Profile Review!

It’s a Philly-like yoooooo to niceguy from our wonderful Commonwealth and a big nice yoooo to his good looking dreads. Glad to see you, nice to read you, and happy to offer you some constructive comments on your wobbling profile. At this point, please don’t take what I write personally because I’m only writing about your profile and not about you. Instead, try to think of me as your old-guy-wingman who's trying his damnedest to get you laid.

Your nice looking dread locks and comfortable male statistics on the top of your profile make you seem like an interesting character. Then I scroll down to the bottom of your page, where the finest thoughts about you dissolve away and slip down the drain.

Leading your plunge down the tube are capitalizing the first letter of every word in Looking For, no words in Fantasies, and 10 meaningless words in Additional Comments. It's so apparent to my eyes that these literally disintegrate everything promising, bright, and thoughtful about you - and that shouldn’t be the case when we’re dread fans on men and women.

Capitalizing the first letter of every word’s OK when you’re texting your peeps or others with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder), however "Older Caucasian Women” and “Cougars” won’t see it that way. There’s also no antonyms to “Caucasian," only dark skinned, negroid, African, and black which makes Caucasian a word I wouldn’t use for that reason. IMO you’re a better using black or white and using <<cub to a cougar>> instead of writing "Where Are My Cougars At?>>. My suggestion is you write to your audience and not your peers.

It’s also impossible for anyone to relate to meanness clichés, like "What She Wants And How She Wants It” and "For Good Times With Better People And Memories That Will Last And Friendships That Last Even Longer!” Start over, from the beginning, or try writing back to me in an email about the things you want to say, then add that email into your profile; you may see clarity and improvement.

When I clicked-away from your page there’s no residual feeling of saying goodbye to a person I just met; only a remembrance of how quickly the guy with dreads went down the tubes. If I remembered things about your life, your hobbies, your interests and your special skills beyond your sexual braggadocio you could become a human earworm - that’s the piece of music we can’t get it out of out head and we replay the verse a million times in our mind. Right now you're not there.

Combine new personal details about you and think about you want to leave behind in the minds of your lovers. Good luck and I hope I've helped.

Hi. I don't have as much time as I would like to review your profile and, fair warning, my default approach is to be as blunt as a hammer (more time means I have time to search for more diplomatic language). Just...read it with the knowledge that I want you to get laid.

So, first, I have no clue what your tagline means. I think I like it. Actually, I'm sure I do. But it's a puzzler. Just lose all the capital letters and the emoji and you're good.

In Looking For, again with the capital letters. They make it hard to read and I got lost somewhere in the middle. I think what you have is good (enough that I am not sure if you're misspelling ecstasy on purpose or not), but until you fix it, I won't know for sure. You can have capital letters at the beginning of sentences and if you're set on Caucasian instead of white, there. Otherwise, please fix it. You might want to also address your interest in couples as well as women alone.

In Description, "orally gifted" is something your certs say about you, not something you say about yourself. I can give you a bunch of reasons later if you need them, but for now maybe it's enough to know that I expect that to be the case for everyone over the age of 20. You need a comma between person and kind and I'm pretty sure you want "answer" instead of "ask" at the end of that last sentence.

Say more about yourself. You're laid back, etc., but what are we going to talk about? Tell me more, please.

Don't leave Fantasies empty. No elaborate stroke material, just something about what you like, where your interests lie, and something about your experience.

Happy birthday and do something else in Additional comments, even if it's only to clean up the typos until you change it on November 1.

On photos, the car selfie can go away. Use that close up of you smiling as your default instead. Actually, you have a great smile, so why does it only appear once? You're going to need the one of the tatts and I like the full length in a suit photo but the rest can go. Even the one of the adorable dog. It hurts to say get rid of that one, but the cropping is wrong and you look about 20 years older and 20 pounds heavier. So, no. Have someone else take a few of you doing interesting things, smiling if at all possible.

When you're done collecting whatever opinions get posted, come back for a review and refinement.

Good luck.

Would love some help making my profile better ! Please review and help an guy out!