Profile review

1lkydogRegular
Swarthmore, PA, Us

Shouting a Philly Yoooo over the bridge to the well bodied man in nearby NJ, I’m in 100% in agreement with every author before me - they're perfectly spot on.

My own personal interest is with your left elbow and wondering if you have a frozen joint? I looked at all 39 of your public pics and none show your left elbow extended. In all your visible pictures your left arm's flexed 90 degrees at the elbow, and you have a phone in your hand; forensically speaking. If you're a person with disabilities you should be truthful to avoid uncomfortable surprises if we met in person, or change arms and extend your left lower arm in a few shots, or maybe not post as many selfies, or have someone else take pictures of you with both your arms fully extended with nothing in your hands.

I’m also seeing good representations of "The Stance" from men's magazines. Also good representations of the lovelorn, the geo-thinker, and the involuntary pouter and they make me wonder about you live and whether you'd stand, and pose, the same way in person? Nothing personal about you whatsoever, it’s the preponderance of your similar profile poses that makes me imagine I’d see one of these stances at a hotel party. If nothing else, remember William Cowper's 1785 poem The Task: “Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.”

If you want to be a Bull only and you're hittin-it regularly, my congratulations. You look like you have the right equipment and you’re keeping it in shape; even with a frozen left elbow your body looks in good shape. On the other hand, if you’re looking for ways to improve your game, find somebody full time, or get into niches you can’t write about, I'd suggest you have someone else take pictures of you, show your awesome body once, and think about showing a candid, softer, less picturesque you.

And last the perils of “Empty Additional Comments Syndrome.” Before SLS, Aristotle postulated that "Nature Abhors a Vacuum and that any void is destine to be immediately filled"…life’s like that; drink a beer and the can fills-up with air as you drain the beer and it’s the same reason why a cannonball into the Atlantic Ocean doesn't punch a permanent hole in the water. From Aristotle's observation and human nature combined, we know your barren, wordless, "Additional Comments” section is being filled in by the thoughts of others. Human nature tells me you should fill in this section yourself.

I hope this helps - and thanks for the awesome flex shots.

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi. Whatever you have is working for you, but if you want to step up some, there is definitely room for improvement.

Start by pruning your photos down to a manageable number and seriously consider doing something other than posing for the camera. If you must do selfies (it's better if you don't), don't let your phone show and don't look down.

Also in dire need of pruning are your certs. Have some from each year you've been doing this, try to keep the number under 10, and keep only the well written ones that talk about things you want hghlighted.

It's not that some of us don't have sex with lots of people (we do), but too many certs is as bad as too few. Plus it puts the same burden of too muchness on others that your photos do.

I've looked at your profile text multiple times and can't remember what you wrote. It's a little impersonal, except for Fantasies, which is really good, and nothing you wrote differentiates you from any other guy. There are some typos (use spell check) and Additional comments needs words.

I'm sure you're terrific, so demonstrate some of that in what you write.

Good luck.

Bartlett, TN, Us

@jr, when you say better, are you able to explain in a bit more detail what you are looking for? I only ask because you have 25 current certs.

AandJinNNJVeteran
Ringwood, NJ, Us

You're a good looking guy who works hard on staying fit and it shows. That's going to open a lot of doors for you. And, as long as you're not a total asshat a lot of legs too.

But the selfies are a little over done. Can you get some pics of you doing something other then lifting your shirt in a mirror or at the gym? Maybe doing something interesting, at a ballgame, rock climbing, anything that might peak some interest and show that you do more than just workout and stand in front or mirrors.

We also think you have too many public pics. We got through the 1st 20 then stopped. They're all the same pic so no need to go on. Someone else will be along with more detailed pic suggestions soon we hope.

Your text is ok. What it tells us is that you're willing to be a human dildo. A hot human dildo but not really anything more. You tell nothing about your interests outside of the bedroom.

But that's our 2 cents. You have lots of certs which means you're having success. Consider if you're happy with your success rate before changing anything. It seems to be working for you.

North Wales, PA, Us

Single male, would like help to create a better profile. Any advice is appreciated.