Critique me please

found kissing to be a better start

You are a good kisser...

Back to work for me...

"I think you ladies just want to smoosh vaginas with me... "

Well, I do, but I've always found kissing to be a better start than flattery. Takes way fewer words. ;-)

Thanks for the help. I will take heed of what has been said and rewrite the profile.

Oh, and take the new pictures and repost so we can re-review.

I'm a goddess? I'm a Genius? Humm... I think you ladies just want to smoosh vaginas with me...

Ok,.. I opened a private picture gallery for you to see examples of the kind of pictures you should have.

First of all, you need a default picture. If you don't have a default picture I'm probably going to pass you by. I also think you need to get rid of every single picture except perhaps the picture of her in the bikini. GET RID OF EVERY SINGLE PICTURE EXCEPT THE ONE IN THE BIKINI.

I invented a strategy called the "DEBauCH" method - this means you need a picture of you dressed up like you are on a date, you need a pic of you at an event like a ball game, rock climbing or a road race. You need a picture at the beach, a pic of the chick, and a pic of him. All of the pictures need to be full-body and taken by someone else.

Never take a picture with a gun or a fish. Watch your backgrounds - make sure your background is clean. Don't take selfies. If you have to take a selfie, take it looking up at the camera - nobody looks good looking down at the camera.

I know that I have a few selfies in my profile - if you know the rules, you can break the rules. And besides, I fucking look hot in my Tri suit.

I want to talk about beard length - right now, I wouldn't contact you because I don't know what I'm getting. Is your beard going to be long? Short? A Goatee? I don't know, so I'm just not going to talk to you. Make sure your beard is the same size in every picture.

I also want to talk about your beard in general. I'm not anti-beard. Basically the only single male I like is the hipster kind with a beard. However, for some reason, once men start graying, they decide to grow a beard too. So now they look even older than they did before. Consider shaving it off. I think it would make you look younger and if It doesn't, you can always grow it back.

Hi and welcome. I'm gonna say mean things about your profile. They're not about you, just about how you are being represented on SLS.

So, first, your photos. Why am I looking at his nipple piercings? Like, what message are you trying to send? I generally leave photos to Velma, because she's a genius, but I will say you aren't doing what you need to here, which is to only have flattering photos and to not look like several different people while you're doing it. Consistent hair/facial hair help with that. And you do need to select a default photo instead of showing up as gumbies.

Your tagline could be interesting, funny, or merely serviceable. It shouldn't be meh. You have meh.

Looking For is mostly okay. It's not exciting, but it will do. It needs a comma after "Yes," and would scan better without that admonishing "remember" and with an initial "We are looking for." And I'd advise you to spin that last line in a much more positive way.

Description is... Okay, here's the problem with what you have: Yes, this site is about finding people with whom to have sex. Fine. But I can fuck anyone. Why should I fuck you? Because she loves her girl time (I won't bore you with the reasons I really, really dislike that phrase, but I really, really dislike that phrase) or because you like to ride each other? Do you see the problem?

You need to rewrite this section in its entirety. This time, think of it as a way to interest others. Each and every one of us is unique and has something to offer others. Show that. I don't need to read that you're madly in love (be madly in love when I meet you) or that you aren't Ken and Barbie (neither, based on the profiles I've read, is every tenth couple) and the part where you say you've been doing this for three years belongs in the section below. Also, we all have reasons for restricting our playtime, so don't bother mentioning it unless your only available dates are eight months in the future. Instead, just offer the times when you're available to meet when you get that opportunity.

So, what goes here? Ah. Here's your opportunity to use the word "we" once or twice, describing the kind of couple you are. Motorcycle riding is part of that, but what else do you like to do together? You can also say something about the two of you as individuals. Be honest, but also be aware you're essentially marketing yourselves to others.

Fantasies could use a little fleshing out and I'm kinda torn about that second sentence. Maybe someone else can offer advice here. I'm assuming you're talking about dogging and I have very strong opinions about consent, so I can't be objective, but it strikes me as TMI. Anyway, at the very least, include your time in the lifestyle and something about your fantasies, because this is another opportunity for people to identify with you.

Additional comments needs something. Do not give up your last chance to make a good impression.

I hope that was relatively painless. The point is to get you laid, not to alienate you, but profile reviews pretty much require a significant amount of bluntness.

Good luck.

We have not used sls much and have decided to start using it more. So please help us with our profile.
Thanks