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If Mrs. Uriah would GRIND up against me in that sexy Santa outfit, I'm sure she would DRAIN all of the briny eggnog from my dangly jingle bells! Ho ho ho!!
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5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
I remember when Scamp was Nic at NIGHT... when he touched Mrs. Leeza's THIGH she almost melted. He MIGHT have had an EIGHT inch dick with the GIRTH that would fit her pussy so RIGHT. I'll bet he could get her to LIGHT up like a Christmas t…
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Not So FF: Turdistan a part of Northern Iraq... and in 1988 Saddam Hussein gassed the Turds killing over 5000. I understand that the Turds are still discriminated against by the Sunni and Shiitty Arabs. The Turds have taken a lot of crap t…
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Ear muffs (tee hee) IYCOHO- nut
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Halloween! IYCOHO- Magazine
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Avril Lavigne
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Nice warm fuzzies...
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Oh my... I LOVE those little pretzels with the peanut butter center! IYCOHO - PSI pressure in the football that you use to play catch in your backyard. (legal PSI in the NFL is 12.5 to 13.5... most of the balls that the Patriots used were…
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Ehren McGhehey "Danger" in Jackass
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Spoonie Luv (from up above)
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Smilla Jasperson
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Roger Clemens (another steroid boy)
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So Far Away-- Staind
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Tough one... I guess missionary. (but who would enforce that?) IYCOHO- Brand of beer
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Who Let The Air Out (Who Who Who)-- The New England Deflateriots
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Wow... nice pictures! Three strikes? Four balls? Why not have a double header! Batter up... FUCK!
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This Corrosion- The Sisters of Mercy
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We've come a long way... here's a reminder: In the early 1800s the waltz was criticized on moral grounds by those opposed to its closer hold and turning movements. Religious leaders almost unanimously regarded it as vulgar and sinful. In J…
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Meet, greet... massage her feet...
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy
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Leslie Nielson We're running out of time. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!
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Black patent leather (they're nice and dressy... and when we dance I can see if my wife is wearing underwear) IYCOHO- breakfast cereal
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Going Under-- Evanescence Turned up to 11...
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Dictionary Dabble- Players make up definitions to obscure words. The real definition is mixed in with the phonies, then the laughter begins as the definitions are read aloud. If your fake definition is picked, you score points... if you gu…
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In college I dated a woman who was majoring in statistics. The first time I asked her out she said, "probably." She was kind of nerdy, but had her 'moments.' She was also a squirter... JW- Does that mean she had a high p-value?
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Tess McGill "Get your bony ass out of here."
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Talia Shire Yo... Adrian
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Thank you for caring, rabbit! :-D I just like it... it's also a good song for dancing a jive or jitterbug and we like to dance. Driver's Seat-- Sniff 'n the Tears
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JW- If a statistician said his wife was average, would that be mean?
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People Who Died--The Jim Carroll Band
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It depends on the type of dance and where we are dancing, but if I have to pick I'd say flirty. Music during sex: slow tempo R&B vs. bangin' heavy metal
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I Dig You--Cult Hero
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
My Bush's Back (hey la, hey la)-- The Angel Hair Pies
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Fanny Sunesson FORE :^O
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Laverne DeFazio Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated...
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Ludmilla Tourischeva I watched her win the gold medal in the all around gymnastics competition in the 1972 Munich Olympics for the CCCP. I was 12 and I remember that she was the object of many of my masterbatory emissions. "Wow, Ludmilla..…
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Pythagoras Dupree The 6th smartest man in the world.
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Other (strawberry) Have sex with a lover alone vs. with people watching.
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Boooop... FUCK... @%&*!... FUCK... ahhh ooh boy... FUCK... ((cough)) booop... FUCK... ahh boy... arf... FUCK FUCK!
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Benny Stulwicz (I just got the feeling of déjà vu... we did this before njny. I loved watching La Law and to this day I still imitate Benny Stulwicz and the guy with tourettes, oh...and I still want to fuck Susan Dey.)
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M&G, dance...and try to seduce her. ;^)
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To touch (which makes me tingle and touches me from the inside out) Are you in the mood to be dominant vs. submissive?
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Fawn Liebowitz I don't think I should be alone tonight... and you get three dates for my friends?
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Harpo Marx ((honk)) ((honk))
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I'll have an orgasmic au natural cherry... More of a turn on: neck massage vs. foot massage
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Edith Bunker AND YOU KNEW WHERE YOU WERE THEN... gals were girls and men were men... Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
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M&G, fuck, swim... repeat... then go to IHOP!
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Oscar Wilde "I can resist everything except temptation."
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Korben Dallas "Anyone else want to negotiate?"
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Wolf Blitzer
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How about Pittsburgese, Shelly??? I wanna meetchinz an give yinz a big smutz :^* , n'at... den I'll go daaahn on yinz like a Pollack eatin' gaw-lump-keys :^~... after dat I'll paaahnd yinz wit my jumbo blow-knee...YOY! Den we'll worsh up,…
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Robie dobrze, dziekuje. :^) Oh... chce cie pieprzyc!
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Get acquainted... RE: fuck?? Czesc, TotalBabe! Jak sie masz?
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Snuffy Smith And that's a very hot picture, Mrs Scarlette ;^D
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Spud Webb "You really think that just because you have an idea that it belongs to you?" -Obadiah Stane
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Bazooka Joe
What's for Dinner
Roast beast, Who hash (darn... I only have one can left) and Who pudding. And in the spirit of Christmas, we should probably invite the Grinch...
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I'll come down her chimney, eat her cookie and empty my sack... oh, and I see that she's on my "naughty" list.
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Eiza Gonzáles Si... si...
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Nastassja Kinski ...also on my "island."
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Abraham Lincoln
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Dirk Diggler
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I'd like to do Mrs do_do...
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Swin Cash Hey now!!!
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Alfred Hitchcock Good evening...
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Toucan Sam Follow your nose...
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Hannibal Lecter
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Pablo Picasso
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House party! (we had one of our best swinging adventures at a New Year's Eve house party) Hang mistletoe above the front door vs. on her belt buckle...
Describe the person above you in one word
Kissalloverable
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I like your new pictures BLT2LAST! ;^) You wrote: At the gym this am, a gentleman on a t-shirt with this: "I may be wrong but I doubt it." That reminds me of a billboard which read, "This year thousands of men will die of stubbornness." Ju…
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Kristen Davis Who didn't want to be the "up the butt" girl...
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We would not pass Farts... We want to FUCK the Farts!
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Happy Gilmore
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Pontius Pilate
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Gabrielle Reece This tall hottie is on my "island."
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Pud Galvin Baseball's first 300 game winning pitcher.
Describe the person above you in one word
Jiggy
A Song to Suit your current Mood
I've always loved that Romantics song, Uriah! Come With Me Now--Kongos
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JW- If the Massachusetts Institute of Technology had a vocational school would it be called V.O.M.I.T.?
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Lake Michigan-- Rogue Wave
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Elly Mae Clampett
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Juicy Big Poppa--Notorious B.I.G. Clit
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Slow cooked (no self respectin' oatmeal lover uses instant!)... and I love the Irish oatmeal. Which reminds me... how do you like your grits? Regular, creamy or al dente? (extra credit if you know what movie that's from) Mrs L is saying, "…
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Quick mission (c'mon... I'm a guy) Buy what you want now vs. wait for it to go on sale
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Dancin'... which is like foreplay for us! Go to a mall vs. shop on-line.
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Ummm... French bread, French toast, French fires, French kisses (not in that order). Weekend in London vs. New York
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White Sexier accent- French vs. British
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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Vice President Dan Quayle - addressing the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan is "a mind is a terrible thing to waste." He also s…
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LaFawnduh Lucas-Dynamite Kip's bride.
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Lovey Howell ...that hot cougar!
Describe the person above you in one word
Funnerer
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Luscious
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I will not "waffle" on this one... life's too short to have anything but REAL maple syrup!! OK... you're at the wine store looking for a moderately priced red wine. You see two identically priced highly rated wines from the North Coast of…
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I want the mount on, KJ... Upside down cake or cherry tart
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njny- I love the song Never Say Never by Romeo Void... I practice my jive kicks to that song!! Here's a song for the hot & sexy Ms. njny... New Age Girl-- Deadeye Dick
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I feel a need for speed... Pulled pork or jerked pork
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Pumpkin :-) Hard cider or hard inside'r
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Love that Coke Zero! Fish Taco or Beef Cheeks (njny- my degree is in biology and my wife's is chemical engineering... we both think science is golden)
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Math and science are closely related. As a former "mathlete" (on my High School math team) I consider math a science... also, no science is without mathematics. So, njny, I'll say both. Fluffernutter or sticky buns