, you got some swingers, couples, a lot of couples that don't know how to clean up after themselves. I'm talking about used condoms.
There's still them on the fucking ground the wrappers on the ground and all that but in general they're mostly very clean people they don't fuck around uh you don't they don't try to steal your shit because that's another thing you got valuables there so you better lock all the valuables up you got guns this is texas right you got guns in your uh place you need to uh lock those up so you you need to take some precautions you know like i went to a swinger house party in clear lake one time and it was it's just i don't it was just weird that they're they would have their kids rooms open to fucking so i got their teenage daughters posters and shit i'm pounding some hot wife on the bed and I'm looking at fucking pictures of NSYNC and Backstreet Boys and fucking Nelly and shit like that it's like just weird that you know but you know they didn't give a shit so you know what my dick didn't care it was hard and it stayed hard so hosting a circus party is a lot of could be a lot of fun but it costs to be a lot of work.
So you got to outweigh the cons. Is the work hard or is the work not, is it worth, is it worth it or not? So that's number three, hosting a swingers house party. Let's see. Number four, participate as a focal point of a gangbang. Ladies.
So this isn't for ladies or gay men ladies if you want to be center of attention we know you girls you all sit there say you're not but you're all attention whores you know you are why not why not you know participate in a you know a gangbang for your man or woman or whatever you have out there you know so you know be the focal point be the center point i have been to many of these gangbangs i remember when i started gangbangs were all the rage every fucking We'll be right back.
you know so you know be the focal point be the center point i have been to many of these gang bangs i remember when i started gang bangs were all the rage every fucking weekend i was at a different gang bang you know then all of a sudden gang bangs have went away they're not that much popular anymore so it's kind of like oh okay so it was tough it was easy back in the day now it's tough you know a lot of gang bangs don't you know take place anymore uh why i probably the intimidation factors you got a lot of guys and all that and plus i don't think the new couples newbies know how to organize a gang bang they don't know how to tell guys back the fuck off when i'm when i'm at a club you know you know when i took my my friend to trapeze in miami you know i had no problem telling guys back off get away we're not interested in you we're interested in him but we're not interested in you and i think a lot of couples don't know how to deal with that yet or they never will and that's why they have a lot of anger towards single guys because they have to tell these guys no now the guys are just sitting there i'm just how do i know i'm watching your wife you your wife give you a hand job blowing you or you're fucking your wife and i'm jerking off i don't know that you're angry about that how am i posting though you're in public and you're fucking doing that so i'm assuming that it's okay for me to you know get a little fun out of this show uh all that.
But you've got to be able to say no. You've got to be able to tell guys no. If you can't do that, don't do a gangbang. Don't be part of it because you will have – there are always bad apples everywhere. And there's bad couples and there's bad singles and single men and all that. So you know you've got to just be able to tell guys no. And also, it's very frustrating when you do schedule a gangbang because you say, your wife will say, man, I really want to get 10 guys.
You're like, holy shit, you want to fuck 10 guys? Yeah, honey. All right, let's do it. So you invite 10 guys. Two of them show up. So it turns out to be a threesome. It's not a gangbang. Well, the rule of thumb I always had was if you want 10, invite 20. You want 5, invite 10 or 15 guys because guess what? The fantasy is tougher in the reality. And also, the guys can't stay hard. You don't know. I love that my cock has been able to stay hard among other penises, other cocks.
I had no problem with that from day one. And still today, I don't have no problem with it. But today, I see guys, young dudes, in fact, young guys. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? What are these young people eating? But young guys that, you know, can't get hard in a group setting. They have to be behind closed doors, just one-on-one. And I'm like, hell no, I don't need that shit. As long as there's a time and place for everything.
And I can find a place, and I can find a time, and I'm going to be hard. Now, after 10 times of fucking that night, maybe I can't get hard as much as I could.
But, you know, I can still go to pound town in front of everybody in the room and ain't gonna hurt me but you also gotta remember that some guys can't get hard the fantasy is is better than reality guys want to do a game bang because it's fucking pussy and yet when it comes down to it all right so that's number four be a focal point in the game bang ladies, get involved in the reverse gangbang scenario. That's where hubby gets to fuck a bunch of women.
This is not very common, and I don't ever see, I see some porn videos where they do this.
So, you know, it's kind of hard to get this because you got to find a group of women, three, four, five, six women, that are willing to fuck your husband in front of everybody or just in front of you and you don't sing creepy now this could be done at a house party where you know this is the whole focal point each husband gets around with all the women uh and all that you can do that that's gonna be what you could combine two of these you can find the host on swingers party and do a reverse gangbang say this is what we're gonna do ladies we're going to we're gonna invite seven couples, ten couples, and the girls on Swingers Party and do a reverse gangbang.
Say, this is what we're going to do, ladies. We're going to invite seven couples, 10 couples, and the girls are going to take each man and lay them on the bed and we're going to fuck the shit out of them. And when they're done, we'll get the next husband. They're done. You go on and so on and so on. So you do a reverse gangbang where the gentlemen are the focal point in this. Guys, we got to have our attention too. We love attention and all that.
All that that good stuff But you could try doing that I have never done that before But you know Like I said I'm a stag I like watching my partners fuck other men And couples and all that I'm not interested in the whole Give me more pussy I don't use women as a coupon like a lot of single guys in the lifestyle they use little women as a coupons i don't you do that i when i take a girl i want a girl to go and enjoy herself because you know what is if she enjoys herself guess what she's gonna love going to the club and she's gonna love to want to go more so that's number game bank scenario.
Number six, challenge yourself to see how many individuals you and your partner can have sex with in a single day. Now, do not bet your wife that you can fuck more women and she can fuck more, who will fuck more. Because this is the reality, gentlemen. You're only as good as your woman. Your woman will always beat you in one of these. It's like when guys go, oh, I bet you I can get more numbers than you, honey. No, guess what?
She's going to get more because guys have an inflated ego of themselves. Now, I always tell this. If guys, you know what, if men really need, couples need to, men who don't like, married men who, couples that don't like single guys, they need to go to a club. A club that they've never been to before and see how it is as a single guy, how we're treated. Because we're not treated nicely.
We ask, we can say hello to someone in a nice way, not in a mean, I want to fuck your wife way, but in a nice, polite way, respectful way, and we get shitted on for it, all right? Now, like I said, every bad apple, there's a lot of bad apples, so they influence a lot of things, which shouldn't be, because you know what? That would mean that since I had a shitty couple weeks ago, a couple weeks ago, that means that every couple from now on is going to be shitty? No. It means everyone's different.
Maybe they were having a bad day. Maybe that guy was having a bad day. Who knows? And all that. But with that, alright, men swingers that are couples, some men have inflated egos about themselves because they got a beautiful wife. So more and more people are attracted to them and more and more people are going to talk to them. So they get, oh, well, I must be attractive. Thank you.
themselves because they're they got a beautiful wife so more and more people are attracted to them and more and more people are going to talk to them so they get oh well i must be attractive but when it really comes down to it the women are the key they are the key if your woman is very beautiful very hot very sexual very fucking extroverted you're going to have a a greater time than anybody else because you know she's going to be out there she's going to be a social butterfly she's going to talk to everyone and she's going to get the conversation started and people are going to want to fuck her and fuck and they'll fuck you because you're in the picture now if you could if you would ask a couple hey would you fuck him they'll be like in their'll be like, no.
We're fucking this guy because the wife's fucking him because, you know, I want to fuck the wife and so on and so on. Let's face it. That's how it really is. A lot of people take one for the team in the swinger lifestyle, even though they don't say so. Everyone says, well, you don't take one for the team. Bullshit. You have taken one for the team, and you will take one for the team. Anyways, so a lot of these guys have inflated egos and all that. The women are always going to win.
The women can go to a bar and get fucked by every guy in the bar. You can go to a bar, and you might get a hand job for one girl. And that one girl is probably going to be some ugly-ass woman. So, you know, don't get upset, man. When your wife goes to pound town eight times in a day, you might get one pound town or two pound towns, all right? So, see, set up a challenge that you can do. Don't get jealous because your wife has more because she's always going to get more, guys.
If your wife is very beautiful, she's always going to win out every time with you. Everyone's going love her and all that stuff now unless she's a real raging bitch then that might be a different story and she's just comes off as a raging bitch to everybody then that might be a different story but then but then again you know a lot of people put that away say hey let's just fuck because they want to fuck her so challenge yourself see how many you too can have sex with in a single day.
Set this up in a day when you have nothing to do. Don't do it on a Monday when you got to come home from work. Okay, that's just stupid. Do it on a day. You got a vacation day or whatever. Take a day off. Set up as many dates as you can. Hump day. Do it on a Wednesday. Take the day off work and see how many people come over and fuck you. So that's number six.
Number seven, perform a live for a group of people this is where you can do this at a swinger club this would be a great time for a swinger club right here because you don't want to do a live sex show a group of people when you go to the olive garden all right you don't want that all right because you could probably go to prisons i'm thinking so you don't want to be doing that now what you could do go to a swinger club you go you got a bunch look google swinger club in your area and just go to one of those places and do a sex show in front of fuck in front of everybody you know they all most swinger clubs have a group room where you can do that some group rooms are better than others so i don't know the group room at fucking excellent.
Love it. They have very few rooms, so that means people are out there fucking and having a good time. And there's nowhere to hide and all that, so that's great. So that's, I'm sorry. I just had a thought about what I would do if I owned a swing club. So, you know, do a group love. Have a group sex or whatever. So have a sex show in front of a group group. Eight, number eight, explore being sex slaves at a swingers gathering. Alright? This could be some fun for you, you know.
Are you willing, especially if you're a newbie, find out what, push your boundaries. Are you okay with this?
So that could be an awesome one to test your boundaries, see what you like, like don't like and all that stuff number nine visit a nightclub and engage in sexual encounters with a stranger now you could do this anywhere because what you can do is pick up a guy pick up a couple and fuck them in your car or take them back to a hotel and fuck them and have a great time so you could do this anywhere this does not have to be at a swinger club but if you want to be safe you want to be able to get the chances of scoring higher i would go to a swinger club number 10 act as a naked body buffet tables at a central party you ever see those where they eat sushi off the ladies you can do that have a host combine some of these host a swinger party with a game bang uh or a reverse game bang and let people eat food off your body see look at me i'm thinking i'm thinking for you people all right because i love you guys i love all my fans and all that stuff i love people who i just love people who listen to my show and actually listen to my bullshit all right anyways 11 attend a swingers club or party in every state this will be hard to do because you know i don't know are there swinger clubs in montana south dakota north dakota there has to be something all right but this is once again easy done if you are travelers you know if you're a traveling traveling uh salesman or your content creators where you're making fucking $50,000 a month just posting your porn videos online.
Fuck, man. Please, I just want to do some content with some of you. I want to make some money. Let's go. Come on. Swinginsinglepodcast at gmail.com. Hit me up. I'll do everything. I'll get tested, more tested and all that stuff that I already am. I'll do whatever.
Let's make some money and that so anyways so go to I think that's a great one if you're a traveling couple now if you're not a traveling couple this might not be an ideal one but think about this say like you go on a family vacation you know can you get away from the kids for a night go to a swinger club in that party you know you go to Florida you you go to new york you go to chicago whatever go find a club there and take a mom and dad night date night and you know what if you have grandma with you grandpa with you they can watch the kids while you go out you know no one's the wiser because you know what no one's gonna think oh they're going to a swinger party why are they always going out well you're going out because you're in panama city or you're in fucking tampa Tampa or you're in Miami or you're in Chicago or you're in L.A.
You're going to go out. But try, if you do family vacations, see if you can find a way to bring grandma, grandpa, or a babysitter, and you go, you know, you have one of your days out.
And that's possibly a way you can attend turn every attend every swinger club plus also what i think it is good for is that you see if you come to clubs in your hometown you can see our clubs in your hometown any good how do they compare because like i said i compare my the clubs here where i live and i view them differently than what when i go out to other clubs because i see what they better or what they do worse. So that's number 11, attend a swinger club in every state.
12, accompany another couple to a nightclub and observe the flirtatious interactions between the men, women, or men with other couples or singles. All right. 13, fulfill a sexual fantasy. Whatever one you have, guys, two females, women, two females, women, two men, whatever it is, guys, you're vicarious, fuck another dude, I guess. Fulfill a sexual fantasy together. The last one, fourteenth, step outside your comfort zones and try something new and daring, all right? Like being a sex slave.
I don't know if I could give full control to someone. Because to someone because you know what like i said i don't really trust someone they might try to stick dildos up my asshole and shit like that like you saw on euro euro trip and all that and i don't want to i don't want none of that you know my shit's exit only you want to lick my asshole that's fine but you ain't sticking anything in there but anyway so those are those are the 14 exhilarating swinger bucket lists.
Now, let's talk about them. So, let me see. Do I want to talk about them? But let's go over them. I already went over them. Let's do it again. So, let's get into the specifics. Engaging in sexual encounters with a different couple in every state, making an ideal swinger bucket list item for those who relish traveling. Like I said, mark your experience on a map of the U.S. by placing a pin in each state. Color it. Use your kid's stuff. All right? So you can do all that. So those are great tips.
I mean, great things you can do. Like I said, I love the map thing because I think it's cool you guys can do it together.
You can be creative if you got like some adobe coloring thing on your computer you can really do some cool stuff uh with it and all that so you know and all that great stuff so uh let's see what else what else do i want to talk about all right so i did the 14 those are good now let's talk a little more about tonight so tonight i decided i'm going to go hit up colette's uh it's hot wife night and we're going to see if anything's good out there or anything like that you know sometimes as i go into the past and colette's it has been not much going on in terms of action or anything like that usually it's the same old same old you You know.
Same couples there, same people there. It's nothing different. I haven't been there in a while, about all summer. I haven't been there all summer. And the reason why is because, like I said, I wanted to take time off from going there because, like I said, you go there.
I was going there pretty much every Friday because, you I like Colette's Colette's is clean it's bigger it's not super overrun by people and dudes and all that because you go to some clubs it's like 20,000 dudes they I always say every club I don't know why these clubs don't do it but they don't put limits on single guys you gotta put this I'm a single guy would always say you need limits, 10 at the most.
You don't need a hundred dudes wandering around because that's where you get problems because alcohol, even alcohol for couples is bad. These couples get drunk. They start acting stupid. They cause problems at your club and all that. And now you're fucked.
So I always said, our clubs should a cap like i when i take go to the green door in vegas there's no cap and there's like fucking million guys running around and they're all fucking zombies it's horrible every stereotype about single men is true when you go to the green uh door then you got like when i went to trapeze fucking shitload of men all over the place it It's like, how many guys do you need? You know? I can see if it's like a hot wife party. Well, yeah, you let more and more guys in.
Fine, that's good. Let them in. But if you're not, it's just a regular night. Don't let so many guys in. Keep the levels down because guess what?
If I'm a guy, I'm paying $200, $300 to get in get in if i'm getting in and i gotta compete with 100 other dudes i'm not gonna waste my money there now if i go there and there's 10 guys and i get laid guess what i'm thinking about doing next weekend going back spending my 300 bucks and getting laid that's what i'm thinking so i don't know why a lot of clubs do that.
So I'm going to go back to Colette's tonight, see what's going on, see if there's any new blood there or new couples there, see if anything changed or anything like that. But I don't know. I hope it's a better experience. I hope there's a little more people and all that. But like I said, Colette's is a real good club. I've been to Colette's New Orleans. Awesome. Fucking greatest club. Probably one of the best clubs in the area in the States with Texas, Louisiana, all that.
Colette's in Dallas is a fucking hotbed. It's packed. It's great, too. So there's a lot of good Colette's clubs.
Even on a Friday, they'll be packed, and it's amazing amazing but the one in Houston is not so much I don't know about the Austin one I haven't been to the Austin one no one's invited me to go but you know I got to get out there one day and check it out to see so I'm gonna go do that tonight maybe a hit up uh the Imperial Playhouse a friend of mine he hosts gang bangs and orgies at his house and you know you go out there i don't like the area that it's in it's kind of in the ghetto so and you know at the dark it gets a little hazy fuzzy there so i kind of like try to stay away when it gets dark but i might go there check it out see what's out there see who's who's fucking who's not fucking there and do all that great stuff and and check that check that bitch out.
See if there's anything good there. Uh, and so, you know, it's a hot wife night and hopefully there's a lot of hot wives there looking for extra men. Uh, she, Oh, I shaved my cock and balls. Got that all set. Shaved my face, got my haircut looking fresh, got my smoking jacket on and got my shirt on.
I'm all looking good right now But anyways So that's for me tonight My future plans I think I'm going to head down I asked a girlfriend of mine She would like to go to Secrets Because I can't go to Secrets alone anymore I can't stay there alone at least Because they require two people in every room Or two or more people in every room Which I really really hate because I really miss going, just taking a weekend to go in there and relax and by myself. And you know what?
I can say, yeah, it's fun going with someone, but it's also fun for me also to go by myself because I don't have to entertain no one. When I get annoyed by people or the crowd or it gets too much, I can just walk into my room, relax, lay down. I don't know.
I don't have to entertain no one when i get annoyed by people or the crowd or it gets too much i can just walk into my room relax lay down uh redo myself and you know find what's going on you know i don't have to uh entertain so to so to speak but you know unfortunately management changed the decision said hey you gotta have to two people and i wish they would change that back because i don't know what's the big deal was there really a lot of single guys taking up rooms single females taking up rooms uh i don't think so what like when i would be there to be maybe one or two other guys there okay so that's three rooms that were taken up the rest of her couples and all that so it was really there wasn't really that big of a deal i thought that uh that singles are there but i guess uh they felt otherwise then i also thought about buying a place there he goes oh i could buy a place because they they sell them then you have to fix them up and all that i was like i got 200k in the bank so i could just sit there waiting for an investment because you can rent out the rooms too like i think it's like a 50 i don't know i think or 60 40 i don't know what the split is but then you know they came up this rule i'm like fuck why would i want to own a place that doesn't even want me there in the first place so i was like no i'll take my money elsewhere because they had uh uh, they had some rooms there cheap.
I think like a hundred, a hundred K, 120 K. They're not big rooms. So they're not real estate, prime real estate. People think they're worth a lot of money, but the problem is they got to remember you, if you're trying to sell that, you are got a small portion of people that want to buy that place. You can't just sit there.
Not looking for a uh a hotel room and a swingers resort like swing like secrets so you got a small window of people that you can sell it to so the prices i don't know why i think they're skyrocketing for some reason because they're over inflating it but that's fine because then people are going to realize that they're not going to be able to pay the price when the shit hits the fan after this election and trust me, it's going to hit the fan and it's going to be hard times for a lot of people that these homes are going to go cheaper, so I'm waiting, I'm going to wait and pounce on one, when it gets cheaper and all that, you know, like an asshole but anyways, so hopefully go to Secrets sometime in December and hopefully have some fun there.
You know, I always have fun at Secrets, no matter if I don't get any or not. It's always fun to watch people and see what they're doing and all that, who they're doing and all that. Let's see, Secrets Hideaway. I'm checking out rooms right now because you never know. So I might be there in December sometime and all that. Let's see. Secret's Hideaway. I'm checking out rooms right now because you never know. So I might be there in December sometime and all that. But anyways, I'll be there.
Hopefully she can go because you know what? She's a fun, as much as, uh, you know, she is fun to hang out with. She, she does make a time fun and all that, uh, time fly and all that. fly and all that let's see okay and search so I'm looking at the rooms for I put December 13th through December 15th I don't like a stay a weekend and let's see what rooms they got a lot of rooms open so that's good because you know king let me see. New, there's a new one. So, let's see what they got.
So, $398 for the whole weekend, that's not bad, $400. Let's see, well, don't they have pitchers? Oh, they do. I don't know about this. Let's see the shower. I really like the steamy. Okay, steamy, steamy. The door. Okay. Oh, the shower's alright. I want to shower where we can fucking have a film and shit. So that's not a good place. Alright, let's see another one.
that was a it's a brand new one it's 242 cream king royal interior interiors are always good to have uh because you know that's where you can just walk outside and have a lot of fun king fantasy no i don't want to do that one uh let's see this new one okay this looks like a nice shower okay shower's not. This new one. Okay. This looks like a nice shower. Okay. Shower's not too, nah. I want a nice shower. So it doesn't seem like there's a lot of good rooms available where the showers are crazy.
All right. Let's see. Ooh, they got one with the fuck room. The swing.
I'll either get her up on a swing because i think she'll like that that little slut she'll be a little slut you know that so i don't know if you've been to secrets how did you like the rooms because i really like the rooms and all that they're great anyways so oh 40 minutes all right so i think about doing that uh december 13th see what's going on see if anyone wants to go hey if anyone's listening the female that wants to go hang out for the weekend that's fine and you know i'll pay for the room and all that you just just got to get there.
So anyways, so, you know, we'll see. Now I want to get to Twitter. You know, I had a thing where I talked about hot wives. I like the fucking interview. Well, I think I'm going to continue doing that and just pick one each week.
As my search on Twitter has come, I found one sexy and she's a redhead and it's red hot wife at red hot wife 007 and i'm seeing her and she looks good she's a hot wife she visits miami atlanta nashville las vegas dallas cancun enjoy exploring with others and he loves to share me dms are open be a gentleman and be nice and i don't see she has any fucking social media other than the twitter so this is wow this is like amazing because you know i know i sound stupid but you know it's it's nice that you know she's not selling me anything or trying to sell me anything so you know i look at her stuff and i'm looking at some of her posts uh all that.
But she hasn't really posted anything in a long time, which is a bummer. June 11th, June, July 3rd and all that. So, and all that. But I love her videos. She doesn't have many, many postings. I think she has like over 100, but that's about it. But she has some really good videos of her fucking dudes. She likes, I don't know. I can't tell the guys. She don't have pictures, but she looks like a nice big cock she likes. So here's one. She's fucking a guy. He's on top of her.
Got the legs all the way up to her chest like I do. She's got a good move. Gets good penetration on that one. So sorry for keeping some of you waiting. This guy messaged me the night before saying he would fly to Vegas the next day if I would meet. I took him up on the offer, and let's just say it was awesome. He and my hubby used me thoroughly. I slept with five loads inside me that night. Somehow he knew exactly what I needed.
Hubby took lots of videos and will use them for his pleasure for months to come no pun intended all right so she didn't you know like i said they don't have any videos of this and all that but it sucks i like that last week in vegas i ended up connecting with two bulls one of them previous videos here's one of the topless pool bulls. Ooh, she's sucking. So she's got another video of her sucking a guy, getting him nice and hard, her ass.
She's got a garter belt on and thigh highs, and you see her pussy, lips, and all that, bent over. So that's pretty good. Let's see. All right. So, this is Mr. Red Hot W wife he's i guess is the husband so let me see what she says he posts this remember women are different than men they are not turned on by same visual triggers that men are can be she can be nasty and dirty in bed but she isn't all likely to do that over messages on a regular basis she loves to flirt and and tease and yada.
She doesn't want to see your cock until she either asks for a pic in person or in person when you meet. She doesn't get turned on by you bragging about the size of your cock or stamina that you have. An average looking guy with a dad bod will win her every time if he doesn't constantly talk smack, acts like a gentleman, can write complete sentences, can use proper grammar, can engage, engage your mind, doesn't ask for more photos daily. Good luck, guys. All right.
So he's trying to tell everybody, this is how you're going to fuck my girl. Do it. And he has all great points and that's the way it should be. But unfortunately, a lot of times in this world, it's not the way it is because of the way people are and all that great stuff. Gosh, she is petite. She's looking like she is a redhead. I don't know. I can't tell because a lot of her pictures are darkened. They're not in full light and all that. But she has a lot of photos of her.
She is a petite woman, and she can ride a cock. I'm watching a video of her riding the guy, the bull, that she will call him, and riding him. And you can see that. She loves a lot of lingerie. She likes to be thrown. It looks like she likes to be thrown around a lot. Practicing, she does bear back.
Like I said, she does talk about that she took five loads in her pussy that one night in vegas more of her back in vegas with this video a guy i met and flirted with at work conference eventually told him about me being a hot wife and then you hope he enjoys me sharing me and all that but she does have a cash app so you want to send her some money you can do that uh let's see i don't think she's a red i think she's a brunette red she's got some touch of red in there she's a brunette got a touch of red in there uh all that she's got a great ass great ass i'm telling you that right now nice ass so there's a lot of videos good videos i think you could put a consolation up here and you could jerk off to them and all that she does lost law does love las vegas a lot of her stuff is from las vegas out in the desert so she probably might be from vegas but she does travel we're on vacay in key west and i happen to strike a comment with a handsome guy at the bar where we're dining in conversation he mentioned that he had a boat in the nearby arena one thing led to another we went to go see the boat and have a Heavy, oh shit, I ain't gonna read all that.
Okay, hold on. I will. Heavy flirting ensued after a drink or two on the boat. He and I came more comfortable and started exchanging touches. I shoved his arm for saying something catty. He popped my ass and walked by the other drinks like that. While Hubby went outside to take a phone call, the new guy and I started making out.
By the time Hubby came back inside me, I was on my knees sucking the guy's cock while hubby went outside to take a phone call the new guy and i started making out by the time hubby came back inside i was on my knees sucking a guy's cock hubby leaned against the law drinking his bourbon and enjoyed the live porn show i was performing we ended up in the main cabin and fucked okay so yeah you see her fucking no condoms good for her good jerk and that was it that's the last one posting but she doesn't do a lot of posting.
Like I said, the last post. Oh, actually. Let's see. No, she did more. I just didn't click on it right. She's got, looks like she's got some fake titties too. So that's even better. She's got nice tits. She is an older lady. Probably, I would say, in her 40s, maybe early 50s. But, you know, she does a lot of posing.
But like I said, her last post was back in June or actually September 16th so over a month ago and that's not good you gotta have some you know some great pictures you gotta keep people intrigued and all that but I don't know what would AC know I don't know shit I'm just a dumb dumb you know dumb single male Cuban hot wife who's this Cuban hot wife oh I have her she don't have nothing she took all her stuff off I love following these people then one day they just don't have no more shit on their post anymore.
It's like all gone. So I go, I wonder what happened. When did they get caught or something like that? People they want to know, didn't want to know, found out that they're swingers or who they're fucking, slept for BBC. This is Florida Hot Wife, Florida Hot Wife 69.
Like I said, you can't, to me, Hot W fucks everybody, not just certain people, but, oh well, anyways, but anyways, you know what time it is, it's that time to get on out of here, you know, I gotta start making my, getting ready to go to Colette's, hopefully, uh, there'll be some good action there, who knows,? I would say come with me, but you will be hearing this till Wednesday or Sunday or Wednesday. Anyways, remember, go to swingandsinglepodcast.com to check out things, all things AC.
Go to, what is it? Go to my Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all the other, TikTok, all that stuff. Great shit. We'll be in there. My little opiates clips will be in there. Clips of the show will be in there. Stuff like that if you want to just hear some breakdown of it. All that. Clubs, resorts, if you want me to come on out and do a live show, do that. Couples, you want to be interviewed? So you can promote yourself, promote your content that you're creating.
Email me at swingandsingopodcasts at gmail.com. Other than that, everybody, gentlemen, shave your cock and balls and keep on swinging. It's over, you'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover Baby, I'm a holly to your joker Closer, will you put me in?
