Profile Review

Fort Payne, AL, Us

I'm probably going to be more blunt than normal because you need a smack upside the head. The phrase "what is he thinking?" ran through my head after reading your profile. A profile is essentially an advertisement to attract and entice those you hope to play with. What part of your profile is attractive and/or enticing?

Once you toss the stupid warning there are three lines remaining plus your tag line. That you've managed to state the obvious while being a bit repetitious with so few words is noteworthy. We get it, you're straight - it says so in your stats. Obviously you hope everyone will shower before meeting. And you're new to this and want to have fun - that's pretty much expected at your age.

Read other profile reviews and see if you can incorporate the general advice into another attempt at writing a profile. Try to answer the questions implied in the section headers with some actual information. If you are here for quick and/or easy sex then think again - this may not be the place for you. There's no line of women waiting to jump all over you. There are a lot more single gentlemen here than there are couples or single ladies looking to play with them - we can be picky.

If you decide this really is where you need to be then good luck, have fun and stay safe!

~Phoebert's Wife

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi and welcome. This is a great way too collect varying opinions and then figure out what applies to and works best for you. I'm just going to give you a scattershot look at everything I'm thinking about your profile and probably won't be diplomatic, but my intentions are kind.

So, first, I hope you add more photos, but at least the one you have is orange, which is an eye catching color, even if I'm a little distracted by the wrinkles. Definitely concentrate on full body clothed shots, though, of you in clothing that fits.

Your tagline is a bit eyebrow raising. First, taglines are meant to invite people to open your profile and learn more about you, so short and clever is best. Also, sex isn't really clean, so I'm puzzled.

As far as your profile, you'd be hard pressed to create a less informative one. The purpose of a profile is to entice and interest and here's what you have to say about what you're looking for, who you are, and what sort of fantasies and experience you have:

"Looking to explore and have nice clean straight fun New to this lifestyle. I'm single and looking to have fun.
Ask away will tell in person over drinks or before the fun starts."

With literally hundreds of single guys out there of all ages, accomplishments, and body types, why would anyone in your vicinity choose you based on what you've written? Like, not to be discouraging, but you actually have to do some work, because there are a lot of you and far fewer couples and single women looking for single men.

So, Looking For is about who and what you're looking for. And since you've used the word "clean" again, I wonder if you're somehow confusing disease free with cleanliness or, worse, that you think that some swingers are just dirty people and you only want the clean ones. Either way, focus on who you're interested in, mature couples, single women, whatever, just give them a way to see themselves in what you write. Then a bit about what you're looking for (long term, hot fun for a night, whatever).

Description requires that you say something about who you are as a person. You needn't talk about what you're looking for (that's the section above), so fill this space with the kinds of details that make you unique. It's not your dick or your desire to fuck someone/anyone or how you want to fuck them, just in case that's not clear. It's that you like muscle cars, or video games, or craft beers or whatever. I know this is a sex site, but most of the couples and women on here could have sex nearly every single day if they weren't too fussy (and even if they were, for some of them), and what's attractive is who people are as people.

Fantasies needn't be graphic, but please do better. You have an opportunity to engage the interests of others who are looking for similar things or just be charmed by you, so don't waste it.

Additional comments is for anything that doesn't fit in the other sections and should end on a high note. Please eliminate that stupid warning which is not only based on an internet legend, you've used one of the versions that cite a statute that can easily be looked up and therefore look silly, since this is what happens when you type "Chap. #26543 Privacy Act" into a search box:

"The Privacy Act of 1974, as amended, 5 U.S.C. § 552a, establishes a code of fair information practices that governs the collection, maintenance, use, and dissemination of information about individuals that is maintained in systems of records by federal agencies. A system of records is a group of records under the control of an agency from which information is retrieved by the name of the individual or by some identifier assigned to the individual."

This is not a federal agency.

Anyway, collect opinions, make changes, and then come back for a review.

Port Orchard, WA, Us

I didn't bother reading your profile when I saw your photo.

Seymour, TN, Us

Well for starters a pic of a sloppy orange sweatshirt isn't going to attract much interest. You need to post some additional pics of yourself in something more appealing. Expand on your profile also. There will certainly be more comments from others. Look at what other men have done and use as a guide.

Looking to have the best profile that I can.