Any improvement ideas?

Most of the rest could do with some compression and deletion and stuck in Additional comments, which is good because what you have there now is based on a stupid internet legend and marks you as being highly credulous consumers of silliness.

So, what does go in Description? Who are you as people, particularly as a couple? What do you like to do? What makes you the unique and special people that you are? Capture some of that and write it down. it doesn't need to be elaborate, but it does need to be sincere and well thought out. And go vanilla here, because while you are looking for people you want to fuck and who want to fuck you, it's the ability to connect on a personal, social level that will get that to happen.

Fantasies is meh, but with a few revisions is good enough. If she is okay with more than making out and touching, don't mention more than that she is bi-curious and has very little experience. If not, say so, because that's more like straight. Fantasies either do or do not include things. This isn't a legal document so "may include" is just weird. And of course being respectful is a must. But it's up to you to insure that it is in the way you vet people and set your boundaries ahead of time. It's not an incantation you can put in your profile that then gets you what you want, so it's another thing that looks a little weird.

Anyway, good luck. Oh, and your tagline could be better. Clever is best, if you can.

Hi. The advice I'll be giving is very blunt and the ultimate aim is indeed to get you laid, but the underlying reason for being blunt as a hammer is so as to not give anyone - people generally don't want to change - a ton of wiggle room in which to downplay the assessment.

Your profile's primary problem is that it's 14 years old and you clearly don't have any experience, so people reading will assume that you're not serious and 14 years older than your posted ages. I hope you take Velma's advice and create a new profile. It's really easy. Just create a new, free profile and then email customer service from this profile and ask to have billing transferred to the new one. That solves a huge problem of faulty perception and gives you the profile that newbies need.

A secondary problem has already been noted and that is your photos. Women don't care about anything you currently have posted, whether they're single or part of a couple, because women aren't bait for other women, only men. What we do care about is seeing both of you, in clothing, preferably together and looking like you love one another.

As far as your text is concerned, it's muddled and unlikely to entice anyone who has other options. Since I'm sure you're lovely folks, that's kind of a waste. So, here goes:

Looking For is for who you're looking for. It's not about you. It's not the place where you trot out clichés like the need to click or "don't be shy..." It's not about what you don't want. It's about who you're looking for and what you're looking for, framed in such a way that the people you're actually looking for (as in, not the desperate ones) can see themselves and be a little charmed. So, you're looking for x, y, and z, friends with benefits, social time, whatever it is you're actually looking for. If all you can come up with is what you aren't looking for, think about it some more and turn it around. This doesn't have to be an elaborate process and it isn't a formula - look at the profiles of just those who have posted to see very different ways of handling this question - but it's a place to clarify what you're looking for.

Description does not need any information that is better addressed in your photos and stats. It also isn't a place where you put a proactive fence around your relationship. Nobody will question the strength of it unless you bring it up, which you have. If the solidity of your marriage is unquestioned, there's no reason to talk about it, because we don't talk about the things we take for granted. When someone asks you what you're doing, do you ever answer, "breathing?" It's true, but it's also assumed, just like your relationship.

Awesome, thank you for the feedback. Ages are accurate. We created the profile when we first talked about it, and believe it or not our profile was even worst...lol. We started our family and basically put a long hold on the idea but kept the profile. When we updated this profile we agreed to meet a couple of single guys (different dates) and a couple. They all backed out of our planned meeting right when driving to the location :/ ....kind us discouraged us for a bit. I will definitely take the suggestions provided and update our profile. Thanks again.

You might want to adjust your age brackets as well-I guarantee you that woman’s vagina does not get cobwebs at 45. God knows I had my face in a 46-year-old vagina yesterday and I survived.

So the first thing I think when I see your profile is that the profile is 14 years old and you have no Certs.

The odds of a 23-year-old Hispanic, and quite possibly Catholic girl agreeing to swing with her 25 year old husband are essentially zero.

So to me-this means that you guys were in your late 30s or early 40s when you created the profile. That means you’re in your 50s now.

You need to put in accurate ages.

Honestly-the first thing I would do is Create a new account and asked the admin’s to move your Lifetime membership over to that new account.

I would not engage a couple that has been on for 14 years, has no Certs, and has no pics of the male.

Cut and paste your profile into a computer word processor and check your spelling. In one place, you are missing the apostrophe in “cant.”

I’m not racist, or classist, but I hate stupid people. Don’t make me think you’re stupid. Your profile is a resume.

Finally-you need at least five pictures. Those pictures need to be reset, they need to be full body, and they need to have the guy. You need a picture of you to nicely dressed like you’re going on a date. You need a picture of you at an event like you’re doing something interesting - This can be a ball game, traveling -whatever. You need a tasteful picture of the two of you at a beach or a pool. You need a picture of the girl and a picture of the guy.

I opened a private gallery for you to show you the kinds of pictures you should have. Avoid taking selfie’s, Just ask people to take your picture. If you’re uncomfortable doing this, get over it.

Make the corrections, take the new pictures and re-post.

Your profile is 14 years old and states that your experience is essentially nil. Is that accurate?

We also suggest that you have some non-face pics of him in the public pics. They can be totally g rated but need to show his body type at least. We would rule you out just on that point alone.

Others will be by to give more specific advice soon. Hold on to your hats because it will the blunt and honest. But keep in mind it's all in the spirit of getting you guys laid.

Hi, just wondering if anyone can give us any pointers to make our profile better. We are always open for suggestions. Thank you for any constructive criticism.