You’ll get a lot of folks chiming in here, each with their own take, but all of us have the same goal: we want you to be successful. Unfortunately what we say may not taste good, but like bitter medicine, will ultimately cure all your profile ills. Also, whatever we say isn’t a criticism of you personally, it’s all about your profile.
First, pictures...too many, and frankly, the text on yours is off-putting given the role you're wanting to play. For example, "Help Me Hold Onto You" is more relationship material for dating sites like Match than swinger websites. About the only text I'd keep is the "IM for Access". The only pic I'd keep would be either the picture with "Help Me Hold Onto You" (but lose the text) or the rugby shirt pic. The suit pic looks too "Saturday Night Fever". Reread all those threads you said you read, find VelmaAndShaggy's comments on the DEBauCH method and follow them. They work.
Your tagline, read in light of your Bi-curious status, seems contradictory. Coupled with the lack of interest in males under "Interest Levels" and the actual profile text, cumulatively it sends the message that you'll play with a guy to get to the girl, but it's certainly not something you're actively seeking out.
"Be yourself..." It's interesting, but just floats out there with no context. If that's your life philosophy, then say so. It has potential as a tagline if you rework it ("They say 'Be Yourself. Everyone else is taken. Take me somewhere private where we can be ourselves...and naked.") That's just an example, you have to evolve it to suit you and your style.
"Professional Player" doesn't mean what you think it does. From the Urban Dictionary for Player: "They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends." If you mean in a sporting context, you need to specify what sport. You could also say "I'm a professional athlete" if you don't want to specify the sport.
You give far too much detail about money/finances. Lose all of that, no one cares about it. Same thing for anything romantic (never use the word Love, for example)...that's not what you're here for.
Your text meanders through many different themes, but there's too many directions to try to help you sort them out. PICK ONE and focus your profile on that. if you're here to be a fuck toy, then work that angle. If you're looking for a single female as a play partner, then do that (and put up a Tinder profile, because this is a hard place to accomplish that). If you're looking for Love, then you're on the wrong websites.
That's all for now.
