Please check me out

If it's warm enough. I get chilled easily. :-)

I have a small library at home. Will you come administer it for me ... naked?

I'm more the naughty librarian type, so you just get your own library card from me. ;-)

(Seriously, you did a really great job on your profile. I hope it does the job and increases your opportunities tenfold.)

Thank you MsMolly! I feel like I just passed a mid-term.

I really like your profile. I think it does a great job of positioning you as a fun person to be with. I actually really like the way you don't directly address your posted sexual orientation, because that's a pretty clear signal that you think it's normal.

Oh, and your tagline is terrific!

Really nice job incorporating the suggestions you got while remaining firmly yourself. Go you! ;-)

Thank you again for all the input. I have made some adjustments and would like some more feedback from you very kind people.

Thank you!

Thank you so much for all the input! I will work on my profile with your suggestions in mind.

Thank again!

Oh! Sorry, I forgot a thing. Two hundred and forty pounds sounds like a lot. I know it isn't on the right frame, but for those who don't know any men with shoulders the approximate width of a four lane highway, a full length shot of you in your gallery would be helpful.

I really kinda love the Google spreadsheet thing. Too late for me, but I could probably identify 75% of my playmates in a line-up, so I guess that's good.

OP, I like your profile and the line about the notebook made me laugh, fwiw. Men referring to themselves as cute? Not so much, even if that's a word I would use. Sexist I know, but there it is.

So, keeping in mind that I do like your profile, your tagline isn't funny and I think it probably should be, and I'm deeply confused about that section about encounters with single guys. You list yourself as straight (although text later indicates you might be heteroflexible in some circumstances) and you have single men blocked, so I'm not sure why that is there, being all confusing and stuff.

It's life to the utmost (and I'm not sure why upmost passes through spell check, because it's not an actual word).

I really hate when men refer to themselves as well-endowed, unless they're of such a size that it serves as a warning to those of us who are on the smaller size. Yes, some women care, but it's mostly other men, including straight men, who focus on size. Anyway, when faced with a description that includes size, I'm always half certain that the cock in question will be presented proudly, like a cat with a dead mouse, and I will have to pretend to be impressed, so I pass on every profile with that information. The shaved thing is also tmi. I assume men know how to groom themselves properly, you know?

You need a space between the two paragraphs in Description and the part about not looking for an LTR is, again, tmi. That's something you'll have to discuss with people when you meet them, because here it sounds like you're a little afraid and that's just not a great marketing strategy.

It's one on one, not numbers without spaces, and I'm not a fan of emojis in profiles, because this is supposed to be semi-formal writing, even if charm is definitely a plus. Oh, and no exclamation points.

Other than that, when you are totally happy with your profile and it's all approved, you'll need to go in again and change your smoking and drinking toggles to your actual preferences.

Oh, and you might consider upping your age limit by five years. You really won't notice the difference, but even if you elect to not look in that upper range, women will be reassured by your willingness to consider women more than five years older than you.

Good luck.

It’s not bad. You are doing interesting things in your pictures. I would add one picture of you in a suit - preferably at an upscale bar drinking something brown.

Regarding your profile:

haha

Please take this out. “Haha”, “lol” and :-) are really beta. Real men tell me they are handsome and leave it at that. Confidence is sexy.

Take all of those beta asides out.

sexual conquest to add to my sexual conquests notebook (I don't actually have a sexual conquest notebook ... that is just creepy).

I would take this out. It’s a little bit of slut shaming and honestly, I’ve had sex with so many partners that I actually use a Google spreadsheet to remember.

Please take a look at my profile and give suggestions? Thank you!