I'm going to guess you no longer want a profile review based on the deletion of your original post. So, I won't do one. I will suggest that picking flattering angles for your photos and thinking of your profile as a kind of resume is nothing like catfishing. Nor is it dishonest.
Good luck to you.
I appreciate the pointers on taking pictures doing different things and dressing different.. But hiding this and that, I'm not good with. We're not trying to catfish anybody. If they don't like our guts and double chin so be it,somebody out there will.
I do a lot of picture reviews.
To start, I opened a private gallery for you to show you the kind of pictures you should have.
I often say you should use the DEBauCH method. Meaning you need a picture of the two of you dressed up like you are going on a DATE. A picture of you two at an EVENT like a baseball game, cycling, at a carnival or whatever.. A picture of you two at the BEACH or the pool. A picture of the CHICK and a picture of HIM.
All pictures should be full-body and taken by somebody else. Use selfies sparingly. Watch your backgrounds. Make sure your house isn't too messy. Never take a picture with a gun or a fish. Don't make funny faces.
The DATE picture is most important, because I want to know when you show up for a meet that you will be dressed well.
The good news is that your pictures show that you are happy and in love. I like that. The bad news is that there is a lot of clutter in your pictures and they are poorly lit. I would delete all of your pictures.
Look through the private gallery I opened for you. Then I want you to get dressed up and go to a nice restaurant. Have the waitress or somebody, take a full body picture of you. By nice, I mean dress like you are going to church. Then take a more casual picture of you doing something fun - go ride Go-Karts or go to a Phillies game and have someone take your picture. Take one at a neighbor's pool. Then do a nice pic of the lady and a nice full-body of the guy. Repost here and we'll re-review.
One more thing. If the idea of kissing another lady doesn't make the wife want to vomit in her mouth, list her as bi-curious. Many other couples are looking for bi-curious women. I'm technically straight, but I have no problem kissing or smushing boobs with another woman if it turns the guys on.
