Profile review?

I don't think we even need to be gentle with your profile - you don't have anything glaringly offensive that I can see. Just a few nit-picky things you might want to think about adjusting.

In your stats I see two things that look a bit off. Do you really want only drinkers? The defaults are for wanting drinkers and smokers and they used to reset themselves after every modification. I'm not sure if that's still true but you might want to change that to "drinkers OK' so you include the non-drinkers. And then her age is pretty close to your upper age preference - not really a problem but I generally find it is more realistic if your ages are in the middle of your range. You might want to raise that preference a bit - you can always say no but many over 50 are a lot of fun.

My preference is for more vanilla info and less sexy info - and I'm not a fan of the "him about her/her about him" format but that's just me. You text is much better than most so I wouldn't worry much about it - tweak it as you see fit in the future.

Your pictures are pretty good. Over time I'd replace individual selfies with pictures taken by each other. You only need one shirtless photo of him - I prefer the one by the window more than the bathroom selfie. After it warms up again you can replace it with a pool or beach photo - shirtless always looks better when there is a reason for it.

So maybe a few minor tweaks but generally your profile should serve you well - have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

I think what you have is pretty good. There are just a few minor modifications.

I opened a private gallery for you so you can see some examples of pictures that you should have.

I would put a full-body clothed couples pic right after the default pic- you can rearrange your pictures using “tools” but you have to do it on a computer, not a phone.

I normally only suggest that guys pose Shirtless at a beach or a pool. But in this case, I think it ok. Just kill one of the shirtless pictures. We only need to see you shirtless once.

I would replace one of the shirtless pictures with a picture of you doing something interesting. I took a quick look and there are two rock climbing gyms in Providence. Go there and get a short bouldering class and have one of the instructors take a few pictures of you. It shows you have a life outside of swinging.

Ok, two final things. You may want to move your looking for ages up to 55. It will just give you more opportunities since 50 is about the age when the kids are older and people can host.

And also, and I’m trying to say this as gently as I can, I don’t believe your weights are accurate. Based on your pictures, I think both the male and female half’s are off by about 20 pounds. I don’t think that will be a dealbreaker and most guys won’t notice, but it smells fishy to me. I don’t update my weight everyday, but I bounce between 175-185. But I also don’t say that I’m 140lbs.

Food for thought.

Your profile actually looks pretty good. You have enough info in your essays to give an idea of your personalities without having a novel of text to sift through. Enough photos to give a good idea of your looks, how you dress, and enough skin to be sexy, plus photos of both of you which is critical. You have private galleries with presumably face pix for when you get serious about meeting someone, also critical IMHO. Punctuation, spelling, and grammar seem in order. Anything and everything can be improved and I'm sure others will make some helpful suggestions, but overall I say it's pretty well done. It ticks all the boxes we like to see.

If you were 1,000 miles closer and looking for people over 50, it would be almost perfect ;)

Biggest thing I can see is the description lists very few interests other than sex. These are potential talking points for people to reach out to you and many prefer to do that with people that they know they have common interests with. You did list boating and overnights, but I'm guessing there are other things you like doing in your spare time (besides sex ;-)

The pics looked fine (to me) but some dislike and may comment on the mirror selfies. Other than that, maybe find a more creative tag line and it otherwise looked OK to me.