I'm going to be really blunt here. I get the occasional message from guys searching for a femdom to kick them in the balls and make fun of their dicks and they less obviously looking for humiliation than you are. And I could pretty easily be convinced that you're trolling people, because your profile is so ridiculously bad.
The only advice I can give you is start over. New profile, new photos, completely new attitude. There really is someone for everyone, but you actually have to present yourself as someone others will consider and your current approach won't do that.
Clothed photos only, no mention of your dick, don't put yourself down, and use a computer to check spelling and grammar.
To start over, create a new free profile and ask SLS customer service to transfer over the billing once it's in decent shape.