No guns or fish

All I know is....I'm lost. But I'm digging the tangent we're on!

Also....Kelly is the "idea" person in our relationship. I'm just the muscle.

Serling = bad.

Him make me think.

I've had years to observe swingers in action, including at five day parties, and the worst I've ever seen was some chafing.
So, I feel safe in saying your nub is safe.

And now I have Rod Serling's voice in my head with a cautionary tale of only thinking we're thinking.

Th bad ideas? Yes. Maybe. Fuck, I don’t know!

This is starting to feel like a Twilight Zone episode. Except there’s lots of naked people, tons of sex and I’m not scared of anything but wearing my pecker down to a nub.

I’m kinda liking it actually.

You're sure those are your own ideas? Really, really sure?

I do, just no GOOD ones. The good ideas are hers, mine are ALWAYS questionable at best.

“It's got me wondering what else she's slipped by me thinking it's my idea.”

SNORT!! You actually think you have your own ideas?!?

Hot cocoa powder, coffee powder, creamer and sugar packet. Makes awesome ranger cookies if you know the secret. No cocoa, you can cook the other three ingredients with a lighter over a spoon.

Wes, did you ever make MRE peach cobbler? Dehydrated peaches, MRE crackers and MRE coffee creamer. Surprisingly tasty. Although it helps if you've been living out of a rucksack for a couple of weeks.

True, she's VERY distracting when she puts her mind to it. She's sneaky too...like when she kept egging me on to unbutton her dress at Chemistry. Not only did she distract me by egging me on, she distracted all of y'all as the buttons slipped loose.

It's got me wondering what else she's slipped by me thinking it's my idea.

Oh, I’m not disputing the veracity of Catchy’s assertions. Seeing as how Mrs.C is super intelligent, and Mr.C is maybe only slightly less so, if he hasn’t convinced the Mrs of the benefits of “one less thing to do do” ( see what I did there?), I suspect that the reason could only be that he was otherwise distracted at the time. You’ve seen her pictures, who could blame him; a woman like that makes me tongue tied every time.

Oh god yes. She's way smarter than I am. Thank god I have my good looks (well, no), massive bank account (hell no!), humongous package (nope), social skills (no there too)...fuck. Exactly why IS she with me?

Rain is bad, snow is worse. I hated the desert the most though...an errant gust of wind and suddenly you know why women don't like sex on the beach. #sandybutthole

Haha! Well, she probably is very intelligent. But unless you've been on a 30 day field problem, you just can't appreciate the benefit of having that "one less" thing to do! Especially when it's cold and rainy!

#nocoldwetTP

Your wife is pretty darn smart. If she’s not getting it, a hate to tell ya, but I’m sure the problem is you, not her

I was just explaining the additional benefit to the Mrs. tonight. She didn’t see it as such. #shitonlysoldiersunderstand #whoneedsTPwhenyougotPB?

Hotluvrs...it's not about whether you stir your peanut butter. It's what you stir it with! ;-)

Catchy.....2 things: 1. MRE peanut butter has the added benefit of "stopping you up". So that's one less thing you have to do in the field! And 2. If that's how you hug, I will give you lots of material to work with ;-)

Sorillo......You sir, have just dated yourself with mention of the 4 fingers of death! Haha! My favorite was always Beef Stew. Throw a little Tabasco in there. Delish!

Everyone...thank you for the sentiment regarding my service. I sincerely appreciate it. Even (especially) when it's mixed in with mocking sarcasm.

Oh hell. Now we're talking MREs? (Three lies in one). Just as long as we're not talking about The Four Fingers Of Death.

You should. You nearly made me cry with that last post. Bastard.

Mocking, like sarcasm, is how I hug. I'm feeling the love!

Okay, fine. I will no longer condemn those of you with current or past military service to the lower depths merely for your unaccountable love of smooth peanut mouth glue, painful as that might be for me, because of my deep respect for all you've done.

I'll probably still mock you though, because respect only goes so far.

The best peanut butter in the world comes out of an MRE. Wouldn't eat it in the real world, but when that's your big meal of the day the peanut butter and crackers is a taste of home.

Wes-
I guess it’s ok for you to stir your peanut butter, just don’t let any one see you doing it.

Despite your ludicrous peanut butter eating habits, thank you for all you’ve done for your country.

chafing = never good

Yeah, the sexy-hawt-chick-as-sushi-platter thing is one of those situations where it probably sounds a lot hotter than it is in practice. And definitely better for the eater rather than the eatee.

Unless of course you have a particular fantasy as a place setting or serving utensil. Personally, I'd kind of shy away from being a chafing dish. But that's me.

Fun fact: Being the platter for a sushi banquet requires you to be still for a ridiculous amount of time. I don't recommend it.

My peanut butter is all organic and the pantry contains a jar of unsalted with oil on top, but it's creamy, so not mine. I'll figure out the perpetrator at Christmas. There might be an nterrogation.

Because differences are a beautiful thing, but that peanut butter jar is an abomination.