Cacpl: yes the husband wrote the profile but the wife approved before posting. I admit that “C cup” can vary but I figured it was better than “a nice hand full”... either way I deleted it since obviously it’s not going over well.
Velma: I totally get why you use that as a hook, I just can’t understand why you would root for them... (BTW, of course I am just kidding; just a little fun between sports fans).
Exactly why our Yankee Stadium pic is up. That and to serve as a warning to Red Sox fans! :)
I get the feeling the husband wrote the profile so I thought I'd mention something. A 'C' is not the same for everyone. A small, petite woman who is a 32C, is going to be much smaller than someone who is a 40C. The 32C may not be what you prefer size wise, but technically she is still a 'C'.
You can google "a cup is not a cup" to see the difference in sizes.
Nationals for exactly that reason. You're into baseball. So the Nationals are a hook to other couples who are into baseball. This gives other couples a way to write us without only being able to talk about sex. That's why we have pics of us biking and running and doing interesting things.
We also live in DC... we're just visiting Hilton Head Island right now.
We want to thank everyone for their feedback. Although we’re still trying to finish the updates, we’ve already incorporated some of the suggestions.
We do have some feedback for Velma and Shaggy...
We loved the pics except for the last one... the Nationals!?!?!?!?! WHY????? ????
We think you have some really good advice already. We're just chiming in to say that we think your personalities and sense of humor really come through in your profile. Based on what you've written we'd be inclined to reach out and say hi. Nice job!
Everything GGMM said, especially "He likes women with C or larger boobs. She likes men with average or slightly larger cocks " I would walk away from you because I feel like you are setting up my husband for failure. He has the Toyota Corolla of penises, but there's a reason why it's the most popular mid-size in America.
Anything else is fair game except for anal.
You don't know what you're missing, sigh.
So now I'm going to say some things which you may find offensive. I'm not doing it to be mean, I'm doing it because I'm only saying what other people are thinking. I'm going to give you the tools to improve at the end.
I don't buy the female half being 159 pounds. I bought it until I saw the female half in the red shirt on vacation in profile. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think you need to put in an accurate weight.
Picture wise, I think you need to delete the picture of the female half in red. It's not a flattering angle. Google how Susan Lucci stands, or just look at me. I put one foot in front of the other, I go up on my tiptoes, and I move my arms away from my body. I think I lose 20 visual pounds doing this and I'm standing like this in just about every picture, especially the one with the pink dress.
Your outfits aren't very sexy. It's almost like you own a lot of t-shirts and you even wore the same t-shirts on vacation. I have this image in my head of two rubes from Ohio who shop at Wal Mart and would show up for a swinger date looking like they rolled out of bed and put on whatever. You need sexier or more flattering clothes.
I would definitely keep the Cubs jersey pictures - it shows you have a life outside of swinging and baseball could hook other people into writing you. I also like the picture of the male half in the guayabera. But for the female half... I'm thinking with your figure, go to Torrid. You have two in Bever creek and one in Dayton. Buy a few skater dresses. If the female half doesn't wear heals, GET OVER IT. Heels make your ass look amazing. You need at least three sets of heels - a nude pair, a red pair, and a black pair. IF you can only afford one, go with the nude.
Take some "sexier" pictures of the female half. Then I want you to take some pictures of the two of you together at a nice restaurant dressed up. But every single pic in an oversized t-shirt has to go.
Try that then repost and we can refine.
Hi and welcome. I am not at my best and kinda concerned that I'll inadvertently give you bad advice, but I'll do what I can. If what comes out is word salad, maybe pretend it makes sense?
I like most of your photos. The exception would be the one where neither of you is smiling. I'd get rid of it.
As far as your profile, I'd think about changing your age limits. I'm not the only person who automatically nopes anyone who is long on the bottom age range and short on the top. If you want an explanation, ask me tomorrow. ;-) Also, change your toggles to reflect much less interest in singles than in couples.
So, if you've read more than two of these threads, you might have noticed that I'm a stickler for having things in the right categories, particularly in Looking For, which is meant to describe the who and what you're looking for and some of what you'd like to do with them. Yours is full of useful information, but almost all of it belongs in other categories. The only part that actually belongs in Looking For is the first sentence, and it needs work. "Like-minded" is not a meaningful term. I'd suggest rewriting and adding content that says something about the kinds of people and experiences you're looking for and nothing at all about yourselves. You get your shot in Description, Fantasies and Additional comments, so save this section for others.
I think you should lose the lols, not only because this is a semi-formal piece of writing, but also because you don't need them to emphasize your sense of humor. It's readily apparent. I definitely think you should lose that Sydney University nonsense. It makes most of us roll our eyes, it isn't enforceable and it's wasting space.
Description starts well and I think if you just put paragraphs 2 and 3 of Looking For in there after what you already have, it'll work. I have to say that the part about C or better or average + cocks just strikes me badly. If the hottest woman you've ever seen propositioned you, would you turn her down because she had A cups? If no, then maybe keep those preferences out of your profile? Because, yeah, we all have things where we prefer x over y, but sometimes y is exactly what we want. This way you avoid the appearance of mistaking playmates for Order it Your Way off the lunch menu.
Paragraph 4 in Looking For belongs in Fantasies and the boring stuff is what actually belongs in Additional comments. Although I'd suggest you leave out the part about not being HWP. Our bodies are our bodies and that's what photos are for.
I think that's it. Generally I think you've done a really good job of (can't find the word, but I mean something along the lines of being forthcoming about who you are). Anyway, I like the humor and how personable you are and think straightening up your categories is pretty much all you need.
Good luck!
We’re looking for some advice on our profile. Read a lot of threads and tried to incorporate some of the comments we’ve seen. Are we on target.
