Beer cans are so proletarian. For my dick pics, I prefer really weird, and scarce Japanese soft drink containers. Like Pocari Sweat (yes, that's a real brand).
Although I draw the line at Sailor Moon-themed soft drinks. Because that's really creepy.
Lucky. I get beer cans.
Fun fact: My occasional garage occupant is in New Orleans, sending me photos of food and architecture every couple of hours. He's enjoying my envy.
It appears that a good portion of the guys that contact us prefer to measure theirs next to a television remote, lol.
But I DO have a tailor's measure...I just like the challenge with the Stanley Fat Max, and the overinflated, inaccurate readings.
...sounds like a lovely garage...My 4Runner was white. Really.
BT
On second thought, you probably don't have a cloth tape measure. Try string and a ruler instead.
I had a Toyota 4Runner in my garage last Sunday (true story, it's grey) and the conversation turned to the time it had transported (good word, btw) four passengers. It was awhile ago and the only thing we could remember about the fourth one was that she had a great rack. No memory of face or name, but that part is still vivid for both of us. It was kind of embarrassing.
What do the three choices of preference have anything to do with A) the question in the subject line about “peen-us” size and B) not knowing what to tell them?
~Allen
...Never use a Stanley either. Those fuckers have sharp edges and it's quite difficult to get an accurate circumference measurement.
Mine is more like a Toyota 4Runner. The truck base model from the early 2000's. It fits quite snugly in even today's garages. i was told it could seat 5 (including the driver), but the most I ever transported was 3, besides myself. They all claimed to really enjoy the ride...and each other, which helped quite a bit. ...I was younger then.
Now, because, as these forum pages have reminded me recently, being a lowly SM, I'm lucky to have any passenger. I get more mileage solo though. So, I have that going for me, which is nice.
Your mileage may vary.
BT
"I've met several couples where the husband lead the conversation and the question they asked is what is your dick size..."
I've been saying for years that it's mostly only other men want to know dick size. Personally, I don't get the fascination (maybe looking for or trying to avoid humiliation?).
Yes, cock size matters. It's just that the optimal size and shape depends on the woman. There really isn't a one size fits all option, although for most women there is a "too small" and a "too big." Although even at the margins, there is a certain amount of positioning that either optimizes or reduces penetration and it's helpful to know what positions work best with your size.
Me, I like average or just a little larger than average. Smaller and you need to be good with your hands. Larger and foreplay needs to last a long time and we're going to have to be really, really careful for quite awhile.
Also, if you do measure? Use a cloth tape, not your Craftsman 30'.
My husband has the Toyota Corolla of penises - and plenty of women have come and seen why it’s the most popular mid-size in America.
This topic is a little off topic for the better profiles forums. You should repost someplace else where you will get more answers.
But for the record, I’m more concerned with men who can’t perform than size.
First off, you must be that one guy in a million who HASN'T measured his dick size. (Admit it guys, you know it's true.) My compliments.
If it were me, I'd probably say something like "My penis is the compact, travel size that's convenient and fits my lifestyle."
Then again, I'm kind of a smartass, so take that with a grain of salt.
Laides what do you prefer
1) skinny long
2 short and thick
3) thick and long or does it matter ..
The reason I ask this question because I've met several couples where the husband lead the conversation and the question they asked is what is your dick size .. i never know what to say because I've never measured my penis ..
