SWB: What we think is funny, others take so damn literal when it comes to those things. A couple years back, Mrs. 888 had me take some stuff out of ours that had puns in it because people would ask her about things and see it in another light than was it was really meant to be.
Good luck! :thumbs up:
~Allen
SWBurbCpl, you're entirely welcome. I hope the opportunities keep coming and I'll restrain myself from the obvious double entendre that would generally follow. ;-)
Hi. Listen to Velma about the photos. I looked at all of them and you guys are adorable, but that is a lot of photos and way more work than I'd want if I was just perving your profile. Also, I'm not a fan of unsmiling men (I've seen you do it and trust me, it's a better look than brooding) or cock shots, even when hidden by boxer briefs.
So, in terms of your profile, you have a duplicate cert that you need to erase. And your tagline belongs down at the very end of Additional comments, maybe with a little more exposition. Then maybe put something clever in its place, or if not clever, then informative.
In Looking For, I sympathize with what you're doing, but you really need to concentrate here on the kind of people you're looking for. Couples? What kind of couples? Single women? Do you want to continue seeing them or are you one and out? Then you can have that paragraph about preferring to host. Not the part about maybe in the future holding parties, because aspirational stuff is fine in conversation but doesn't belong here. But the part about the man cave and guest rooms? Sure. After you've devoted the bulk of the space to who you're looking for and what you'd like to do with them.
In Description, it's we instead of Married Sexy, etc. And then it's he and she, not I. It's because you want it to sound as if your profile was composed by both of you. "Curves in all the right places" is descriptive, but I totally agree with Velma about leaving out the part about being a BBW. Just list her weight, whatever it is, and have a full body shot of her. I've heard the arguments about why women list as 0 and while I'm sympathetic, the truth is that is the weight at which she'll show up at, in the body that weight represents, and if she doesn't love it enough to be honest about it, then she's unlikely to be confident enough to be entirely unselfconscious. List as zero and I'm going to be pretty sure you're too worried about jiggly thighs to completely let go and that's why I refuse everyone who does that, even when I think they're hot.
You've mentioned drama twice and I don't think you should mention it at all. It's not like people who bring the drama know they do it. In fact, they think it's other people. Which is why it's kind of axiomatic that people who talk about drama are likely to be drama bombs.
Fantasies is kind of a bust. You can do better. And this is the place to indicate that she loves women (as opposed to the VERY BI thing that just screams a guy wrote it).
Anyway, can you prune your photos, work on your profile and then come back for a review?
Good luck.
SWB: You would probably have even more hits if you lose the marriage counseling out of your header tag line.
OP: Public pictures: Just how many poses can you possibly have making selfies. 20 pics of him selfies and 15 her selfies and the rest couple selfies. We know you like hats and she has big tits; what else do you have? I don’t want to read your profile yet, change those pictures to active, full body and while only maintaining a few selfies of each if possible.
Own your weight, people are more judging if you don’t post it.
I’ll read your profile after I see the picture number change dramatically.
~Allen
Humility is the most cherished of virtues. :)
If you think my advice is awesome, you should get a load of my vag.
I’m Back from vacation and finally have time to write.
I have a couple of thoughts. Take them or leave them. What I might say may sound harsh, but I’m only saying what other people are thinking.
First off, I would not engage anyone who said they were 0 pounds. If I have to deal with being a size 12, you do too. So that is a dealbreaker for me. If you don’t like your weight, lose weight.
Second, you have way too many pictures. Pair them down to 10 - male face and body, female face and body and a few pics of you doing interesting things like traveling or going to a ball game. Try to avoid having that same picture over and over, it’s tedious.
Keep the one picture of the two of you laughing together. It’s a winner.
You don’t have a single full body pic of the female - or maybe you do. I don’t know because you have 50 pics. Get one on there pronto.
She is a BBW with curves in all the right places
Avoid saying this unless you only want men who are looking for bbw’s. Let your pics do the talking.
The profile was obviously written by the man and it shows. I would try to get the female side’s input and replace “I” with “we” where appropriate.
Then repost and we’ll have at it again.
Just curious if we could get an outsider to critique our profile and maybe get some pointers on any changes.
