Advice and comments on profile

More pix, and I agree that you should look happy!

To be blunt, you look constipated or angry, but those often look the same to me. Your profile pic is the first thing people see, so if you can't get someone to take your pic, set the timer on your phone so it doesn't have to be close up.

Practice your smile in the mirror! I felt so dumb doing it the first couple times, but I have a squinty eye when I smile big. My driver's license picture is the fifth one they tried because of it. Now I look deranged because I opened that one eye so far they are both wide... and terrifying lol

Seriously though, practice your smile.
The profile itself is pretty good but I agree that you need some vanilla interests so people can get an idea of how to connect on the way to the bedroom.

Well said.. and YES it looks exactly like a "mug" shot and not inviting or warm at all!

Get a neighbor, friend, relative, coworker.. anyone just ask take several photos some nice backgrounds ..outside , inside doing something.. , dress up, are you fun can you smile.. Yes enjoy loosen up and Phoebe gave some great advice!

It is your swinging resume!

OK - you've been through this before so I'm going to assume you're prepared for me being opinionated and blunt. ;-)

It appears that you did apply some of the advice you received previously (you looked familiar so I checked your posting history and then I read your previous post in this forum) - good for you!

But really - if you do nothing else, please get someone to take a picture of you smiling. If I look very closely and squint then my wine soaked brain thinks you might have the teeniest bit of a smile in that mug shot - but it's essentially a mug shot. If that's your smile then you need to pretend you're a fool and grin. Or get someone to tickle you while someone else takes numerous pictures. But right now, a blue gumby might be a better look.

Your text is a bit disorganized - some things could be moved to a different section. Description could use a bit more "vanilla" information and a bit less emphasis on sex but it's not too bad. Your sentence structure is a bit off - but it's not unreadable and sounds like the genuine you.

Remember - your profile is a resume (and resumes are really just formal advertisements). You want to entice others to exchange messages and ultimately meet & play. Concentrate on the positive, leave out the negative and show us how much fun you can be. And smile - you gotta smile!

Good luck, have fun and stay safe!

~Phoebert's Wife

Thanks in advance