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Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you

I can't blame anyone for being in the pursuit of Fun... who wouldn't enjoy that intelligent and witty man? As for Mr & Mrs Sexus, I would love to meet, share, laugh, and perhaps have some fun too.

Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you

wow... that may be the first time Mr Uriah was overlooked... flattered Yes Kibbs, I'm not around here very often anymore but couldn't resist a peek at my favorite Forum. The lovely Ms Lou and I are old pals so no need to Meet & Greet. Perh…

Just Wondering

p JW what its like to read a thread without all the formating nonsense currently on SLS /p

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

hey im Allison I liked your profile headline.. I have a guy friend who is 27 and still a virgin.. he likes thicker girls.. do you want his info.. he isn't a swinger though but is interested in the idea.. anyway have a great afternoon :) Al…

WTF

The initial comments from the head of the cemetery alludes to the cemetery paying for the new headstone but I bet they have no intention to reimburse them the $26K they already paid. When I watched the story, they interviewed the artist wh…

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

For those of you who think Mr Leeza is exaggerating when he posts in Yinzer, I just received the following email from a single male here in Pittsburgh. Hi, how are yinz doin? I'm vito I dont just hand my number out yet I see me and yinz be…

Post of the day award

"The worst thing an innocent person can do is to think their innocence alone will protect them. You need to actively and aggressively defend your innocence..." Kibbles

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

I just received a doozy... hello well i am single laid back very humble but also the freak of all freaks i drink play pool bowl love to watch movies an eat pussy i have a very very high sex drive can 4 times back to back with out stopping…

WTF

My senior year I couldn't take the AP History class because it conflicted with Band. My history teacher offered for me to complete his class at my pace and sent me to the library every day to work on my own. I finished the textbook and all…

WTF

JOHANNESBURG, Gauteng (AFP) – South African police said Wednesday they had arrested a 50-year-old woman for ordering the assassination of her two sons as part of a suspected life insurance scam. Police said the woman from Port Shepstone, s…

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

Start from the bottom and you can see why I get so disheartened by the majority of emails I receive. Subject: FWB Sorry sweet ie but if do consider me sure won't b disappointed ty Subject: FWB Hello. We communicated when you were new to SL…

WTF

I drive a Prius and, given all the grief I get from the men in my life about it, I had to laugh that its a "status" car. However, I did purchase it to avoid having to spend the money on a BMW, or Mercedes, or Lexus. In my industry, the top…

What's for Dinner

Went to dinner with a dear friend who had eaten a late lunch but still met me when I called her for a last minute bite to eat. I had a delicious pasta dish with chicken; she a caramel milkshake.

Vs

I enjoy the salty smell of ocean air but when it comes to swimming, I prefer a pool. As for floating around with a good book, I like a lake. Today VS Good Morning America

Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls

This evening I received : "Well we are very interested in helping you out we would like to talk with you and see if we hit it off Tammy and scott" Help me out? The only help I'm looking for is someone to empty the dishwasher and mow the la…

Just Wondering

My Mom was in labor for 3 days with my brother. She actually bit the nurse during one bad contraction.

WTF

I was 5'1" when I was just 9 years old. My mother (5'3") assumed I was taking after her siblings (her brother was 6'4" and her sister was 5'10"). Nope! I stopped growing then. The tallest I've ever measured in at was 5' 1 3/4"

What's for Dinner

We had a family dinner to celebrate my Mom's birthday. Grilled ribeyes, roasted green beans, baked potatoes, and amazing birthday cake.

How's the Weather Out There

Jaycee - please open your Alaska gallery for me. That's the only state I haven't visited yet and I'm going to make it there soon!

Vs

With people = tried and true With gadgets = shiny and new Same VS