Profile Review Please!

All noted- weight fixed! Thanks you guys!!

Just to clarify, I think k boudoir photos are great as a confidence booster (yeah, you really are just that beautiful) and as a way of capturing a moment in time.

As a way to attract me though, I look for photos of the couple together, preferably dressed and demonstrably in love.

I'm still seeing weight as zero so don't forget to fix that.

Text is much better! I'm not a fan of the phrase "select single gentlemen" as it sounds like a club promo and isn't a very well defined or descriptive phrase. I also wouldn't emphasize gentlemen by putting it in all caps. The guys you're trying to avoid usually don't read profiles very well so you're not actually discouraging them. Maybe just add spaces on either side of hyphens (and the equals sign) and make the spacing between paragraphs consistent - otherwise it looks good.

Have fun - and don't forget to update your text when you start getting certs!

~Phoebert's Wife

Hi. I think your profile is fine. It just needs extra lines between paragraphs and a run through a good spell check program, because you have some sloppy typos. I'd also suggest you lose the part about other people's photos, as it's an unhappy way to end, plus being ineffective. The folks to whom it most applies are unlikely to recognize that it applies to them and some of the rest of us are kinda wondering about your previous experiences.

On boudoir shots, I'm a firm no. Even the best are too static and commonplace to interest me in any way.

Boudoir is fine, just be careful not to leave the pictures on too long.

I think when people get boudoir shots, they are so good, they keep them up for way longer than they should. I don’t post anything older than 1 year and I usually rotate a new picture in every week and kill something else.

So I think a few tasteful boudoir shots are fine, just don’t keep them up for longer than a year or two.

Administrative approval on my profile. Take a look and see if I need to make further edits! I know I still need to get that vacay or event shot- coming soon promise! What are your thoughts on boudoir shots-I’m getTing that done in a few weeks. Would only add 1 maybe 2 at most- thanks again for the insight!!

Weird! I didn’t think I messed with our weight. In any case I’ll fix that when I can. I was told to lighten the close up f the two of us and the only way to do that and have it look decent was to go black and white. But I’ll just delete it and we’ll take another since we don’t mind taking pics....

I just looked to see if the text had been approved and it looks like you've made a change to your stats that might be a problem. I'm pretty sure you had weights before and now both of you weigh zero. That will cause some people to wonder what else you're hiding.

One more thing-I periodically rotate my pictures. So I let the old ones drop off and I put new ones on. I also rotate the default picture so that way I just draw more attention. Since you two seem to be photogenic and willing to take pictures, I would suggest that you add a new picture every month and take one away every month. It gets me attention.

The black-and-white picture is kind of weird. But I like the addition of the bathing suit picture. I would just add in one more of you doing something fun like going to a Nationals game Or hiking or even riding go carts. I think you to look good, and I’m still waiting for you to reach out to me...

Thanks everyone for your input. I have overhauled our profile using your ideas and waiting on administrative approval. Take a look if you have a chance! Again, super appreciative of all your help!

Sorry we're late to the party, but I wanted to also get the Mrs's input on this one before I posted. Remember, this is meant to help even if there's a part that sounds snarky...we're trying to help you understand how others can perceive your efforts.

We, like Velma, might be interested in meeting you two. The reasons we might not respond positively if you contacted us (which would make us hesitatant to contact you) are partially related to profile content...it's as others have said in not so many words, sparse. It could also use a lot more development on the hooks. (More on this later)

The other is the plethora of tattoo pics. It's okay to be proud of them. Show your favorite one, and maybe allude to the rest of them. Leave the rest to the imagination for now. There are enough of them to make someone who doesn't have any self-conscious, as well as (Sorry, but this was truly said) "Well, we could definitely identify her body if she ever turns up at the morgue".

Hooks: Ink is an amazing hook. If your potential playmates are into it (Mr. C absolutely is, though neither of us has any), a flash of one or two is enough to get their attention. Those that find them sexy will ask, if only as a way to start a conversation, which then leads to flirtation, and sometimes hotnakedsexypilesofhappiness. Those that aren't into them will need something else to start a conversation with.

The other hooks you mention are music, dancing and travel. What kind of music? Are you musicians or just amazing audience members? What kind of dancing? Do you teach? (During one of our first LS encounters the male half of our playmates started out teaching Mrs. C. how to dance the cha-cha, and that was his "in" to get her into his arms and it was all hotnakedsexypilesofhappiness from there). Where have you traveled? Where would you like to go?

Hooks are all conversation starters, and a good profile has more of them than a fly-fisherman's hat. While you're fleshing out the profile, make sure to develop those hooks, either with pictures or text. Remember, the more you have the better.

You guys are rock stars! Thank you so much for the insight- I’ll be making those changes shortly ??

MsMolly has spent the last 14 hours going to, through and back out of Yosemite in a very small car full of women and now I'm drinking. So, not at my best, but I'll do my best.

My usual disclaimer is roughly that this process can feel mean, particularly if "you should totally fuck me" isn't appended to even the mildest of critiques. It won't be here, but my intentions are benign and I totally want other people (besides Velma, who is already sold) to fuck you. So, might sound mean, totally not meant that way, completely about your profile, not about you.

Your tagline is meant to be enticing in some way, either clever or sincere, but bypassing the obvious. You'd be better served with a change here.

Looking For should feel full of personality, but it doesn't quite get there and I don't know why. Part of it might be the "well kept," which is grammatically correct but more often used for things like houses than people. Also, if you toggle an interest for single women, they should be mentioned. And, yes, do indeed say what you want these people for.

Description is fine right up to the part that starts "...drama free," and then continues to the end of the section. The mere mention of drama is a poor idea, not least because those who bring the drama appear to be totally unaware that they're the source. The rest of it can go because it either duplicates what is better left to your stats and photos or is too wide a range of possible interpretations.

For example, shy could mean you two are a lot of work and won't do your half of the social contact. Shaved generally indicates itchy stubble. Wind the useful stuff into what is generally working and lose the rest. And maybe cut down on the exclamation marks.

PAW has handled Fantasies insofar as content is concerned, but here's one of the reasons not to leave it blank: Every section is a place where you have an opportunity to connect with others. Describing them in the first section, talking about yourselves and your vanilla interests in the second, and then non graphically being enthusiastic about your fantasies in the third.

One, two, three opportunities to make a connection that will prompt others to say yes. Don't waste any of them.

Because no certs after a multi-year membership here really is a red flag, I'd address it directly. This is a good place to be both funny and honest. We made this account in 20xx and then froze! But we finally thawed out and are enthusiastic now. Yeah, I know. Not great. See above re. motorized tin can, women and alcohol. Plus massive overload of natural beauty.

I know you can do better. ;-)

Good luck.

Hopefully I can type faster than you make changes - nude disappeared and bathing suit photo appeared while I was thinking of what to say!

The interior pictures of the two of you are pretty dark - and have a lot of visual clutter in the background. I'd probably delete them and just use the ones on the deck. But keep the close-up of your faces (especially if you can lighten the photo) it is a better representation of you being in love than a statement in your text. I'm not sure you need two pictures of your backside sunbathing so pick your favorite. A few pictures of some sort of event or activity are all you need to round out your public gallery. Ten pictures or less are usually enough - you just want to entice potential playmates to ask for more.

In Looking For you should probably mention if you are looking for on-going FWB or one-time casual encounters or both or something in between.

As Velma noted you want to leave out of Description things in your stats (height, weight, etc). Also leave out things better shown in your pictures (tattooed, in shape/fit, happily married, hair color, etc). That doesn't leave you with much - so add or expand upon what you like to do. Is it line dancing, ballroom dancing, disco; small venue jazz, large venue rock; cruises, seashore, mountains?

Don't leave the last two sections blank - you want to show that you finish what you start. You may not have experience yet but surely you have a fantasy or two (or you probably wouldn't be here). No need to be specific or graphic - broad categories are fine (FFM, FMF, role playing, etc). I'm not seeing any hints of something for Additional Comments but often people will note if they can host,

If you plan on making extensive revisions it is easier to compose your text off-line then copy & paste to SLS after you're happy with it and have run spell check and grammar check.

Good luck and have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

Thanks, but I’m being serious. We should totally meet. But i’ll leave that step up to you.

Lmao you are hilarious! We haven’t actually been active for 3 years only since April- we were too chicken 3 years ago. We have no certs because we haven’t had any dates! I didn’t realize that was a huge issue! I will remove the nudes and add a pool photo and vacay photo! Thanks for your input!! We really appreciate it!

So: Full disclosure. I'm usually pretty vocal and opinionated when I review a profile. But honestly, you two are pretty good picture-wise.

And I'm not saying this because I would totally fuck your husband. I'm just being honest.

I invented something I called the DEBauCH method for taking pictures, which means that you need a DATE pic. A pic at an EVENT. A pic at the BEACH. A picture of the CHICK and a picture of HIM.

About the only thing I would do picture-wise is get rid of one of the nudes and replace it with a picture of the two of you at the beach or a pool. I would also get rid of one picture of the two of you together and replace it with a picture of you traveling or at a Nationals / Orioles game.

Hey, I have an idea!!! Come to Silver Spring. We can go to a brewery. I can get an EVENT pic of you two at Denizens or Silver Branch and then you can fuck me. Opened my pics.

You have a couple of red flags text wise. You don't have any certs even though you've been on for three years. You can remedy that by coming to Silver Spring and fucking me. I can solve that cert problem if you fuck me hard enough.

Remove your stats from your profile. You will gain or lose weight and odds are you will forget to update it in one section, but not the other. Differing information is a red flag.

Add some fantasies in there. It's a critical section that can hook people in. Here: I can help you. Cut and paste this into your "Fantasies" section.

"It's always been our fantasy to fuck a Jewish Redhead in the ass."

Miss Molly will come along soon to give you more specific text suggestions. In the mean time, I would work on some of those minor picture changes.

Hey there! We have had lots of people say we have a nice profile, but we haven’t really had anyone approach us or respond to any of our messages showing interest. What have I left out? What should I add? I know you will as I’ve read your other posts lol but be totally honest we have thick skin!! Thank you- Stacy & Chris