Hi. As you might have noticed, things get really blunt really fast around here. It's not done out of meanness, I promise. Everyone really does want you to succeed and they're going to couch their advice in such terms that you can't ignore it and continue on doing what isn't working. That includes me.
So, before we even get to photos, your post here is I/me, but this is a couple's profile. For a lot of reasons, including that singular pronouns throw up significant red flags, from now on use only we/us/he/she/him/her. That includes in your photos, which need to be almost all of the two of you together, preferably looking like you love one another.
I'm not certain what went wrong with your thinking, but people look at profile photos with the aim of imagining fucking the people in them. Do you really want to look up or down and see a surly, unhappy man or woman? So, post new pics - if you're lucky Velma will show up and give specific advice - with the view toward presenting yourself as an interesting, happy couple.
As to your text, there isn't much there. That makes it a little tough for anyone to connect with you.
In Looking For, you're headed in the right direction, except this section is not about you. And it's not about what you don't want. Also, it's women rather than females and lols have no more place here than they do in a resume for a job.
In Description, don't duplicate what is better done in your stats and photos. Do spend some words talking about who you are as a couple, including your vanilla interests. This isn't the place to get sexual, strangely enough. Show up as the unique, personable folks that you are.
Do not leave those last two sections blank. In Fantasies, surely you have at least one, because you're here. So outline it, without being graphic. And say you're new.
In Additional comments, you might want to bring down that misplaced bit about liking to go out, etc., that is currently in Looking For. Then end on a high note of some kind.
Good luck and keep coming back for reviews if you can.
