revamped profile

Sorry for misjudging you, Andrew. I kind of count on your sense of irony, even if you do believe the earth is flat.

It’s been a while since a troll wandered through here. What brought this one around?

goodgolly,

No. That wasn't sarcastic at all. I meant every word of my post literally.

Juicy,

Told you. That's exactly what you got.

Apologies for errors, sending this from my phone. Disclaimer applies:

I agree, way too many ass pics. Too many ass pics in the same outfit too. It’s a nice ass, but too much of anything is a turn off. Also, it sends the message “He likes these kinds of asses. If your ass doesn’t look like this, he won’t like you”.

Choose blurred face pics or unblurred. Mixing them sends the message that some are old pics, casting doubt in the accuracy of your stats and other pics in the process

I think everything in the Additional Comments section needs to go. The message that section sends is “The writer is a grumpy old person with a lot of rules that I won’t enjoy hanging out with”. Are they valid points? Undoubtedly, but as a wise retail mentor of mine said once “We don’t advertise what we won’t do, we advertise what we will do”

That’s how your profile impacts me (Me C) personally. Are we your target audience? If so, then maybe changes are in order. If we aren’t, then keep on truckin’! You guys have something that works for you so why change?

I couldn't wade through all of your profile text - just too much of everything. Even skimming it was a chore. So I can't speak specifically to your text. You might be scaring off others that are unwilling to read through it all.

I do agree with Velma - we get it, you have an ass, and it's lovely. But pick one or two really good pictures of tits & ass for your public gallery and include pictures along the lines of Velma's DEBauCH system (you already have several of those) - move the rest to a private gallery if you think they are good enough to keep.

Your profile is part resume and part advertisement to entice people to want to meet you - not your life history and all your rules of engagement. A lot of people have short attention spans. So less text and maybe ten public pictures might work just as well or even better than what you have currently.

Good luck and have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

My main point about pictures is that the more pictures you have, the greater the chance someone will find something wrong with them.

The whole point of a profile is to get people interested in you. When you have 30 some pictures, some of which are essentially the same angle (boobs or a rear end) You’re running the risk of someone finding a flaw. I like a facial expression or they may notice belly fat or whatever.

I think it’s better to just post 10 Amazing pictures that show you at flattering angles than 30 pictures that are essentially the same thing.

The other thing you have to understand is that men usually do the hunting, but women like me usually say yes or no. If I have to scroll through 30 butts, I’m going to get annoyed.

Women and men think differently. You could be in a situation where Men are interested, but you are losing quality couples because the woman vetoes.

You have 100 or so Certs, so you must be doing something right. But based on your profile as it is right now, I would probably pass on you. If I am thinking like that, other women and probably felt like that too.

If this bothers you, then I would suggest you pair your pictures down to only the very best. If it doesn’t bother you them don’t change a thing

Hi. I hope you've looked at other threads in this section before posting your own. The advice is kindly meant, but it's really, really blunt. And I'm saying that because I have super critical things to say about your profile, and not because I'm a mean person, and I want you to be forewarned.

You have what I call a hoarder's profile. Eleven galleries, 104 certs, 31 public photos and a metric shit ton of verbiage, much of it phrased negatively. Why on earth would you think anyone could or would want to wade through all of that? (I'm pretty sure Andrew was being sarcastic, since he almost always is.)

But, having read your responses, it's a waste of my time to be specific and offer advice. So, just know that the overall too muchness of your profile will turn off a bunch of people and bore some and if you want the odds in your favor to improve, you'll do some pruning.

Good luck.

Juicy,

It's perfect. Not sure why you even asked.

I'm sure you'll get lots of advice from people who haven't been swinging as long as you, who don't know as many people, who don't have as many pictures as you (or none at all), and have very little justification to be giving you advice about anything. So enjoy that. lol

To start, I opened a private gallery to show you the kinds of pictures you should have.

I invented something I call the DEBauCH method for pictures. This means you need 5 core pictures: A DATE pic, an EVENT pic, a BEACH pic, a picture of the CHICK and a picture of HIM.

I actually got kind of got bored scrolling through your pictures ass... ass... ass. Ok, we get it. She has an ass.

Pair down your pictures to the 10 absolute best. I normally have a strategy of using the first 5 pictures hook someone in with being a cute couple and the final 5 pictures I use to show men that I’m not that fat.

The most important picture is the DATE picture because it shows what the two of you will look like when you show up for a date.

Take a look at my private gallery , Retake your pictures, Pair them down and in more than 10 and go from there.