Obituaries
Robert Duvall has died at age 95.
JollyRancher999
185 total posts. Showing the most recent 100.
Last Concert Attended
New Edition (with performances by Johnny Gill, Bobby Brown, Ralph Tresvant, and Bell, Biv, Devoe), Boyz II Men, and Toni Braxton at T-Mobile Arena
Penis pronunciation
Ha - nice handles!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Penis pronunciation
Personally, I like dick.
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Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
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Cry to Me - Solomon Burke
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Dragula - Rob Zombie
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Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
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Savage Daughter - Ekaterina Shelehova
Last Concert Attended
The Boy is Mine tour with Brandy/Monica/Kelly Rowland/Muni Long/Jamal Roberts at T-Mobile Arena
Feedback for beta.swing.com
How do you make paragraph breaks when messaging? Return sends the message.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Comfort of a Man - Stephanie Mills
Last Concert Attended
BT, keep me updated, please.
Last Concert Attended
Sour apple is the best flavor, but all of them are Goodenuff for me.
Last Concert Attended
I would love for you to find out for yourself, Mr. VA.
Last Concert Attended
Thanks! When are you coming back? I’m thinking of going back there next year for some of that cake! Along with the extra cream.
Last Concert Attended
Yes. I’ve been here since June.
Last Concert Attended
John Legend at the Cosmopolitan
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Tonight - John Legend
Movie Name Game Word Play
New Jack City
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“Under the Influence” - Chris Brown
Happy pride month
LOL
Family Members Aware of LS Activities
My (adult) kids, and siblings all know of my LS membership. I was worried that my actions might affect their careers in some way, but each of them gave me their blessing.
MM oral to please your lady??
Straight men do not suck dick. That is what I said.
MM oral to please your lady??
You are not a straight man if you suck dick. I don’t know why this is so hard for you older guys to get.
Fix the website already
Things that make you go hmm- “I wonder if SLS owns any of their competitors??”
Favorite Christmas Movie?
Gremlins is my favorite.
Are single women wasting OUR time?
3scompany,
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Hotluvers, as a teenager, he would have explicit conversations about his and my cousin’s sexual activities with her, he let her drive his brand new truck (no license or anything), he was buying her expensive gifts, he used to “wrestle” wit…
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Meadris, thank you. I do know the difference between right and wrong. I just didn’t give a damn at the time.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Mayhem, I understand what you’re saying. Where I come from, we handle certain situations differently ;)
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Meadris, I wish I did kill the child molester. He has a history of grooming young girls. He’s a low level pimp. Mayhem, “no witnesses” to anything that I did. And I would do it again in a heartbeat. Taking classes now.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Scamp, that’s what I was always raised to believe. That’s why no one in my family tried to stop me.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Aww. Thanks Fokker!
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Thanks. He had been sexualizing my kid for some time. I will go to jail for mines- in a situation like that. I know it sounds crazy, but to each his, or her own.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
I do not have a gun fetish, but when faced with a predator, it is what it is. I’ll add that he, along with my cousin were paid to take her to school when she was a teenager. The fucker told her that he had been sexually attracted to her fo…
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
I can’t kick his ass. So shooting him was the next best option for me.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
She worked for him, and he hemmed her up on the job site. Made her very uncomfortable in his truck playing slow sexual music.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Yes, I missed. I’m not a very good shot.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Edit: He was 47.
AITA aka Am I The Asshole
Well, I’m always an asshole to most, lol. My cousin’s 42 year old boyfriend tried to fuck my 21 year old daughter, so I tried to shoot him. Please tell me what I could have done differently?
Nude housekeeping fetish
I’ve done this before. It was kinda weird, lol.
Fantasy fuck
Right…!
Fantasy fuck
Nah, it’s only obvious that you like to comment on anything that isn’t pertaining to you, and then delete when you look foolish.
Fantasy fuck
Why delete the first “pass the popcorn” post?
Fantasy fuck
Onehornywife, I probably would, lol.
Fantasy fuck
Thanks guys! Ladypleaser, I understood.
Fantasy fuck
There’s no point in seeing it on Google. I want to cross the threshold and have my way with him (with his wife’s permission, of course).
Fantasy fuck
Terry Bradshaw
PLEASE SEPARATE BI CURIOUS FROM BISEXUAL
Damn, I thought I was moody, lol.
Fantasy fuck
Will Smith
Licking my ass
I don’t care for anyone’s tongue licking my asshole, but a finger or two inside is rather nice. Sucking the fingers afterwards? That’s a “Hell No” for me!
PENIS SIZE
I think she lied to you, and took one for the team.
PENIS SIZE
What are you trying to prove? It’s still a small dick.
PENIS SIZE
Personality does get you far, but a big dick goes deep. Also, I’d be grinning from ear to ear if a man told me that I had a fat ass ;)
PENIS SIZE
I think your penis is small. Women often lie about dick size in order to spare feelings.
Are single women wasting OUR time?
L. O. L.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Pressure - Ari Lennox
Fantasy fuck
Mr. tbrmskss
What's for Dinner
I tried your deviled cauliflower recipe.
What's for Dinner
PhoebertAndWife - I enjoy reading what you post for dinner, as well. I tried one of your recipes, but it did not turn out good, lol.
Fantasy fuck
Mr. vabeachcouple33
How many are on your block list?
Over 400. For the same 7 reasons.
Why do some couples require SINGLE men to bring a girl with them?
Like I said, it has happened to me - in my 6 years of swinging.
Why do some couples require SINGLE men to bring a girl with them?
This has happened to me many, many times. It’s usually an interracial thing. The guy from the couple wants and can have me, only if I have a BBC for her. When I explain that I’m single, they’re never heard from again, but always look me up.
straight male
Too many!
Cuckqueen, how?
You’re welcome ;)
Cuckqueen, how?
I can show you how.
How can we not be rude
“female singles think they are goddesses.” Just call me ‘Vesta’, Mr. Tracy ;)
WTF
Tri-eraser :)
WTF
Yes, lol. We share the same type of humor ;)
WTF
Thank you. At first glance, I read your screen name as cpl..of..unswingers :)
WTF
Can someone please explain to me WTF is bi-erasure?
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
Baseball. The greatest player you ever saw
I haven’t been to many games, but Alan Trammell was the best.
Name something else that WTF stands for
We The Furloughed
Fantasy fuck
I would love to swallow your Dick right now, dear.
My latest fantasy
I sure do!
My latest fantasy
Let me know when he’s available ;)
CageFuck (What forummer would you like to get in the cage with?)
Mr. 8inchable
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Thank you :)
CageFuck (What forummer would you like to get in the cage with?)
(sneakily smirks)
My latest fantasy
The “feel” of a titanium steel ring attached to the head of a Dick in my mouth.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
“As for why I'd like to fuck you; Well, you have a rockin' body, a warm, welcoming face and beautiful smile, and not last or least, you're smart. I like to fuck smart women. I also like women who know what they like and want and come after…
Are we unknowling on others' Friends Lists?
Mr. sls_WayneC, Why would “some people” use a “friends” list for people they don’t want to meet, when there’s a “block” option?
WTF
“Some people are more interested in impressing others rather than being better understood though” Yes, they are.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
We Are the World - U.S.A. for Africa
Circumcision scar
8inchable, you’re fucking funny, lol
Fantasy fuck
Mr. vabeachcouple33
MM oral to please your lady??
Dog... you’re funny as fuck! LMAO
2020 Happy Thought of the Day
999 Jolly Rancher Way
Fantasy fuck
Currentrider
Bi Sexual Men
Rats don’t eat every piece of cheese thrown at them, dear.
Submissive or Dominate
@WM12 “As far as my submission, it takes a specific type with me. This applies even in the vanilla world, so I'm often vexed why a man would think it wouldn't apply in the BDSM sphere. One cannot simply don some leather or chains and call…
Video chat feature
For me - maybe second or third.
Video chat feature
Yeaokay, you’re not alone.
We have a Better Profile area, should there be a “Better Email” area?
Lol, okay.
We have a Better Profile area, should there be a “Better Email” area?
Hotluvrs, I am not offended/insulted in any way. I am quite amused, though. Alls I did was agree with SOTW. I didn't think it warranted an open, uninvited critique/opinion of ours (especially when it was not asked for). I do appreciate the…
We have a Better Profile area, should there be a “Better Email” area?
You did exactly what you set out to do, dear. We all make changes to our profiles periodically (I hope). But, putting me on the spot changes nothing. If I don't attract or appeal to most, it's okay. Trust me, I don't want or need to ;)