Profile review

I'm probably going to be a bit meaner than usual for me - mostly because you're profile is just so annoying. All the incomplete sentences and poor spacing/punctuation is very hard to read. And it reads like you just added information willy-nilly without regard to the section headers.

Put down your phones and go to a computer with a word processor to compose your text. If something is in the stats section or shows in your pictures you do not need to include it in your text - odds are when things change you'll forget to change it in both places. Being able to see all (or most all) of your profile text at one time will make it easier to get things in the right section and avoid repetition. Do a little research about ellipses if you insist on trying to use them. MsMolly gave good advice about improving your text - read it again and pretend I said the same things.

Of the 24 pictures in your public gallery I only like #1, #4 & #10. Go find Velma's advice on core pictures for your public gallery - then take a picture next time you go out for a nice dinner, take a bare-chested picture of him boating and maybe another picture of the two of you doing something fun. My general photo advice - smile (even if you obscure your face it affects body language), watch for clutter or visual chaos in the background and avoid selfies. The stiff, posed pictures of you against a blank white wall really aren't attractive - they just show off your costumes. Leave the more risque pictures for private galleries - you can open them when you send messages to others.

Good luck and have fun!

~Phoebert's Wife

Ok.... hot bodies and big tools will mask a lot of the flaws molly mentions. But the flaws will serve to turn some folks off. So to increase your hit rate you'll do well to listen to the advice and make it work for you.

Your text is a little hard to read as is. For us, full sentences and paragraphs are more appealing. But that's us. YMMV.

Hi. It's good to know you have thick skin, but I'm going to give you the disclaimer anyway, because this can feel like a very harsh process. However mean anything might sound, it's in aid of helping you be (more) successful. And you're going to need to keep that warning in mind as you read, because I don't like your profile even a little bit. It's not about you though, just your profile and how it presents you.

So, first, while I usually leave photos to Velma, you have 10 galleries and 24 photos in your public gallery. That is way too many. And if your public gallery is any indication, you can safely lose almost all of them without losing any benefit. What can be removed from your public gallery are the multiple shots of his dick (eww, no, if I want to see I'll ask), anything where her boobs sag (it's hard to film breasts straight on) and the one where her clothes are wrinkled. I generally like costume photos, but I don't think yours are great so they can probably go as well. I think that, along with cutting the number of your galleries in half, will get rid of the worst offenders, as well as the impression that you're vain and have no aesthetic sense. You have some great photos, but they're currently lost. It's really better to have six great shots than a bunch of random photos.

As far as your profile text, you have your sections mixed up.

Looking For is just meant to be about the people you're looking for and then what you're looking for. And mention every group you've toggled an interest in. Leave out the part about not responding, etc., in favor of just saying what you want. Also leave out anything about yourselves unless it directly relates to who you're looking for.

Description is just about you. Right now your descriptive information is scattered in three places and it all needs to be here. And then say something more about yourselves than you're fit and fun. That will get you people who only care that you're fit, but it's not enough to attract those who actually want some sort of mental attraction. So, what are some of your vanilla interests? What will we talk about during that first meeting? Give enough to suggest you have some depth. Lose the negativity about how hard it is to find a four way attraction. It's true, but that's your inside voice. It doesn't need to be in your profile.

Fantasies is a chance to briefly outline your actual experience and enough of your fantasies to humanize yourselves and possibly give others something to connect with. You're currently wasting that opportunity.

Additional comments is mostly a wasted opportunity as well. Anything descriptive goes in Description, but you don't need to mention things that are much better conveyed in stats and photos, and if you're interested enough to open your photos, why aren't you writing to people? That just makes you sound like work.

That's pretty much all I have except that no certs after nearly five years is pretty much a red flag for most people.

Good luck. I hope you collect opinions, make some changes and then come back for a review.

Please provide honest review. We have thick skin.