Profile review

Lets be honest.. your photos most of them are terrible.. selfies really, have some friends take some nice ones , doing something, what is exciting about any of your photos.. now your profile... Really, speaks volumes.. very vague, juvenile and no thought or imagination.. You have a nice smile.. capture that with some classy and action photos of life.

Would you turn in a resume or work product like that.. ?

If we have to tell a person of your age what to do.. sorry its not happening !

So there is something not good about your pictures. Can't put my thumb on it, because you are not ugly, but they are not a turn on. The rest is ok, some of the lines I liked. I think in general having something specific (looking for an older lady to show you the ropes) is better than just general blah. Also it's a pet peeve when someone described themselves physically - that's what the pictures already show. Finally, it is true that single ladies are in rare supply so just looking for that would be tough.

Your facial expressions in your selfies are a hard "no." A shirtless pic or full body shot is fine. You just don't need multiples and lead out with a really good pic. Taking good pictures isn't too hard when using the timer on your camera app. Be sure you have an uncluttered background and smile or at least have a devious grin.

Many will be turned off by that newbie smell that you give off and proclaim. There's no need to broadcast it and cull yourself from consideration.

If you read a few other reviews you'll find that most single men receive a lot of the same advice. And you'll see that we can be quite blunt at times - but it is all with the goal of helping you craft a profile that works for you rather than against you.

You profile is somewhere in the meh range. It might not be actively working against you but it is definitely not helping you.

The picture in the suit is OK (are flipped up shirt collars a thing again?) but all the selfies need to be deleted. And put your clothes on - half naked selfies are rarely a good look. I know we always say post a beach or pool picture to show off your body - but it should be a picture taken by someone else. Remember to smile and watch for clutter or visual chaos in the background.

I always wonder if single guys interested in only single females are really swingers or if they just think they'll find numerous sexual partners on a swinger site. If you cannot imagine sharing or swapping your significant other then you might not be in the right place. So think about what you really want and write Looking For and Fantasies/Experience to reflect an interest in swinging if you decide to stay. Description should be what entices others to contact you. Are you the life of the party, do you dance all night, would you rather listen to jazz or country music, drink at a wine bar or beer joint - what do you do for fun?

Let us know when your revised profile is approved if you'd like additional advice.

Good luck and have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

Yep, it's fixed. I really hope you looked at some of the other threads here, because if you didn't, the bluntness of the responses is going to be an unpleasant surprise. It's all kindly meant, no matter how harshly phrased.

I don't have a ton of time, but you also don't have a ton of content, so it should work out. If I was looking for someone and found a profile where Looking For said, basically, I have no clue who or what I'm looking for because I don't know what's available, I'd nope right out, thanks. If you haven't sat down with yourself and thought about what you'd like to get out of the experience, do so before you go any further. Because while it's possible that what you're looking for results in someone turning you down, not having a clue pretty much guarantees most people will say no.

Also, if you're only looking for single women, you're in the wrong place. There are very few on line and the vast majority of women who play with single men are married or partnered and looking for MFM threesomes. If that's not something you're interested in, you can occasionally get lucky at a club or party, but you'd be better off hanging out in bars or reactivating your Tinder account.

Description isn't terrible, but it also isn't particularly enticing. Plus, you have a syntax error. This isn't really the place where you talk about sex, but it is where you make an effort to interest and charm others. So instead of your slightly deadened language, insert some personality. You're not trying to impress anyone, which is probably counter-intuitive, but to make them interested enough that they might consider meeting you to see if you're fuckable. Talking about being engaged with the world is not really going to do that. Who are you? What are the interesting things you like to do? Where are your quirks? Don't bare your soul, but do sand off some of the veneer.

Fantasies is okay, although people don't generally like being someone's bucket list item. Try saying you are attracted to or interested in older women, which is the same thing but spun in such a way that you're no longer objectifying your object.

Additional comments is a bit clangy for me, but it's the first place I've seen your personality, so I'm in favor.

Velma is the photo expert, but until she weighs in, I'll just say all but one of yours are terrible. Selfies suck giant balls and bad selfies are worse. Have others take your photos and please smile.

Good luck. Come back when you've collected a few more opinions and made changes.

lol, ok thank you, i didn't even realize. I think I fixed it.

You have your profile hidden from couples so there isnt’ a lot i can help you with.

I'm very new here. I would love and appreciate any input, suggestions, advice etc. on my profile. Thanks :)