CRY for HELP!!

I think you’re good . Let us know when you post some more pictures and we can take a look at those as well .

Updated profile again... thank you to everyone who reached out and helped... it was a BIG help. Hugs to all
AJ

Okay, it's better. I'm kind of creeped out by references to treasure chests and I get that you don't want to use the word "pussy," but I actually think your profile would be vastly improved by making it a little less about body parts and more about people anyway, so you don't need to use the phrase or the word.

In Looking For, the first sentence is the only one that doesn't need some sort of revision. Instead of being coy about treasure chests, the next line should be something along the lines of you're really looking for a woman at first and only after getting comfortable with here would you be interested in playing with him. I don't even know what you mean by "masturbation alone does not work,' and I doubt anyone else would. Plus, spanking again? Spanking, sure, but why again?

In Description, I don't think it's great that you call yourself a MILF. Let your certs do that for you, I can do without the DRIPPING, because I think you're already sufficiently clear without it and too many all caps words just scream drama. I also wouldn't mention shyness here, since you're really just talking about the initial awkwardness most of us feel.

In Fantasies, I think that section is a good reflection of you. The only things I'd eliminate are that whole phrase about 50 Shades and that elipses and the three exclamation points at the end.

In Additional comments, you can just leave out everything except that you're new to AL and at times (add the "at") travel to Nashville. Couples won't generally ask you to host, nobody needs to know you're moving again, and no matter how much you nag people aren't going to respond unless they feel like it, so you just look like a scold.

Then read everything out loud to make sure there aren't missing words and what you have sounds coherent.

You're getting there.

i can be bi aggressive

Capitalize "I"

ask me how ??

One question mark or three. Two is kind of strange.

Fellas please be PATIENT, NO PUSHINESS!!!!

One exclamation point will do.

Even with the explanation, I would ditch the rings. It doesn't matter what you think, it's the perception of other women. And other women are going to look at those rings and veto you.

Look, I parade myself around like I'm some sexy, horny schoolteacher who wears heels to bed and will take it up the butt at the drop of a hat. And in reality... well, I'm a horny schoolteacher who takes it up the butt, however I'd much rather be lounging on the couch in sweatpants than doing half the stuff It looks like I'm doing in my profile. Yeah, I like cycling and Nats games and dressing sexy, but honestly, it's a character I created for myself. I get to be that sexy teacher you wanted to fuck ever since you had to pick your kid up from detention because he was eating glue again.

So isn't that social media in general? We manufacture these amazing lives to show everybody else how amazing our lives are. Perception. Perception is the key.

What are you? Are you an overweight single mom who just moved to a small southern town where the only thing to do at night is go down to the Walmarts? Or are you a sexy, sultry professional? A MILF, yes, but one who consumes women like a furnace. A few extra pounds, yes, but find me a girl who doesn't think they're fat?

I know who I would want to fuck. Be confident and take charge. Be sultry and sexy and amazing. Remember, Ross Dress For Less is your friend.

Keep this in mind when you take your pictures. I strongly suggest getting dressed up and going out for the night. Find some women your age at a nicer bar and have them take some fabulous non-nude pictures of you.

Velma,
I do not care the word "pussy" even though it is used frequently in this lifestyle. I was trying to be somewhat creative... as discovering a treasure chest can be VERY sweet. My rings are on my right hand and was given to me by my bbf and my favorite aunt, so there is sentimental value of wearing them. None of the selfies have been in a mirror. I would LOVE and look fwd to having someone take MUCH better pictures fore sure.... i have tweaked it again and added more to it... take a look ??

I like it a lot better.

I didn't want to mention it before, but I find the words "sweet treasure chest" kind of .... weird. Like, I once knew a girl who called her vagina her "trickle." Like... It's not bad, but it's a little odd coming from a woman of 45. Maybe change the phrasing? Not a dealbreaker, but a little strange.

I also noticed something else. It looks like you might be wearing a wedding / engagement ring in some of your pictures. Although it's on the right hand (taken in a mirror?). Women notice shit like that,

Maybe you are recently separated or divorced? Maybe it's a piece of jewelry you like? But the problem is that it raises questions.

Most guys do the hunting here. A guy won't notice your ring. But when he shows your pictures to his wife, she'll notice and she could veto you because of the ring, although she'll make up a different excuse. Take that into consideration before you take any more pictures.

If you don't have friends/family you're comfortable enough with to take those kind of photos, you're mostly going to be working with selfies. But you should try to take selfies that don't LOOK like selfies. Best thing for that is a tripod with smartphone clamp, which you can get from Amazon for less than $20.

Set up your background (bedroom, living room etc. as long as it's NEAT and NOT the bathroom!). Take some test shots and really scrutinize the background, including reflections in glass and mirrors.

Set up the timer on your camera app and take BUNCHES of photos. The more you take, the more options you have.

Also, the next time you go out for dinner/drinks, even if it's by yourself, ask someone at the bar to take a quick photo with your smartphone (tell 'em you're sending it to your niece). But be sure to blur out anyone else's faces (there's free photo imaging software available all over the internet, like GIMP).

Good luck.

Profile updated... next to update pics... it is a challenge on the mobile, so may have to do that this evening... I have been taking pics solo, so i look fwd in someone taking much better ones... I am new to the area and currently do not know anyone but family... and lets face it... family, ummmm DEFINITELY NOT!!! lol

Thank you, I will make changes as soon as I can... and will get back to you when I do... :)

Hi. As far as your photos, I'd only keep the ones of you in the black dress and the pink bra. The others do you no favors. Breasts need to be photographed straight on or from above.

I thought about straightening out the grammar, punctuation and typos, because there are a lot of issues and I think that would help, but that's not your actual problem. One is that you're not in whatever area you're in for long and the other is a lot of language that you probably meant to just reflect your mega interest in women and reluctance about men, but adds up to a rejection of the male halves of couples.

That's fine. You need to look for the sex you want. It's just that most couples won't be interested once they figure out what you actually want. Even women who want g/g are going to be put off by the indication that men don't make you wet.

So, change your tagline, because you're not a unicorn (they are bi but want to play with couples equally), eliminate any reference to balding or being a BBW, don't talk about how long you'll be in any location, change your toggles to reflect much less interest in couples than in women, get rid of all the capital letters, change your language to a positive spin (I'm looking for women!) and run everything through spellcheck.

I'll happily help you clean up what you have after that. Good luck.

After looking through your profile I see a couple things that could be a problem.

#1. Yes, the pictures could use some work. I would actually eliminate the lingerie pictures and just stick with pictures of you dressed well. The lingerie you're wearing is more utilitarian. It could work if you were doing a sort of "peek-a-boo" picture showing what was under your work clothes, but this kind of looks like you just took a few pictures at the spur of the moment. Look at our profile. Every picture we take is tactical and designed to just go on SLS. Every picture of ours tells a story. What are your pictures staying? What is your narrative?

It might seem hard, but find someone to take your pictures. You might need a vanilla girlfriend to do it. Believe it or not,many girlfriends will be up for this, especially if you tell them why. I will guarantee your church is full of sexually unsatisfied married women who are good Christians but very intrigued about swinging.

#2. Stop calling yourself a BBW. That word is like the word "Herpes" to men. I hate, hate, hate that word. You are only 20 lbs heavier than me. If you have time to go on SLS, you have time to walk a few laps or go to the gym. I was raised in the south. I love me some Zaxby's, but I have to decide every day whether what I put in my mouth will make me happy tomorrow once I get on the scale.

#3. I think your biggest problem is that it's mainly men who are searching. When a a man sees "NO male penis penetration of any kind" he's going to run in the other direction. This might be your rule, but unless they are a "Watch only" or "FF only" couple, you aren't going to have much luck. You either have to change your attitude about male penetration or change your profile to say that you are just looking for a female partner only.

Keep this in mind: Like it or not, we're all whores. I figured this out early in the dating game: Men spend money on dinner and drinks. In return, we give them sex. It's really no different than taking the cash directly. So why would a man pay for dinner and then take a "maybe when I'm comfortable?" There is literally no upside to this because men don't like to spend money on a maybe.

You deserve to have exactly the kind of sex you want, and what you want is certainly valid. But if you are wondering why people aren't interested, it's probably because of that one little rule about penetration.

Not sure what is going on, couples look at my profile and I have even received messages or im's stating I have an interesting profile and yet it does not go any further. I have had 2 say I would be a good fit and yet they just disappear after what I thought was off to a good start. I know my pictures are not completely the best as I am taking them myself minus the one in the black dress. I am very honest and transparent... What am I doing wrong here??? Please be courteous in responding.

Thank you!