No luck :(

Well, we kinda did tell him to hang his towel up properly. Poor guy probably thought he was having a nightmare where he was 13 again. ;-)

Hi. Welcome. There are a lot of single men looking for women and couples here, far more than the actual demand requires, so that's part of it. And then there's your profile.

Get rid of that bathroom selfie. Not only is it a cliché that needs to die a fiery death, but it's a bad photo of you. And your damned towel has almost as many wrinkles as your shirt, so that's distracting. Really, whatever photos you use, don't take them in the bathroom. Your phone can take photos without the use of a mirror and so can your friends. And watch your backgrounds, because details matter.

Your tagline is nicely alliterative, but the likelihood of a woman or couple contacting you when you don't have certs is vanishingly small. So, rather than reminding people of that, maybe find something else to say there.

What sort of drama are you expecting? Do you think you can fend it off by saying no to it? Then why is it there, taking up space? So, this category, Looking For? It's for talking about who you want and then something of what you want. Do you want women and couples? Men? What sort of people do you want them to be? The part about looking for friendships is fine and belongs here but you need to write more.

Description needs some effort on your part (you've used the word "new" three times, which is really twice too many). One place you can add information is in your interests, especially since you say you're looking for people that have things in common with you. Don't make people guess whether they do or don't. And say things about yourself, because it's those details that make people want to hook up with you instead of the other 99 guys that have messaged them that week.

Spell out threesomes, make sure your punctuation is where and what it's supposed to be (right now it isn't), and run everything, including any changes, through spell check.

Anyway, when you have more to work with, I'll happily look at this again, but right now it just needs more substance.