Hi and welcome. You seem to know exactly what you want and I'm a little hesitant to wade in, but I also wonder if the way you've phrased things will turn off the best candidates for what you want. You would definitely turn off single women, but men are generally less sensitive to being seen as ambulatory sex toys (I know you're also looking for a friendship, but that's a bit lost in the list of requirements) and it might be okay. So, I'm just going to suggest a few tweaks that put a more positive spin on things. However, if you haven't found exactly what you want in two or three months, please come back and ask for another critique.
So, onward...
First, I'd suggest the only mention of stag and vixen be in your tagline, replacing "couple." Then eliminate either white or Caucasian, because two is a redundancy. Stop at the "...attraction is a must," and put in a blank space. We'll deal with the Crazies, etc. thing in a minute, because it belongs elsewhere. So, after attraction and a space for the next paragraph, it's "Her type is...," followed by yet another space and this is where you say "No bi men and no married men, except with verifiable permission from the wife. Right now, we're only interested in men 20 miles or farther from our town, but that could change over time."
In Description, you don't need to describe your ages, because you have those stats, so something like "We're a laid back, down to earth couple looking for..." It's husband's, life is not capitalized and I suggest you leave out the part about being madly in love, etc. It's not that it's not important, but you've already said she's the love of your life and emphasizing it in this way suggests you're building a defensive perimeter, which reads as the potential for drama.
There's no comma between me and my and start a new paragraph at "We have never done..." It's too slow and bear with.
In Fantasies, you've already said no bi men and that you're open to married men playing with permission, so the line about straight single men is a little confusing as well as possibly redundant. I think if you want your line about crazies in your profile, then it should go in Additional comments, which you could erase entirely, because it's very clear you're new and you've already asked for experience. Mind, I'm not sure you should put that line in and I'm really dubious about the soap thing, because they're both highly negative ways to express yourselves, but it's your profile and it should express your views and personalities.
I think I caught the typos, but I usually miss one. I'd suggest running spell check on your profile before you declare victory.
Good luck!
