Hope you've read other reviews and noticed that most of us that respond here are rather opinionated about profiles - and we tend to be blunt. But we really do want to help you maximize your success on SLS.
Making online connections is not a quick and easy process - especially for a single gentleman. Most single ladies and couples have many more single gentlemen vying for their attention than they have time to meet & play with. And not everyone is looking for single gentlemen.
Most of the usual advice given to other single gentlemen applies to your profile - you shouldn't need to read many reviews offered to others to realize what you need to improve (and hopefully how to improve). Try to maintain your quirky, fun writing style - but definitely lose the joke.
Emoji display as ?? so you might as well delete that along with the joke. ;-)
You don't need to go into detail about fantasies or experience but telling us you'll discuss in person is a total punt.
In general you want to provide actual information so others can consider you rather than just say no.
Good luck, have fun and stay safe!
~Phoebert's Wife