Are You Ready for Naughty in N'awlins?
Naughty in N'awlins is the largest annual swinger convention in North America — five days, ~3,000+ attendees, a French Quarter takeover, themed nights in the host hotel, off-site parties, seminars, and the full New Orleans dial-it-up energy. It's not a quiet weekend. This quiz checks whether you're ready.
Big crowds (2,000+ lifestyle couples in one venue):
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Costume / themed dress codes:
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Stamina across 5 days:
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Public-play comfort in convention spaces:
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Pre-trip lifestyle experience:
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Scoring
For each answer, A = 3, B = 2, C = 1, D = 0. Add up your total (max 15).
Your result
- 12-15 — See you in New Orleans. Book the host hotel (or one of the official overflow hotels — most fill within hours of the room block opening), commit to the themed nights, and plan one off-day mid-week so you don't burn out. Don't skip the seminars; they're better than they sound.
- 8-11 — Go but pace yourself. Book a quieter overflow hotel a block away so your room is a real refuge. Pick three themed nights to fully commit to and mellow on the rest. Eat real meals — the temptation to live off snacks for five days is real and you'll regret it on day three.
- 4-7 — Try a smaller takeover first. Naughty is the deep end. A smaller weekend takeover (Sea Mountain weekend, a Bliss Cruise, or Top Gun at Hedo) gives you 60% of the experience at 30% of the intensity.
- 0-3 — Not yet. A 5-day, 3,000-couple convention is the wrong first step. A weekend lifestyle resort or a single club night is a more honest starting point.