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"Somehow, I woke up the next morning in a dorm on Commonwealth Avenue. She was a cute Art History major with her pony tail looped through her RedSox cap, and I had become a BoSox fan for life." Fun, everyone loves a happy ending...that sto…
I'll never understand the hatred that Yankee fans have towards the Red Sox. I mean after all, when the Sox sold the Bambino to the yanks, it helped propel the Yankees in to one the greatest sports franchises in history. For nearly a centur…
Well I am sure it would be a pretty messy situation, regardless of what the charge is :-)
A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican req…
Well I hope the brine isn't from Swiss cheese, that would leave a lot of patchy ice making it dangerous to drive in :-D
"Y'all, I'm {this close} to looking into relocating!" Kibbles, as much as we would absolutely love to have your sexy ass living in our area...you may want to scratch Pa off of your list of possible places to relocate. This email that we re…
"lets have hrs of sex" Hmmm...considering that we already sent him the "thanks but no thanks" response last Spring, no pictures, very little info (other than about his magnificent 8" rock hard member) and he lives 3 hours away...AND he is…
Damn Holly, sounds like you got yourself a winner there...if you don't want him you can toss him our way...lol I haven't seen that many missing periods since the last time the Mrs. was pregnant!!!
"And this article just proves that people from New Jersey can not drive for shit!" The dude drove a truck 15 miles with 2 flat tires, on fire and hanging out the window...all while being intoxicated!!! I'd say he was one hell of a driver.…
"ESPN's John Clayton has picked the Giants to take the NFC East." Frank, Thanks to you and John fuckin Clayton for ruining my season. I might as well not watch football this year since it has already been decided who's gonna win the east!!…
"Halliburton ran 3-D computer simulations in May and June 2010, and both times the results indicated there was little difference between the two scenarios. Employees were then directed by unidentified individuals to destroy the simulations…
Got the following a few days ago... "trying to surprise girl after work" Not really a bad line or a good one...just sort of funny. Did he want us to hide in some bushes by his house and jump out when she came home and yell...SURPRISE!!!
Perplexing
NIN, I do the hand to the head thing too when I see your pics....but it's usually not the forehead ;-)
Thanks to a glitch in the new SLS app last week, we were able to see a couple of parting emails from people that blocked us immediately after sending their farewell emails ...I guess they do know know that once you block someone your entir…
Yep, that be the dude...didn't want to violate TOS by using his real name...god forbid if I were to get suspended...I don't know if I could survive without posting for a few weeks ;-)
"Has anyone seen a negative cert?" Yes, I think that guy with the broke jaw had one...I can't confirm it for sure since I have him blocked. But I do recall that he had one.
Received this sweet email last night: "wow ...hey how you doin'?...lol. call or text me at 570 ### #### Angelo...you will not be sorry:) i would love to rock that sweet pussy" This coming from a (married) single guy who 5 years ago emailed…
"I'm close to u cum over and let me pound that w my young dick" Got that little gem the other day. Some guys have a knack for saying the hottest things...wtf!!!
M&G...and then?
Mr. Leeza You should have went with BOBISOX...it may have made it through.
"JW- Why would anyone ask the question, "Should I pee before we go?" " You've obviously never had to go on more than a 20 minute road trip with Mrs. Curious...she will pee before we leave and will want to pull over before we hit the end of…
Asstonishing ;-)
Funny
"2 pics. Both of his rather large cock with some nice abs in the background. Now how in the hell am I supposed to gauge interest from that. " We usually respond with something like, "does that cock have a face? If not we are not really int…
Sex is on our mind Silver....thanks for asking ;-) M&G...and then who knows where the wind will take us!!
Huh...than who was that running thru my mind at 2:15 this morning ;-)
Fun Facts Vs. fun facts...FF At this moment and including this post, the original Fun Facts has 30 more replies than the newly created fun facts. FF #2, I must be bored to actually notice something like that :-)
M&G :-)
M&G...then?????
"Please, stop it, I'm laughing AT you." Mrs. Sed's response to someone bemoaning his life's decisions and how he will never find love due to lack of money!!! Thank you Mrs. Sed...sometimes you just have to be up front and direct with peopl…
FF: Some men have fantasies about a fight attendant taking dictation while wearing stripper heals ;-)
Not so FF: Eighty-seven percent of the stalkers identified by their victims were male.
FF: The collective term for a group of Unicorns is called a Blessing.
TB, I would have replied with something like..."hmmm, what am I looking for? How about someone who is good at starting a conversation??" Or another option would have been..."you are not good at starting conversations, what a coincidence, I…
Delicious....I gar-on-tee!
TB, we have had a few like that. I think it is because some people just don't know how to look up past e-mail on this site. We've had singles and couples e-mail us multiple times after the standard rejection letter...sometimes 2 or 3 years…
Another SM who just doesn't get it, this one started in early December... Him: Hello how are you guys doing? I'd love to chat with you guys more I was drawn in by the Mrs beauty ;) an yes my pictures are open Us: We appreciate your interes…
Mobile
Had this little gem come thru our mailbox yesterday.. Him: Uploaded a pic finally so..... Do you like to fuck younger guys Us: Thank You for writing. Right now I don't think we are compatible, good luck in your search. Him: What's that mea…
An IHOP M&G, and then a serious calorie burning session!!!
Reflective
PessimistINKED :-)
Commando
Thank you for the compliment KnB. They were taken on Saturday during the storm , one of those right places at the right time with a camera mysteriously on hand moments ;-)
Excited :-)
M&G and F for sure!!! SB, let us know when your busy schedule brings you to the big metropolis of Shamokin Pa ;-)
Friendly
Dang :-) Its the only word that came to mind when I saw that picture!!
More-boobage :-)
Confused (like us)
M&G...and who knows where the night would hopefully lead!!
My guess is Starbucks changed their yfi password and Frank didn't get the memo!!
You can say that again ;-)
As my wife would say using her best Renee Zellweger impersonation... "you had me at IHOP"
Who'll Stop the Rain ~ CCR
The trench coat with nothing or very little underneath has always been a favorite of ours...hope you have a good time :-)
Well I hope it is not the smiling face of a bellhop that you are expecting...lol And don't sell yourself short, you would have done very well making the cut in Pa.
BT, it may be a large swing state, but trust me when I say that we have gotten emails from every single guy within a 200 mile radius...with 99.9999 percent of them being turned away...the pool is not only drying up, but could use some shoc…
BT, we are not doing Airport pickups at the moment...our desperation has only reached to house pickups within 20 miles. But when that pool of potential playmates ends, we will consider a Harrisburg airport pickup...however, the Yuengling w…
Just received this little gem yesterday... "Id love to play with you. Im in (insert town here). Going through divorce. No car. Come get me text me (insert phone number here) Yes, we are that hard up to get laid, that we now offer pick up s…
I see you forgot to ask the most important question Frank....how long has it been since the giants beat the cowboys?
Looking, that is why I never use Yahoo to look stuff up, Google is much more reliable. Yahoo is to old school for me :-) Right now the Cowboys are better than the Giants...they beat them once already so that makes them better head to head.…
"That's all you have?" Lemme get this straight, you dedicate 1/2 your post to "berating" the Cowboys and making cynical remarks due to some injuries they have. But when I take a snippet from all the crap that you posted and turn it around…
"Is it the one that went to market, or is it the one that went WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE,WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE, all the way home. Oh, I forgot he's already home." My guess it's the one that…
My favorite email recently was from a SM and contained only 1 word..."call". The obvious reply from us was..."write!!!" Sometimes it is fun to respond to people just to mess with them :-)
I wish the NFL would just buckle to Franks demands and pay him what he deserves...he needs to come off of the picket line already. This replacement Frank is terrible, his expert commentary sucks, and he only gives it when the Giants win...…
"Is this a sports thread, or another one about pestering individuals?" Sadly....it seems to be a common theme on all of the threads lately.
Sex on Fire ~ Kings of Leon This song may fall into the sexy category ;-)
sympity = Sympathy + Pity...maybe it should have been in the Mixed Metaphors thread??? :-)
I think they get their mail pony expressed in from Pillow Pa....R & R is so small that I don't think a zip code would fit in it :-) Just Between You and Me ~ April Wine Disclaimer: If anyone who reads this is actually from Rough and Ready,…
Rough and Ready, I may have gone thru there once or twice since it's only on the other side of the mountain from us. It sorta reminds me of the town Porky's was set in, the mayor, sheriff, local drunk and the garbage man are all the same p…
A group b-day fuck....that sounds like so much fun.
We suggest you dive in immediately after eating it Mr. Leeza ;-)
Somehow I doubt there is a loser in this Nic ;-)
One-sexy-mofo :-)
Ohhh...the possibilities I am seeing in the last few posters :-)
meet n greet....and totally fuck...the last 2 posters :-)
Meet and greet with the hopes of more :-)
Santalicious :-)
M&G...and maybe more ;-)
When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants we didn’t mean we wanted him to make the U.S. so shitty they wouldn’t want to come anymore. South Park
Fu uh uh uh uh ck!!!
Dreamylicious
Tantalizing
Fellow-club-members :-)
Oh yes...fuck please
Lots...that sounds like it could be fun :-) Fuck
Knowing that my beloved Cowboys are in the back of every Eagle fans mind, east coast or west coast...now that will never get old...just kidding :-) Seriously tho...as much as it breaks my heart to say it, the Eagles made some great acquisi…
Fuck...M&G...then fuck again :-)
Mr. L.....speechless??? Only way that is happening is if his mouth is busy doing something else :-P Fuck the last 4 sexy posters :-)
Charismatic :-)
Well if it's on the menu...we'll have what the Ints are having :) Fuck
NotTooFarAway :)
StairwayToHeaven :)
Charming
Asstastic :)
Fore!!!!!!!
In almost every state, it is illegal to sell whitetail deer meat. If a restaurant is selling "venison", chances are it is farm raised fallow deer or red deer.
Composed :-)
