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I think I like food better than sex and always have..but second ain't bad.

I like hot water and reading almost as much as I like sex. Bath and a book for the win. ;-)

Sorry...not fast enough for me. :-)

Very nice! How about when you receive oral?

Faster, sometimes.

Are you that fast?

Or type 75+ words a minute. ;-)

Holy shit..if I had to read that many paragraphs of criticism I would run and hide. Always remember those who have the time to critique usually aren't getting laid.

We are amateur unicorn hunters

I really don't like this word "unicorn hunters." Take it out. I feel that it ends has an undertone of disrespect and violence.

Turn offs for her big people and untrimmed beards.

Ok, so first of all, you need a colon here like this:
Turn offs for her: big people and untrimmed beards.

Second, I would probably avoid you two like the plague. So, when a woman who is 190 lbs says that one of her turnoffs are big people... well ... you kind of see where I'm getting at here. I have a feeling it's not a turnoff for her, it's a turnoff for you, and you are trying to "trade up."

Watch your ellipsis. Some of them have two dots ".." some of them have 4. "...." They should have 3.

I like to do or try anything she is more laid back.

I like to do or try anything. She is more laid back.

Our pics are current so we will not age or gain weight over nite.

Over night.

Listen, you two come off as uneducated. Please clean up your grammar. 1/6th of the women in the lifestyle are teachers. And they will reject your ass if they think you are uneducated. Remember, men may do the searching, but it's the women who agree or disagree and we hold an enormous amount of power.

Okay, onto the pictures. I think that you two are proud of your biker lifestyle - but I don't think it's really who you are. Why? Because the male half doesn't have a beard. 90% of bikers have beards, trimmed or otherwise because it's a sign that they believe in the unconventional. You two as a couple look like an Allstate agent and his trucking company dispatcher wife who like to ride on the weekends.

And that's okay. I'm a teacher who is an anal whore on the weekend. We all have our hobbies.

So I think a few things : You need to retake your pictures and you need a few pictures of you dressed well like you are going to a nice dinner or church. If I reached out to you and you came to meet us for drinks dressed like The Wild Bunch, I would get up and walk out.

I'm not crazy about the current pictures of the female half. It looks like she has a bit of a belly. Retake the pictures of her, but with her body sort of at a 3/4ths angle to the camera. Have her stand on her tiptoes or wear heels / boots and put her standing weight forward. Her hands should be on her hips. This pose was created by Sucan Lucci in an effort to make her look slimmer and it works. Google "susan lucci 1980" and look at the first picture. Or just look at my photos because essentially every picture I have looks like this.

Take some new pictures make the changes and repost.

You have a contradiction that you have to resolve in your profile. Are you hand holding soft swap same bed people or open to new ideas and trying new things. Nobody cares which, but there is a tension between the two of those that would have me assuming you two were a drama bomb just waiting for the lighter. Also, change your Preference toggles to reflect your greater interest in Soft vs. Full swap.

Your spelling and grammar are bad and your punctuation is worse. I'm happy to help with that once you've whittled things down a little, but it's just too daunting right now.

Here are some distinct turn offs: Her turn offs. Really, just say thanks, but no thanks if you're approached by fat people or Billy Gibbons (I think you'd be missing a fun time with him, but tastes are tastes). That whole section about photos of the hubby and opening pics before emailing (which, honestly, I would never do unless I got some positive response to my initial email) just makes you sound tiresome.

The information in Description can be put in Additional comments, which is now blank and shouldn't be. What do you look like? What sort of people are you? What, besides sex, are you interested in? These are the things that belong in Description.

Your fantasies are your kik? If you must include that in your profile (and I question that), put it in the last section. What are your fantasies? Experiences? This is your chance to entice and you aren't.

Other than that, I don't like your profile photo; it isn't flattering. Essentially the same photo with the top unzipped is much better. And maybe have someone else take photos of the two of you together.

New to this need help. Not sure what to say in profile