Profile Review

Remember - everything said is about your profile, not about you personally.

To be honest - your age preferences and unsmiling picture pretty much have me giggling as I put you in the "oh hell no" category. There are just certain things you don't say out loud - and essentially saying that women who are five years younger than you are too old to have sex with is one of those things.

If Velma doesn't show up with advice, then go looking at other reviews until you find where she outlines her DEBauCH system of core pictures for your public gallery. My advice is more general - smile, watch for clutter or visual chaos in the background and avoid selfies.

As MsMolly noted there is a bit of confusion in Looking For - do some serious thinking about who you want to play with and rewrite that section. If you are less inclined to engage in bi activities when playing with a couple you may want to also include MFM as something you are looking for. The arrangement of the letters matters (MFM is no male bi activity with the lady as the focus; MMF includes male bi activity). An indication of a preference for on-going FWB or one time encounters (or whatever type of relationship you hope for) would also go in this section.

You can delete at least half of Description - do you really know anyone that is OK with abusing women? The best thing for this section is to expand upon the first sentence. Fantasies should be what you've tried and enjoyed as well as what you'd still like to try. Additional Comments is anything that doesn't fit well in the other sections - but don't leave it blank.

Read the advice given in other reviews and read as many profiles as you have time for - you'll start to see what is enticing and what is off-putting. Generally a conversational writing style works best with a few sentences or short paragraphs per section.

Don't rely only on online encounters for finding playmates - see if there are Meet & Greets in your area so that you can meet others in a no-expectations situation. Even if those you meet don't play with single guys they may know people that do - make a favorable impression and you might get an introduction.

If you want additional advice let us know when your revised profile has been approved.

Good luck and have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

Oh, also, I knew I forgot something. You're 66 years old and your age range is less than a third your age to six years younger. That's pretty much a recipe for never having sex with a woman again. You might want to up both those ends of your range by at least a decade.

Hi. You've come to the right place for honest and critical. This can feel really unpleasant, so please know it's kindly meant, however harsh it might seem.

So, you need to work on your photos. Velma has a system, I do not. However, I do want to see a full body (clothed, please!) and a smiling face.

Tagline - What you have actually belongs in Looking For. Your tagline should be short and inviting so as to get people to open your profile to learn more about you. If you can't think of anything, check out the taglines of forum posters or men far, far away from you and repurpose one or two.

Looking For - The impression I'm getting is that you aren't interested in penetrative sex. If that's untrue, you need to fix that sentence about your primary interest. Also, think this through a little more carefully. You will consider sucking dick during a threesome and you're interested in one on one encounters with men. Why would you be lukewarm about doing something in the context of a threesome that you are looking for with a solo guy? Clarity matters here.

Perhaps instead you could just write out that you're looking for couples and singles and then what you're looking for, as in social as well as sexual times, fwbs, whatever.

Description - It starts off well by describing you and your interests and then goes off the rails. First, most people are somewhat shy on first meeting, so unless you're mute for the first few minutes, you can eliminate that sentence. And what is a responsible conversation? Instead of that sentence about respecting and being respecting, just add "respectful" to your self description and toss that last sentence which is just a total wtf.

Much of what you have in Looking For could actually be rewritten and reused in Fantasies. Whatever you do, work out a way to not say couples of both sexes, because it makes no sense.

Do not leave Additional comments blank. There are a number of things you could say here and only you know what those are, but end on a high note, because you want people to want to reach out to you.

Good luck. Collect more opinions, make some changes and then please come back for a review. You might also consider reading some of the threads here to pick up tips about what should go into your profile.

Would appreciate an honest and critical review of my profile.