Hi. Disclaimer: Almost every criticism given in response to a request for a profile review is, however harsh it might seem, well meant and designed to help you remove the obstacles that keep you from getting laid. So, might feel mean, isn't meant that way. Got that? Good, because I don't like your profile much at all and can see it from really getting in your way.
First, your photos aren't great. The default isn't terrible, although it could definitely be improved, but why is the other photo a naked back view shot? It's not a good look. Please put some clothing on and have other people take your photos.
As far as text, you don't seem to understand capitalization even a little bit. Starting with your tagline, which isn't very inviting but isn't a complete loss, only the first word is capitalized.
In Looking For, dear God why on earth would you introduce yourself by talking about not liking excrement? Lose that along with everything else you don't want, because it's highly unlikely that anyone will ever ask you for any of those things and everyone else reading your profile won't need to be nauseated.
I also don't care about what kind of verification you want from husbands of hotwives. Work that out in private and if you feel you really must handle that ahead of time, just say "playing with permission." Or move the whole thing down to Fantasies and/or Additional comments and handle it in a positive way instead of with the big ole ball of negativity you have going now.
Actually, kill all the negativity. It makes you sound like peevish and as if you one of those old guys shouting "get off my lawn" to the kids.
So, Looking For - stay positive, talk about what you do want, stop referring to women as females (it's poor grammar) in people and in what you are looking for in terms of interactions. FWBs, partner in crime, NSA, whatever.
Description - Your weird capitalization thing is in full flower here. Only initial words and proper nouns get capitalized. Not all of this. Those aren't the only typos either, which tells me you used your phone and you shouldn't have. Haul out whatever you have that has spelling and grammar checks and use it. I think it's mostly okay otherwise, except that you need an extra blank line between the second and last paragraph.
In Fantasies, you have a logic error. Having a wingman does not increase my play opportunities, which pretty much every woman who plays solo knows. I add a guy and there I am, looking for a four way connection, which is exponentially harder than a three way match. So, maybe stop trying to sell snake oil, hmmmm. ;-)
Additional comments has that stupid, stupid warning that floats around the interwebs. It's bullshit, based on an incorrect internet legend, completely unenforceable, and marks you as hopelessly naive, so please lose it. Instead, find a pleasant and semi-charming way to end.
That's all I have at the moment. Sorry it was so comprehensively negative, but until you clean this up you won't have much success on line.
Good luck, collect other opinions and make whatever changes you see fit (except definitely get rid of that nonsense in Additional comments) and then come back for a review.
