Help with our profile please

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi. I apologize in advance for my bluntness. It's kindly meant and the aim is to help you get what you want. It's unlikely to be a pleasant read though.

So, first, pleasant expressions are important and your photos seem to indicate you ration smiles as if there's a lifetime limit. Please get rid of all your photos and instead take some where you are groomed for a date night and do your best to look happy and content.

Unlike Velma, I love beards, but yours is a bit unkempt. Beard oil and a trim might be something you want to consider.

As far as your text, your tagline could be more interesting (you want to invite people to read your profile), but it's good enough. Just get rid of the period at the end.

In Looking For, you've done a pretty good job, although walking into the forest for exploration might give some people pause. Other than that, the mention of vasectomy and hysterectomy suggests you want to play bareback. That is going to eliminate some potential playmates, so if that's not what you're hinting, you probably want to leave that out.

In Description, I'm not usually a fan of a couple talking about themselves as individuals, but you've handled it really well here. You just need to make the sentences about her its own paragraph instead of part of the first one.

In Fantasies, you probably don't mean it that way, but writing that nothing led to anything sounds negative. You really want to avoid that. Maybe just change the word "encounters" to meetings? I'm a little torn about the mention of a permanent addition. It's intriguing, but it's not framed in a compelling way. It can also be something that obscures your interest in NSA sex with couples and singles, since they're not mentioned here. Maybe you can give a little bit of attention to that with an actual non-graphic fantasy.

In Additional comments, your first sentence repeats something that is already in Description, so take it out. Also the shaved bare thing. I know you think it sounds hot, but it's both TMI (if someone cares about your personal grooming, they'll ask) and "shaved" just makes many of us think of stubble. That's not an inducement. (Seriously, the last time I had sex with someone who shaved, it took days for the burning and irritation to go away.)

The rest of the section isn't your best work by any means. The don't be shy thing could be its own county it's so common and there's a grammatical issue with the other sentence. Try again, this time with the idea that this is your last chance to make a good impression.

And that's all I have. I hope you make some changes in text and photos and maybe come back for a review. Either way, good luck.

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

Ok, I'm going to start with saying that you need some new pictures. I opened a private gallery for you to show you the kinds of pictures you shoul have.

Please don't take offense to anything I'm about to say. I'm just speaking the truth and telling you my observations. If you are easily offended, don't bother reading more.

First off, the two of you look miserable. Smile in your pictures. Don't do car selfies. Go out to a nice dinner and have the waitress take your picture.

Second, you need full body pictures. I won't go out with anybody who doesn't have full body pictures.

Finally, we need to talk about the beard.

You have a right to look however you want to look. The male half's beard will turn off basically any woman who doesn't have a husband with the same beard. The number of couples who will be interested in getting with a guy who has a long, unkempt biker beard will be far fewer than the number of couples who will get with a couple where the guy is clean shaven.

I'm not saying you have to change, and this may not be the advice you want, but if you keep the beard, you will have a harder time attracting couples. The choice is yours, but that is the biggest thing holding you back from being successful.

Caddo Gap, AR, Us

Could some of you check out our profile. I feel it needs work but I don't know exactly what it needs. Thank you.