I would get rid of the two boob shots and the pic of the shirtless guy.
Replace with one picture of the two of you dressed like you are going to a nice dinner or church. Get another picture of the guy out at a nicer bar wearing a suit jacket with no tie and his shirt unbuttoned to the third button.
The pictures are pretty good the way they are and do a good job of showing off what you look like.
I would get rid of the two boob shots and the pic of the shirtless guy.
Replace with one picture of the two of you dressed like you are going to a nice dinner or church. Get another picture of the guy out at a nicer bar wearing a suit jacket with no tie and his shirt unbuttoned to the third button.
The pictures are pretty good the way they are and do a good job of showing off what you look like.
Hi and welcome. I apologize, because I'm going to say seemingly mean things about your profile. They're not about you and my aim is to get you laid, not - as it may appear - to exercise my inner mean girl.
Your profile isn't terrible or anything, but it's so bog standard that I could pretty much copy/paste things from other profile reviews without changing a word. People aren't cookie cutter and your profile shouldn't be either.
Your tagline is uninteresting. Catchy and funny is best, but serviceable is fine. Just avoid cliches like "Don't be shy..."
Your photos aren't particularly inviting. Boobs, butts, bare chests and selfies don't show anyone off well. If you're lucky, Velma will be along with specific suggestions.
Looking For is for talking about who you are looking for and something about what you're looking for. It isn't about you. Most of what you have belongs in Description, Fantasies and Additional comments.
And unless it's registered as a lethal weapon, please don't talk about cock size. Let your certs do that. Similarly, don't talk about your sexual skills. Not only are those kind of a given in adults, as counter intuitive as it might seem, that is your least interesting aspect.
In Description, don't duplicate your stats or talk about things that are better seen in photos. Instead, do talk about who you are, your interests, and something about you as a couple.
Fantasies could be better served if you repurposed some misplaced stuff from Looking For, as could Additional comments (don't leave it blank).
Good luck.
