Hey, it's not like "creepy" is necessarily bad... You and the puppet really make it work, you know?
"Ncal makes reference to these people with piercings, tats and no body hair..."
Piercings. That was the word I couldn't figure out. His mind is like so much Swiss cheese that I didn't even think to go for the obvious.
My husband and I both prefer to see a bit of trimmed/clipped hair . I of course want the shaft smooth as well as balls .He wants everything in the crack shaved . If I'm playing with a man who shaves his crack, Im playing with the crack, if he has a hairy crack, I just bypass it no big deal .. I LOVE a hairy chest and do not like a prickly chest . Some back hair on a man is a non issue with me , if the entire back was covered I don't think I'd have much of an issue with it , I've just not yet been faced with that to know for sure . Men, even those that work out a lot, please stop shaving your arm pits !
Oh, good. Just so I'm not totally not creepy. Uhhhh.....
counts double-negatives while lips move
Okay, math was never my long suit.
Ncal makes reference to these people with piercings, tats and no body hair, and how unattractive they are. What's next? People that smell good and have nice teeth??? Ewww, that sounds horrible! ;)
Oh, it's still creepy, but it's puppet level creepy, not "followers of the Old Ones are in my bedroom often enough that I need to take precautionary measures" creepy. ;-)
"What is the next herd in thing that people are going to do to their bodies that make them look even more non sexual and less attractive?"
This next herd in thing might interest you: Back fur.
Cut 'em out,
ride 'em in
Ride 'em in,
cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out,
ride 'em in,
Rawhide
So what you're saying is that owning a can of Tentacles-B-Gone isn't creepy as long as I don't keep it in the bedroom, yes? ;)
For some reason the first time I read it I thought it said "testicles be gone" spray. I guess I was thinking in the context of the base note since they can be a pain to shave...lol
And yet, here you are, encountering a possible spawnling...
Okay, the bathroom sink makes more sense and is far less worrisome, but I think you should try using it the next time you mention the prophecy. ;-)
Speaking of Deep Ones.....
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY
Yet look at everyone. running around doing what ever is the herd cool thing at the moment. Its so bizarre. How many women précised their clit because it was the in thing? What is the next herd in thing that people are going to do to their bodies that make them look even more non sexual and less attractive?
Hey, I've never been to Innsmouth, so I'm not too worried about encountering those fishy, froggy Deep Ones.
Besides, I don't keep the Tentacles-B-Gone in the bedroom. It's under the bathroom sink.
Is anyone else worried that sorillo keeps a spray can of Tentacles-B-Gone in his bedroom? No? Just me?
I dunno. If any lady starts in screamchanting Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! while in my bedroom I'm grabbing my spray can of Tentacles-B-Gone....
I just love it when she talks dirty like that!
Doesn't anyone read (that old racist) Lovecraft anymore? If not Cthulhu, then maybe another Old One. With a colander.
Fok, I think you're close, but I believe the effect would be more like what happened to the soldier who first looked.
Lady should we mere mortals cast eyes on the image of that who would be NCal, we would melt away like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Ark was opened.
"No wonder why everyone is fat, hairless and covered in tattoos, being so unattractive makes everyone miserable and they spend all the time spending money instead of fucking"
This coming from a man who has never shared pic one of his likeness. Maybe our eyes are not worthy of beholding this deity.....yeah that's it....riiiggghhhht.
~lady~
ncal, you say "media driven herd," I say your opinions stem from your habit of wearing a colander as a hat. I can provide as much supporting evidence for my position as you can for yours. Maybe more.
Ms molly look at how material everyone is, its amazing. Everyone acts like they are in some kind of herd and must do what the herd does which is controlled by the media.
What is next? Everyone has doe piercing all over their body, then tats, then shaving every hair off their body what does the media driven herd do next? permanently color their skin purple?
What ever happened to people caring about what they looked like?
Oh, sure, but the rest of us are all still in the normal range for seriously abnormal. Because diff'rent strokes? ;-)
Yes, ncal, you're crazy. Most people don't wear colanders as hats.
What you talkin’ bout Willis??
BT
50 shades of Are you actually kidding me kinda weird, and damn proud of each one.
Crazy? the move people cover themselves in tats and the ,more hairless they become the more swinging and sex dies. When they dont fuck what do they do for excitement? Spend money.
That is what the media wants and what the meida is all about. Getting their readers or viziers to spend as much money as possible so they can make $$$$$ of of advertising.
