New Profile privacy warning

SLOtownerVeteran
San Luis Obispo, CA, Us

"Personality"...... :-)
Yep, that too, darlin'.

What little of you I CAN see, from that little postage stamp pic here in the Forums looks VERY nice. :-)

I'm not very likable (or forthcoming) here in the Forums, but you look and sound terrific, so I must speak up! A teacher, too! WOW! Be still my 6th grade AND my 11th grade heart! >:-)
Best to you both,
SLO

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

Well, what can I say? When you're the same dress size as Kelly Clarkson, you have to have a little something called "Personality."

SLOtownerVeteran
San Luis Obispo, CA, Us

And, YOU, Velma,
Most of the guys here, including me, would totally (try to) fuck YOU, because you are smart, sassy, sexy, passionate and great looking, too. Yummy, actually!

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

Ok, that was funny. If I ever come to North Carolina for a race I would totally fuck you just for that.

Fresno, CA, Us

Heh. I did my own sarcastic privacy warning... featuring shaved cats.

Although come to think of it, it's been up for a few years, so it's getting a little gamey. I'm probably due to spray some Febreze on some of my profile jokes.

Naaaaah.

Ok, we see privacy warnings about institutions not having rights to pics etc.. they are useless since the only thing that matters it the ToS you agreed to when signing up for the site. With that in mind however we wrote our own

To the university of Sydney, or whoever the fuck you are, we don't give you permission to use our shit unless the following terms are met.

A) You send us a couple of hot co-eds every month to have our way with.
B) Make sure you use the REALLY good pics. and no bad cropping or facebook filters.
C) If there is a published paper, SensualPerversions Better be fucking cited.

Feel free to use :)