Profile critique

Lost another one, eh?

Dear people who ask for critiques and then don't like what they hear: I swear, we are just channeling and externalizing what other people are thinking and responding to when they read your profiles. We're not being mean because it's fun. We just want you to get laid and are willing to help you overcome every barrier you have inadvertently put into place in order to get you there.

Also, go skydiving. It isn't quite as much fun as sex, but it's pretty fucking close.

Your profile isn't necessarily bad. The problem is that it's just average. As a single male, there is nothing that makes you stand out here.

I would get rid of the bathroom selfie. If you are going to take a shirtless selfie, do it at the beach, Add some more pictures of you doing interesting things.

I am still pretty busy but I loved being part of a 3some and 4some

Red flag. Why should I choose you if I think you will be to busy to get together?

Looking to go skydiving soon once my life policy papers go through..lol.

Two problems with this sentence. First, Why do you need a life policy if you are single? Do you have kids? Are you really married? And take out the "lol." It's very beta and tells me that you aren't confident.

A confident man would have already gone skydiving. The fact that you say you want to and then you joke about an excuse of why you haven't done it tells me you have zero confidence and that is not sexy.

Look, as a single male, you are competing not just against every other single male on the site, but against my husband. My husband owns a software company. He's travels around the country doing triathlons. If he decided to go skydiving, he would be in the air TODAY. That's what you are competing with. Step up your game.

Take new pictures, alter the text and repost.