Pet peeves

Fort Payne, AL, Us

"...profiles that demand others be "High Weight Proportional"..."

I've seen many photos showing "high weight proportional" but not so many that are "height-weight proportional" - perhaps defining HWP is the problem. ;-)

Old pictures from the 90s when some of us fifty-somethings were in our physical prime. The hair and the clothes are a dead giveaway. If someone messages us and we are interested, they will get a recent clothed pic of both of us—extra pounds and all!

Mount Laurel, NJ, Us

Recently I’ve been thinking about all the oral sex pics with cocks in women’s mouths... why aren’t there more pics of a tongue in a pussy , an engorged clit that’s slick with her juices or her nipple being nibbled with a look of ecstasy on her face? Don’t get me wrong , sucking on a cock is yummy but ...
We see these all the time.
Maybe pretty little painted toes wrapped around his cock would attract the eye and imagination more , ; P

RonKathyVeteran
Woodstock, GA, Us

and then ZEBA.. a closed profile to couples who have a wife who plays alone .. just ask.. but hey its your journey so guess just one more option you closed yourself from.. couples who do same in your age range.

Pass The Popcorn !

ZebaMember
Spring, TX, Us

Where do I start lol
Not reading or understanding profile.
Guys with “hall passes”
Paid members that view/contact you and then have closed profiles
Single guys that worship their peckers
Women that show interest but when push comes to shove are in it for their guys
I’ll stop now or people will wonder why I am on this site, lol

mdnh03234Member
Epsom, NH, Usa

Could have been an easy out. We'd rather hear that they're not interested, then an excuse that's not in their profile.

mdnh03234Member
Epsom, NH, Usa

People that leave out information in their profiles. We contacted a couple the other day. The reply we got back was she's into younger guys. I went back and looked at their profile, and no where does it say this.

magjoyRegular
Harrisburg, PA, Us

Repetitive "hi, how are you" messages. This doesn't get anyone anywhere anytime fast and a waste of time! Greetings, explain your interests, a sentence of interest that acknowledges that you read the person's profile and a fair salutation.

Much higher chance at getting anywhere.

Parkville, MD, Usa

@ Someone ... yeah we have had some experiences with 'no kissing' couples ... not our fav encounters as we both looove kissing.

Fairfield, CT, Us

Recalibrate

If 85% ask, then you must have a great looking ass. So, dress to accentuate other “parts” and go from their!

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Oh, nothing at all wrong with asking. It's the refusal to respect her refusal that's a problem.

Ridgeville, SC, Us

goodgollymsmolly98226 I would say if 85% of the men are asking for anal sex she might need to find a better crowd. Nothing wrong with it but TBH it should be offered not asked for.

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Okay, I know what the Clorox is for, but the beer chaser has me confused. After I bleach my brain, I don't want beer in there.

If 85% of guys ask you for anal and then get pissy when you say no, you need to find different guys.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Barkeep, a shot of Clorox and a beer chaser please...

BT

Happily, a 15 percenter

I get so annoyed that 85% of the men all ask for anal sex. I dont do that. Then, they treat me like theres something wrong with me that I dont enjoy that. Dude-- I have a hemorrhoid! Want me to burst and bleed all over!?

Dorneyville, PA, Us

47 pics of her ass, and boobs. Not one full length g rated pic of the couple together.

TallMark45Veteran
Tempe, AZ, Us

Yes, Young guys need to stroke their cocks to completion before they start stroking the keyboard.....You think better with the other head that way...Mary Jo

Who_me12Regular
Lavale, MD, Us

The toddlers, I mean, twenty somethings who forget to check their testosterone at the door before emailing me with their aggression.

Hey pal, I was kind enough to reply and engage you in conversation, how about you check yourself before you get rude and disrespectful up in my email?

If necessary, take the edge off before you hit send.

TallMark45Veteran
Tempe, AZ, Us

I hate guys with strong, pushy hands.....

Niskayuna, NY, Us

@Esperanza
Your pet peeve is felt by many hi women, because labels don’t always clearly define people (perhaps labels are my pet peeve?). “Bi -Curious” for many is simply an open acceptance (or comfort) of play between both men and women. For me (Kira), I list as “straight”, simply from what I primarily seek for play, which is with men, since men get me hot and horny. But I also find sensual group play very erotic, and many would say I’m Bi-curious. However, based on experience as defining my label as straight, only couples that are more open and accepting of different play styles and boundaries will contact us. And those that must have a bi woman for FF play will pass us by, which works just fine for us.

~Kira

TallMark45Veteran
Tempe, AZ, Us

Mature men who act like horney little teenagers when trying to get up my skirt....Mary Jo

Peoria, AZ, Us

1- Guys that kiss like an octopus sucking in your entire face
2- When playing with someone new they go straight to the level of grabbing and pinching they are used to instead of trying to learn their new partner. Usually results in me yelping and smacking away hands.

Thornton, CO, Us

Clothing, Men are so horny they will say anything for our pussy. My peeves are giving a BJ and the guy cums too soon.

Wake Forest, NC, Us

Pet peeves:
-One liner emails.
-Couple profiles with only pictures of the lady.
-LS People who are indecisive and don't know what they want.
-Folks who express interest then have no time to communicate to establish whether there is chemistry.
-Folks who keep trying after I clearly indicate I'm not interested.
-"Bi" ladies who aren't truly bi (more of a dishonesty thing rather than curiosity)
-Those who assume that just because I'm in LS that I want unsolicited crass, graphic and super sexual comments.

Santa Rosa, CA, Us

I get very angry at the single men who have a fake couples profile. Then when you start the arrangements to meet the woman just happens to be off on a trip somewhere. So many women have deaths in the family or parents in the hospital. Sad.