Could really use some feedback on profile

First off, take the whole thing and cut/paste it into MS Word or something similar and let it point out the spelling and grammar issues. You're profile isn't so long that you need to abbreviate things (i.e. use couple versus cpl).

I'm not sure I understood "I'm more in it for the lady but need to make sure I can get dirty with him too if we're all gonna play. " It looks as though HE is saying this, but then that would mean HE is interested in playing with guys, but is listed as Straight. This is especially since the very next sentence starts off with, "Her:", meaning these are now her comments so the prior ones are from him.

As mentioned, the term "Like minded" has no set meaning. Do you like to watch/be watched, soft swap, full swap, group sex, all/none of those? It only means something if you define specifically what you are looking for, and I don't get that from your "Looking for:" section.

People have already commented about the pictures and you have sufficient ones to not need to add words to describe your looks. People can see for themselves. I agree that there are some less flattering ones that should be removed.

Elsewhere in the profile it is not always clear who is making a statement. You should either replace things with "We are....." or make it clear who is saying something, like -

Her: I have a very high sex drive and desire to play with another woman.

I don't get the "He's a grower to a shower." line. I'm thinking that there is a better way to say whatever it is you're trying to say there.

Speaking for us, we are here to find nice people to play with and hopefully remain friends with. It is OK to just say that. We define the level of play we are comfortable with and looking for in the Looking For section and the Description talks about the things you can't see in the pictures, like our other interests.

In general you should simply ask yourself if what you wrote best fits the section you put it in. For example, the Fantasies/Real Life section says you want more FFM play. That's a good example of something under the wrong heading as it's more of something you're Looking For.

Perhaps take a look at the people's profiles that are offering advice for examples of ideas of things to put into the various sections. Hope this helps.

You don't sound "Ready to meet and have fun!!!" when I can't read anything in your profile that looks like fun; like going to a club, attending a concert, horse racing, enjoying the beach, etc. It also follows that I'm no fan of "more experiences with people who are like minded" either. What's that mean...you wanna meet people who overuse clichés? Spell-out what you like so somebody can relate to you; "we herd pygmy goats, feed hummingbirds, chase cats, brutalize the neighbor's dog, don't know how to dance but love bar music, can't eat enough sushi, or we need spell check." Give others a chance to relate and check in.

Self-deprecating narratives defeat the purpose of placing yourself out there. Get some positive thoughts about yourself on paper, or from your resume and transfer them here. If you had something like "Bright, efficient, talented and ready for work" it would work on your resume and it's positively sexy. Phrases like "I’m not a huge phone person...we aren't young and fit...we aren't picky with looks" could be written a dozen of other ways to make you sound interesting and infer you're hot like; "we like to talk in person to perspective lovers and not on the phone, the muscles we admire are not the ones we work on in the gym, so we don't go to the gym, and looks are the cover of a book but good reading is what interests us." Gimme some of that sexy suspense and I'm ready for more.

Your pics are great, VelmaandShaggy said it well. I'd ditch the one on the bed with the beautiful babe and the bear and add it to your private pics. I think opinions on C-section scars depend on your age. I see them as the human experience and my understanding that we're all not perfect. We nudists see folks all the time with scars, old wounds, missing parts, and saggy shit everywhere. It doesn't make you different, the difference is how you wear it. Younger folks cringe over these things that haven't happened to them YET, (You're Eligible Too) and we laugh; in time gravity always wins as even the mightiest limb displays a little droop.

Your pics make us ready to engage our minds - add some meaty details to those good looks.

Hi there. Welcome. Yeah, you've had a profile for seven years with no certs and that is a problem. Also, are your ages correct and your photos current? Because that's always a concern with older profiles. In fact, if they are correct and current, it's worthwhile noting it in Additional comments, which is good because what's in there now can go.

The way it's written now, your profile sounds a little desperate and needy and that's kind of off-putting. Mind, I'm not saying you are those things, just that it's how your profile reads. Plus there's a thread of negativity and an indication that men aren't important, so that's also something that can use work.

First, though, on your photos, I like the two in street clothes and the one with the strategically placed stuffed animal. The rest aren't as flattering as they should be and give the impression of a rather larger woman than is actually the case. Basically, all those angles are just wrong.

Your tagline is meh and not a good lead in. Find something funny or enticing or provocative or even just serviceable.

In Looking For, that all caps first sentence (along with the tagline) is largely responsible for that hint of desperation, and then you cement the impression with most of the rest of this section. I'd advise dumping this in its entirety and starting over. Don't use meaningless phrases like like-minded or be so clear that you're not so interested in men. Use your toggles to indicate a lesser interest in couples if that's the case, but don't use your words to diminish the importance of men, because they're the ones doing most of the shopping and nobody likes being an afterthought. Describe who and what you're looking for and what you'd like to do with them and leave it at that. Don't talk about yourselves here.

In Description, let your photos do your talking about your bodies. And, really, why on earth would you describe yourselves that way? And you don't mind attention from men? Woo boy, yeah, that's gonna give the male half of a couple a stiffy. (Sorry for the sarcasm - I didn't mean it quite that harshly, I swear.) So, no to that. Just describe yourselves in positive terms. If you want to talk about how long you've been together, sure. Hobbies? Yep. What you'd like to do with your theoretical playmates? Okay, but only if you don't talk about what you don't want or how little interest you have in men.

Fantasies is okay, but it has some typos and text speak that need to be fixed. Read it out loud for the stuff that spell check doesn't catch.

Additional comments have already been addressed, but here is also where you can put that the two of you (not just one of you; "me" and "I" don't really have a place in your profile would like to meet if there's any interest rather than exchange a lot of texts. Spin it positively. And, yeah, here's the place to say your ages are correct and your photos are recent (and make sure that's true).

Good luck. I hope you make some changes and come back for a review. I think you guys are probably great, but your profile isn't doing you any favors.

I’m going to start with pictures. I like pictures 1,2,6 and I absolutely love picture 11 - it’s amazing. Get rid of everything else.

Men should never take a shirtless picture unless at the beach or a pool. If you are close to the ocean or a lake, take a shirtless pic there for the male.

We need to talk about the c-section scar. I have a pretty big surgical scar myself and I’m very self concious of it I usually wear a high-waisted garter belt to hide it.

By the placement of her hand on her tummy, I know she is self concious of it too. She might do better standing or arching her back or get A high waisted garter belt. You can see my garter belt in my public photos. I have 3 of them in white, red and black.

You can also play with light. Tape a piece of cardboard over the window at a strategic location to cast a shadow over her tummy if shooting her nude.

My husband and I spend literally hours taking hundreds of pictures. The picture of me at the finish line of my last Triathlon took 90 tries to find the perfect one. I think he took over 500 pics during the whole event. So if you want really good pics, it’s going to take dedication and time.

There are a few text changes, but I will try to review when I get home from work if someone else doesn’t get to it first.

To start - we're confused. Your toggles and profile indicate you're interested in couples yet the last words of your profile are MMF only? What do you want?

Also, there's plenty there about sex but nothing about your other interests. What will we really talk about over drinks before and after? Tell us a little more about you so we can determine if we're like minded.

Hey guys, we would really enjoy feedback on profile. Everyone seems to ask about certifications, but it's really difficult to get them if no one seems interested. So no matter how harsh please help thanks Bri and Joshua