Shaving, or not

Fresno, CA, Us

DNA is like the midichlorians channeling The Force in Star Wars. Except it's like the cheap, knock-off porn version of Star Wars where Chewie is the alien pizza delivery boy who bangs Amidala in the Naboo throne room while Anakin watches from behind the curtains. Anakin becomes so enraged at the sight of Chewie's enormous wang plunging into his beloved that he turns to the Dark Side to become Darth Vagina, Invader of the Nether Regions of Tatooine.

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

"No pussy hair tells the mans DNA that the woman is not mature or is sick."

I recently left my DNA in a mature, shaved pussy. My DNA was well aware of the fact that she was mature. Although I'm certain the recent DNA insertion cured what was ailing her, the dosing will continue until her doctor tells me to stop.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Hotwife come to the next naked pool volleyball game. There are several women there that are drop dead beautiful with 10k tits and fit bodies. My wife is also fit with small natural tits that look great, she good looking but not beautiful. She is the only woman there that has a bush, the other are completely shaved.
The men pay attention to her and flirt with her all the time, but not the other women, Its very simple pussy hair is a sexual stimulate that tells a man's DNA that the woman is mature and ready to have babies. This is the woman that a man's DNA tells him to compete for. No pussy hair tells the mans DNA that the woman is not mature or is sick.

My wife loves the attention of men and really enjoys flirting. So she make sure her body is very sexually attractive.

mayhem8Veteran
Auburn, NH, Us

Re:last post

You're dating yourself but.....bbbwwwahhhahahahah

Fresno, CA, Us

Now y'all have me thinking of an old bit of military internet humor. When asked to describe European women and their unshaved armpits, an officer described it as "she looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock down there".

FokkersVeteran
Toms River, NJ, Us

I just can’t imagine what his Mrs. NCal must look like at her dance class in a leotard with a full bush.

Well folks, you heard it here. If you think you prefer your women smooth shaven, you don't. You actually prefer hair. He said so.
Also, the sight of his wife's pubes infuriates women everywhere. Because that's what women get angry about. (((rolling eyes)))

Fresno, CA, Us

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

A trimmed bush is a visual sexual attractant to men. Very simple. Because my wife knows this and loves being a sexual woman the other women that have shaved their bodies according to the latest herd fad get really pissed at her.

mayhem8Veteran
Auburn, NH, Us

The best response here to someone who's sole intent is to provoke an argument is no response at all. I'm not a big fan of blocking people but in this case it made sense. You can't see what they wrote and they can't see what you wrote. One less person to goad into or get sucked into an argument ;-)

re:ggmm
Give a girl a hole big enough to drive a truck through and....wait, that can probably have another meaning here too...lol

Phoenix, AZ, Us

"Does every topic have to come to a grizzly end at the hands of this guy?"

Well, given his reports of abundant back hair, yes. And a grisly end as well. ;-) (Sorry, but that was the most apt use of a homonym that I've seen in a long time and it couldn't be ignored!)

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Its the herd that is judgmental. Anyone that is different is not welcome.

Does every topic have to come to a grizzly end at the hands of this guy? I groom, as does many of us. It's our preference. We are discussing it.
Why must you turn this into a loony rant?
For the record, NCal, my house has no cable, no internet(other than our cellphones), we don't use the television except for an occasional movie, and we don't watch any mainstream news stations. My wife and I groom cuz we prefer it this way. Not because of Obama, Trump, the media, the liberals, or little green space men.

Fresno, CA, Us

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Judge other people? my god the herd is the most judgemental human beings in the planet. If you are not doing the latest ad the media is pushing you are not welcome.

We dot care we prefer to be happy but man the way the herd women give my wife the evil eye because she has a nice trimmed bush that drive the men nuts.

FokkersVeteran
Toms River, NJ, Us

Well I guess that they belong to a hairy herd. Maybe they belong to a herd of bison who haven’t lost their winter coat yet.

_Tramp_Regular
Alpharetta, GA

"We are just not part of the herd."

I'll grant you that. There are those, far less scrupulous than I, who would suggest maybe the "part the herd leaves behind."

Not me though. I've too many scruples for such talk.

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

We are just not part of the herd. The herd is a complete slave to the media and TV.
We are very different people, happily married with an open marriage, we take care of our bodies and make sure they look good when we are naked so other people get sexually excited when they look at us.
We have three happy successful children who are in good jobs and support themselves and don't live at home. We have a successful business. We are very healthy take no meds of any kind, we don't fight and have never been divorced.

We simply don't believe anything the media says and look at how nice life is.

Fresno, CA, Us

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

People are slaves to the media and TV.

mayhem8Veteran
Auburn, NH, Us

re: arm pit hair

That is another place I'll use the trimmer or even just scissors. It got to a point where my arm pit hair was like 8" or more long. I can imagine seeing guys with shaved arm pits may be weird but I can't imagine having it braidably long is very sexy either ;-)

The stubbly hair on the chest thing I've actually heard mixed reactions about. Some women hate it and some find it oddly appealing. Yet another place I'll use the trimmer on occasion as I've gotten some 4-6" long chest hairs. I'd be happy if I could get any of this to actually grow on my head, but that's just the way it goes for some guys, and Yes, I use the trimmer there too ;-)

You mean the "précised clit" comment? Yeah, took me a sec to figure it out, too. Must be all that "meida" turning my brain to mush.