Hi. No, of course you aren't. Your profile could definitely use some help though. And since it's give you my opinion or continue reading a 48 page audit report followed by 38 pages of IRS filings, you have my full attention. Also, if you haven't read other threads in this section, the bluntness might be a little hard to take. I promise that my intentions are kind though.
So, your photos. The one you're using as your default looks as though you're wearing a cabinet on your head and as if your counters haven't been clear in living memory. I'm probably not the only woman around who dreads going to guys' houses for just this reason. Anyway, lose this photo and in the future be a lot more careful of your backgrounds. The one in the plane is great, but you could use a couple more, including one of you dressed as if for a date. And please keep smiling.
Your tagline is also a problem for reasons that I'll try to make clear as I go, but aside from that, try for short and clever, or at least short and inviting, capitalizing only the first letter.
In Looking For, it's intelligent conversation and since this section is not about you, you can remove your massage table and park it in Additional comments. My other suggestion is to make it play partners. While it's not unheard of for me to have playmates who only have sex with me, it always makes me nervous about clinginess, something I've run into (as pretty much every single woman has) and will run far to avoid. So, keep it plural even if you're ultimately looking for the one. Also, if you're open to hotwives and/or MFM, please mention that here.
Also, that's not how ellipses are used. Just end that sentence with one period instead of three.
Same in Description, please. As for the rest, I have an issue with chivalry and treating women like queens and I'm probably not alone in that. Mutual respect is great and kind of a baseline, but the queen thing? No. The underlying implications are pretty much sex negative, so while middle aged dating sites like match (does that still exist?) might be an okay place for that, a site where sex in all its unfettered glory reigns, it's cause for a raised eyebrow.
If you're trying to convey that you like and respect women, say that instead. You want to leave room for highly sexed women on a sex site and liking and respecting them does that where old fashioned chivalry and queen thrones don't.
You've also got some syntax errors that you can eliminate if you read this aloud. Also, to keep it simple, leave out the part about affording a hotel, the vehicle part of your willingness to travel and that you live alone.
Fantasy is pretty good. I'd just turn it into "I am looking for women for ongoing sexual adventures" and leave off the part about making a woman feel beautiful. Like, great sentiment but taking responsibility for it is kind of dicey in this context.
Additional comments is, I hope unintentionally, more demanding that will go over well. Those confident women you admire are going to roll their eyes over your rule and I'm not the only person who will not speak on the phone or give my number out to anyone I haven't met. Either rethink this or, as you'll need to do with the rest of your directions, make it a preference instead of a demand. And get rid of this ellipsis too.
I think that's it for an initial pass, but I hope you make some changes and then come back again for a review. Good luck.
